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#1101 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 12:48 AM

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Swart’s 160, plus nine extras (five wides, three no balls and a leg bye) took the Mpumalanga total to 169. Ridiculous.


Cricket is incomprehensible.
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#1102 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 01:31 AM

View Postdeath rattle, on 16 December 2016 - 12:48 AM, said:

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Swart’s 160, plus nine extras (five wides, three no balls and a leg bye) took the Mpumalanga total to 169. Ridiculous.


Cricket is incomprehensible.


I was going to reply with "only to Americans", but then I realised baseball and especially gridiron are even worse for a novice to follow. :p
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Posted 30 December 2016 - 06:41 AM

Our ancestors had more of a sense of humour than we had previously credited them

http://www.dailytele...456cb73dfb69d9e
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

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#1104 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 30 December 2016 - 11:44 AM

"Get away from her you bitch!"

http://www.news.com....6533b2bd1aef746

"...I'll be in my bunk ..."

http://www.news.com....3e3055fdde1c7cf

Just another mode of delivery to fuck Abyss' orders up. But at least we're getting closer to a Helicarrier.

http://www.news.com....8f75ccd070cf1f9

So ... frickin'... coooooool

http://www.news.com....877f796cac35fb2

This post has been edited by Captain Needa: 30 December 2016 - 11:48 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#1105 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 30 December 2016 - 12:30 PM

View PostCaptain Needa, on 30 December 2016 - 11:44 AM, said:

"Get away from her you bitch!"

http://www.news.com....6533b2bd1aef746

"...I'll be in my bunk ..."

http://www.news.com....3e3055fdde1c7cf

Just another mode of delivery to fuck Abyss' orders up. But at least we're getting closer to a Helicarrier.

http://www.news.com....8f75ccd070cf1f9

So ... frickin'... coooooool

http://www.news.com....877f796cac35fb2


You read waaaay too much news.com.au.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#1106 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 30 December 2016 - 12:55 PM

View PostLoki, on 30 December 2016 - 12:30 PM, said:

View PostCaptain Needa, on 30 December 2016 - 11:44 AM, said:

"Get away from her you bitch!"

http://www.news.com....6533b2bd1aef746

"...I'll be in my bunk ..."

http://www.news.com....3e3055fdde1c7cf

Just another mode of delivery to fuck Abyss' orders up. But at least we're getting closer to a Helicarrier.

http://www.news.com....8f75ccd070cf1f9

So ... frickin'... coooooool

http://www.news.com....877f796cac35fb2


You read waaaay too much news.com.au.


Meh, it's free. I also read BBC, The Atlantic and a few others.
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 30 December 2016 - 01:08 PM

The article about Amazon's flying Drone Center is unnerving. What happens when the drones are loaded up with cluster bombs instead of packages? Look I am not saying Amazon is a threat to world peace, but...
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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 01 February 2017 - 04:38 PM

Do you think nerds in an alternate universe are watching season 7 of Firefly and think, I sure am glad they decided no to cancel this show!?
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Posted 01 February 2017 - 05:28 PM

Considering the weak writing and meandering plot of the show, I doubt it.
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Posted 01 February 2017 - 05:46 PM

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 01 February 2017 - 05:53 PM

FIREFLY would have been vastly improved by the addition of Elsa from FROZEN.


....what? .... it worked for OUAT.
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Posted 01 February 2017 - 08:15 PM

Yes, I do believe that, Slow Ben.
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Posted 01 February 2017 - 08:20 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 01 February 2017 - 04:38 PM, said:

Do you think nerds in an alternate universe are watching season 7 of Firefly and think, I sure am glad they decided no to cancel this show!?



View Postdeath rattle, on 01 February 2017 - 08:15 PM, said:

Yes, I do believe that, Slow Ben.


Keep in mind however that this is an alternate universe where Star Trek never existed, George Lucas became a podiatrist, and Nathan Fillion has a massive black book containing dirt on all of Hollywood.
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Posted 01 February 2017 - 08:26 PM

View PostAbyss, on 01 February 2017 - 08:20 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 01 February 2017 - 04:38 PM, said:

Do you think nerds in an alternate universe are watching season 7 of Firefly and think, I sure am glad they decided no to cancel this show!?



View Postdeath rattle, on 01 February 2017 - 08:15 PM, said:

Yes, I do believe that, Slow Ben.


Keep in mind however that this is an alternate universe where Star Trek never existed, George Lucas became a podiatrist, and Nathan Fillion has a massive black book containing dirt on all of Hollywood.
Also, lizard people.


Reality is already too depressing these days for me to even contemplate the possibility of Star Trek never having existed.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 01 February 2017 - 08:47 PM

View PostApt, on 01 February 2017 - 05:28 PM, said:

Considering the weak writing and meandering plot of the show, I doubt it.

Your face has a meandering plot....
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Posted 01 February 2017 - 09:23 PM

View PostLoki, on 01 February 2017 - 08:26 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 01 February 2017 - 08:20 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 01 February 2017 - 04:38 PM, said:

Do you think nerds in an alternate universe are watching season 7 of Firefly and think, I sure am glad they decided no to cancel this show!?



View Postdeath rattle, on 01 February 2017 - 08:15 PM, said:

Yes, I do believe that, Slow Ben.


Keep in mind however that this is an alternate universe where Star Trek never existed, George Lucas became a podiatrist, and Nathan Fillion has a massive black book containing dirt on all of Hollywood.
Also, lizard people.


Reality is already too depressing these days for me to even contemplate the possibility of Star Trek never having existed.



But lizard people you're ok with?
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Posted 01 February 2017 - 09:29 PM

View PostAbyss, on 01 February 2017 - 09:23 PM, said:

View PostLoki, on 01 February 2017 - 08:26 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 01 February 2017 - 08:20 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 01 February 2017 - 04:38 PM, said:

Do you think nerds in an alternate universe are watching season 7 of Firefly and think, I sure am glad they decided no to cancel this show!?



View Postdeath rattle, on 01 February 2017 - 08:15 PM, said:

Yes, I do believe that, Slow Ben.


Keep in mind however that this is an alternate universe where Star Trek never existed, George Lucas became a podiatrist, and Nathan Fillion has a massive black book containing dirt on all of Hollywood.
Also, lizard people.


Reality is already too depressing these days for me to even contemplate the possibility of Star Trek never having existed.



But lizard people you're ok with?

Might be an improvement.
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Posted 02 February 2017 - 08:48 AM

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 11 February 2017 - 04:22 AM

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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