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Something for the Lady fans Which MBotF character are you most attracted to, and why?

#81 ShadowThorne

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 05:33 PM

Bad joke, but still full of awesome! XD

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#82 Tsundoku

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:43 PM

ShadowThorne, on 04 April 2011 - 05:01 PM, said:

I second this! There has been mostly anti- Karsa comments on this thread
But he has got to be my favorite character, in all aspects I love his development as a character and as a man through out the books. I also really love his personality quarks

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 08:04 PM

Doesn't Karsa use the Blood Oil like Viagra?

Karsa is a rapist in HoC - I'm gonna stay clear of him

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#84 Una

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 08:28 PM

Karsa "I will split you in two" Orlong is an arrogant rapist with the mentality of a teenager in HOC. He is not attractive then. He actually really annoying.

It's after he's seen something of the world outside his little hamlet that he starts to get interesting. And attractive. But oh so dangerous. Better to have him on your side, not that Karsa believes in sides.

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# "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead"

Posted 12 April 2011 - 08:38 PM

Una, on 12 April 2011 - 08:28 PM, said:

Ahh I am only just finishing Book 4 and he's still a pretty mean bastard - but not quite as bad as he was.

I am feeling all homophobic now so I have to go reclaim my fragile masculinity by starting a thread about the female characters in the series

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#86 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 10:06 AM

Illuyankas, on 12 April 2011 - 04:10 PM, said:

Tapper, on 12 April 2011 - 03:37 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 12 April 2011 - 03:10 PM, said:

That won't be a problem afterwards Posted Image

Scar tissue isn't all that flexible.

Or that resilient

OUCH!!!

I think I'll be running away from you as well, Illy...Please keep that vajayjay-tearing monster eel in your pants Posted Image

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 10:48 AM

Grimface Insultbear, on 13 April 2011 - 10:06 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on 12 April 2011 - 04:10 PM, said:

Tapper, on 12 April 2011 - 03:37 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 12 April 2011 - 03:10 PM, said:

That won't be a problem afterwards Posted Image

Scar tissue isn't all that flexible.

Or that resilient

OUCH!!!

I think I'll be running away from you as well, Illy...Please keep that vajayjay-tearing monster eel in your pants Posted Image

Um, by all accounts it's Illy's monster eel that tears before the vajayjay gives

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#88 Illuyankas

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 02:44 AM

The rest of HER was fine, it was the hand that was the issue.

Just look at the avatar. JUST LOOK AT IT

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#89 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 12:14 PM

damn, shouldn't have looked at it for that long....what were we talking about again?

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 12:16 PM

I think they were saying Illy will need Karsa to be gentle when he has his way with him?

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#91 Illuyankas

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 01:41 PM

Don't be silly, I'm the big spoon in this WAIT WHAT

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 03:16 PM

Hmm, methinks we're forgetting that blood oil works both ways...

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#93 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 06:28 PM

I would love to see the look on Illy's face when Karsa drops his loincloth and shouts WITNESS!

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 07:02 PM

I think his avatar pretty much sums it up there Grimbear.

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 11:53 PM

I'm not original....at all...

First: Anomander Rake - tall, strong, mysterious, dragon, dragon, dragon....
second: Quick Ben - emotion, sensible, and damn powerful, and mysterious
third: Fiddler - just human, but courageous and play music.

I would have go for Whiskeyjack but someone else get him before me, and I'm not the cheating one...
And Mael... (well, his other personnality).... And no, I've no explaination for him...

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