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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#1081 User is offline   Gorefest 

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Posted 09 August 2016 - 04:02 PM

Well, you know. Surely they would let him back on if he just ran fast enough...?


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Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 04:49 PM

What's actually going on in the video? Is the plane he runs towards a plane he missed?
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 05:40 PM

That malachite thing justifies the existence of the internet, ad infinitum.
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#1084 User is offline   Gorefest 

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Posted 09 August 2016 - 06:23 PM

View PostApt, on 09 August 2016 - 04:49 PM, said:

What's actually going on in the video? Is the plane he runs towards a plane he missed?


Yeah, apparently he managed to dodge four (!!!) 'high' security gate checks and get into the tunnel after the plane had already taxied out. Then he tries to commandeer a baggage trolley and finally tries to run the plane down. Gods know what he was thinking. Maybe he hoped they would stop, like a friendly bus driver.
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Posted 10 August 2016 - 06:13 AM

View Postworry, on 12 July 2016 - 02:43 AM, said:

Stalactites form in caves.
Caves = bear houses.
I hypothesize that bears are the ones shaping them into dildos.

And I henceforth petition the world to rename caves: Dild-a-Bear Workshops.



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Posted 10 August 2016 - 07:15 AM

Yes, I do believe this was one of Worry's better puns. A master piece some might argue.
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Posted 28 August 2016 - 09:22 AM

Good on you Norway - putting the 'neutral' into 'gender-neutral'. I wonder what the feminazis make of this, since it's essentially what they say they want.

http://www.news.com....d7c17fb22b002fa
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Posted 28 August 2016 - 07:35 PM

That begs the questions -- what about the content in this article regarding Norwegian egalitarianism and the contrasting disparity in Australia (which seemingly contributes to rampant misogyny including criminal behavior) made you want to bash "feminazis" first in line?
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#1089 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 08:03 PM

Basically just waiting for the inevitable backlash from radfems, and wondering how they'd justify it.

Since this sort of thing is what they want.

Hey, if they don't complain about it, cool. Happy (pleasantly surprised) to be wrong.

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 21 September 2016 - 06:52 PM

https://www.indiegog...-fall-edition#/

Indiegogo Charity fund raiser that includes Erikson first editions.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 08 November 2016 - 08:27 AM

Happy voting day tomorrow, Americans.

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Posted 24 November 2016 - 06:49 AM

Pain beyond human comprehension

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Posted 24 November 2016 - 07:36 AM

Jiminy Christmas!
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Posted 25 November 2016 - 07:38 AM

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 25 November 2016 - 08:38 AM

I think that spider is an ice mage.

God I am so happy I live in an area that has normal insects.

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 01:48 PM

View PostCaptain Needa, on 28 August 2016 - 08:03 PM, said:

Basically just waiting for the inevitable backlash from radfems, and wondering how they'd justify it.

Since this sort of thing is what they want.

Hey, if they don't complain about it, cool. Happy (pleasantly surprised) to be wrong.


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#1097 User is offline   Loki 

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 16 December 2016 - 12:28 AM

Holy crap! :p

http://www.news.com....783712d9c633553

Somebody sign her up!
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Posted 16 December 2016 - 12:42 AM

View PostCaptain Needa, on 16 December 2016 - 12:28 AM, said:

Holy crap! :p

http://www.news.com....783712d9c633553

Somebody sign her up!


Damn, that's impressive!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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