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#1 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 09:22 AM

I am heading over to Europe in October/November. My plan so far is to fly into London, travel for 4 weeks then head back to the UK for 2 weeks of visiting family.... and you people :p

My questions are basically, what is the cheapest way to get around? What must I see, given I only have 4 weeks(ish)? Places I should avoid/be wary of? Helpful tips and hints or offers to drive me around for 6 weeks :p

I most go in for cultural and history stuff, less for the partying and such (at least while touristing.... while in the UK I d not need to tourist... i expect drinkings!)

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 09:26 AM

The cheapest and most fun way to travel would be by thumb. All though, I'd probably not do that in Eastern Europe. Or by night. Or in the area Tiste lives in.
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Posted 28 June 2010 - 09:29 AM

Ok, I should have said, "cheapest way to get around, without high risk of axe murderers" :p
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Posted 28 June 2010 - 09:36 AM

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 09:40 AM

 Centzon Totochtin, on 28 June 2010 - 09:29 AM, said:

Ok, I should have said, "cheapest way to get around, without high risk of axe murderers" :p


You should seriously consider it. It's fun. And girls have a lot easier time getting pick ups than guys do.

I once thumbed it from Wienna to Copenhagen with an Australian, it was awesome.

EDIT: of course, thumbing alone I could imagine might be a bit more hazardous if you don't come equipped with Judo chop capabilities.

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 09:41 AM

 Aptorian, on 28 June 2010 - 09:40 AM, said:

girls have a lot easier time getting picked up and hung from a meat hook in an madman's fridge than guys do

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 09:41 AM

 Centzon Totochtin, on 28 June 2010 - 09:22 AM, said:

I am heading over to Europe in October/November. My plan so far is to fly into London, travel for 4 weeks then head back to the UK for 2 weeks of visiting family.... and you people :p

My questions are basically, what is the cheapest way to get around? What must I see, given I only have 4 weeks(ish)? Places I should avoid/be wary of? Helpful tips and hints or offers to drive me around for 6 weeks :p

I most go in for cultural and history stuff, less for the partying and such (at least while touristing.... while in the UK I d not need to tourist... i expect drinkings!)

:p


I would assume that the cheapest way overall, if you intend to visit several countries, would be by train. Check here for instance: Rail Europe
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Posted 28 June 2010 - 11:14 AM

cheapest = by thumb indeed. But if you ever think about doing that over here, well, you'll be disappointed, unless you catch germans.
Thankfully I'm only like 12 km away from the german border so come visit! I've only got one bed though.
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Posted 28 June 2010 - 11:59 AM

Check out the info in Ano's Euroslutting thread:

http://forum.malazan...showtopic=19042

and Rodeo's 'I Only avoided getting mauled by animals in Europe because all their animals are in zoos' thread:

http://forum.malazan...opic=16434&st=0

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 03:59 PM

 Illuyankas, on 28 June 2010 - 09:36 AM, said:

How do you murder an axe?



In Europe you can do anything with a guillotine and a little fondue cheese.

TRAVEL: Rail is easiest BUT if you want to get somewhere 'far' and work your way back, you might consider a cheap flight out of the UK to some far point in Italy, Greece, Spain or Portugal and work your way back to Amsterdam or Paris, from which it's easy to get back to the UK.

With four weeks, it it were me, i'd fly to a Greek island, say, Santorini, spend maybe three days, catch a fast ferry back to Athens, see the Parthenon, catch another ferry over to Italy, train North, see Sienna, Florence, Rome, the Cinque Terras, into Austria and see Vienna, on to Munich in Germany, get blitzed in a beer hall or three, then i'm told Hungary is worth the trip or Czech Rep. to see Prague and/or then head West through France, see Paris, more if you have time, then Amsterdam and back to the UK.

That's a highlite reel. There are a tonne of small off the beaten track places you could go but i figure that's a solid 4 week euroblitz.

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This post has been edited by Abyss: 28 June 2010 - 06:36 PM
Reason for edit: Pargue is not in Hungary and i knew that

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 04:55 PM

 Abyss, on 28 June 2010 - 03:59 PM, said:

then i'm told Hungary is worth the trip to see Prague


skip that part
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Posted 28 June 2010 - 05:00 PM

 Cobbles, on 28 June 2010 - 04:55 PM, said:

 Abyss, on 28 June 2010 - 03:59 PM, said:

then i'm told Hungary is worth the trip to see Prague


skip that part





Especially as Prague is in the Czech Republic...

EDIT: Although I would recommend going to Hungary anyway, particularly to see Budapest. Very beautiful city.

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 05:36 PM

 AlanH, on 28 June 2010 - 05:00 PM, said:

 Cobbles, on 28 June 2010 - 04:55 PM, said:

 Abyss, on 28 June 2010 - 03:59 PM, said:

then i'm told Hungary is worth the trip to see Prague


skip that part





Especially as Prague is in the Czech Republic...

EDIT: Although I would recommend going to Hungary anyway, particularly to see Budapest. Very beautiful city.


I'd recommend Hungary for Hungarian girls!
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Posted 28 June 2010 - 05:52 PM

 Gothos, on 28 June 2010 - 05:36 PM, said:

 AlanH, on 28 June 2010 - 05:00 PM, said:

 Cobbles, on 28 June 2010 - 04:55 PM, said:

 Abyss, on 28 June 2010 - 03:59 PM, said:

then i'm told Hungary is worth the trip to see Prague


skip that part





Especially as Prague is in the Czech Republic...

EDIT: Although I would recommend going to Hungary anyway, particularly to see Budapest. Very beautiful city.


I'd recommend Hungary for Hungarian girls!


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Posted 28 June 2010 - 06:10 PM

Interrail is probably best travel method, yeah. Berlin's good if you have money, I'm intending to go back soon and make the most of it.

I recommend Copenhagen, to visit Apt and see if he's actually real.

Don't miss out Spain, Seville if you have time, beautiful city. And Granada is an incredibly underrated little town, go see the Alhambra Palace. Rome's good, although a bit touristy so you won't get the "real" Italy so much. For that, go to Naples, which is chaos.

And use this time to build up your drinking stamina for when you visit us in the UK. :p
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Posted 28 June 2010 - 06:45 PM

 AlanH, on 28 June 2010 - 05:00 PM, said:

...

Especially as Prague is in the Czech Republic...

EDIT: Although I would recommend going to Hungary anyway, particularly to see Budapest. Very beautiful city.


Yes and i knew that and i forgot to add Budapest and ref the Czech Rep, now corrected.

 Thelomen Toblerone, on 28 June 2010 - 06:10 PM, said:

...Rome's good, although a bit touristy so you won't get the "real" Italy so much. ..



Yeah, don't be caught by the trap of portioning too many days for Rome. You need a day to proerly see the Vatican and its museum and another day to see the interesting bits of Rome and then GTFO.

Oh, and for the love of god, for Rome, Florence, Milan and more or less anywhere museum/artsy/touristy in Italy, go online, and reserve your tours or admission times in advance. Please. This will save you DAYS of your life spent waiting in line. i know, i know, you want to be spontaneous and go with it and do random stuff and that's all good but this will save you time to do all of that as opposed to waiting.
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Posted 28 June 2010 - 07:27 PM

 Abyss, on 28 June 2010 - 06:45 PM, said:

Yes and i knew that and i forgot to add Budapest and ref the Czech Rep, now corrected.



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Actually I'd recommend both. Hungary/Budapest (try one of the magnificent public baths) and Czech Republic/Prague. Beautiful cities both, with lots to see.

Don't skip.
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Posted 28 June 2010 - 07:57 PM

 Cobbles, on 28 June 2010 - 07:27 PM, said:

 Abyss, on 28 June 2010 - 06:45 PM, said:

Yes and i knew that and i forgot to add Budapest and ref the Czech Rep, now corrected.



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Actually I'd recommend both. Hungary/Budapest (try one of the magnificent public baths) and Czech Republic/Prague. Beautiful cities both, with lots to see.

Don't skip.






I'd second this. I got a free tour of Budapest as I was there with my girlfriend who was born and raised there, and there are some spectacular buildings and things to see there. I'd also recommend checking out the countryside around Hungary, some beautiful scenery. Spent a week in Prague with a friend not that long ago, and it's also worth checking out. Some cheap beer as well, which is never a bad thing. :p
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Posted 28 June 2010 - 08:05 PM

You may be tempted by the French Riviera. I would opt for beachy parts of Greece, Italy and/or Spain instead. Altho i do think Monaco is all kinds of awesome in a James Bond sort of way. If you decide to stop in Pisa to see the Tower, jump off the train and jump back on. There is nothing else there. As a further aside, if you want to add at least one 'less big' city, Brugges in Belgium is a great stop. Brussels not so much.

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 08:12 PM

If she grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress her but she didn't, so it doesn't.

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