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KILL IT WITH FIRE
Well Hinter, at least it sounds like you're having a whale of a time!
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There's a rat in me kitchen... ...what am I gonna do?...
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 10:43 AM
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 10:46 AM
I don't know, I'm not sure he could get a blue whale at all. I think he's telling some killer porca pies here.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 05:54 PM
Illy, did you just make that pun on porpoise?
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Posted 13 September 2010 - 03:41 PM
What you need to do is take time and slowly befriend the badger by feeding it cake. Once it has become your friend you can sick it on anyone you don't like. Also, irradiate it and let it bite you. Chances are you wont get super powers and it will die but on the off chance that you do, I think we can all agree that it's worth a shot.
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Posted 13 September 2010 - 07:55 PM
Damn these awful sea based puns!!!
You've made Anemone this day..... 'shakes fist'
You've made Anemone this day..... 'shakes fist'
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 13 September 2010 - 08:26 PM
I had to mullet over for a while before I got it, but that one was classic Coco. It tickled me just so and really warmed my cockles in a metaphorical sense.
Don't be koi everybody else, join in!
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Posted 13 September 2010 - 08:49 PM
I'm out of suggestions, but I felt compelled to Youtube It.
"Because you have killed Shetra my wife!" the Lord cried in rage. "Because I have been unworthy of her all my life! Because I do not fear you, Raver! I am free of all restraint! No fear or love limits my strength! I match you hate for hate..."
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Posted 13 September 2010 - 09:16 PM
TT, your puns are way off bass.....
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meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 13 September 2010 - 09:29 PM
This thread is off the scale! Somefin to think about, definitely.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 14 September 2010 - 09:49 PM
If this isn't the plaice for off-bass puns Coco, I don't know what is. You've got to be squidding me! Or cod it be that I've completely misunderstood the situation?
This post has been edited by Thelomen Toblerone: 14 September 2010 - 09:49 PM
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Posted 15 September 2010 - 07:57 AM
There's a simple solution to your badger problem, heck, it can even solve your mouse problem.
Mr. Badger, meet Mr. Shotgun!
Mr. Badger, meet Mr. Shotgun!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!
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Posted 15 September 2010 - 11:32 AM
Do what they did on the Simpsons. Go to a Who concert.
Suck it Errant!
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Posted 15 September 2010 - 01:46 PM
Paint it black. This is vengeance.
- Abyss, ...what were we talking about?
- Abyss, ...what were we talking about?
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'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
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Posted 15 September 2010 - 10:02 PM
I'd forgotten we were still supposed to be carping on about rats and badgers and Hinter's kitchen. i wonder if eel ever solve the problem. I wouldn't want him to flounder along with vermin infestations because I keep finterrupting with fish puns
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Posted 16 September 2010 - 06:50 AM
How about a chlorine bomb? That'd kill EVERYTHING in there pretty fast methinks
Screw you all, and have a nice day!
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Posted 16 September 2010 - 11:30 AM
worrywort, on 07 July 2010 - 06:32 PM, said:
The only way to get a badger out of your house is to let a bear into your house. You get rid of the bear with a rhino, the rhino with a hippo, the hippo with an elephant, and so on till the problem is solved.
But you need a mouse to get rid of the elephant and a badger to get rid of the mouse ...
