Malazan Empire: The Watching Trickster Pub - Malazan Empire

Jump to content

  • 190 Pages +
  • « First
  • 173
  • 174
  • 175
  • 176
  • 177
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

The Watching Trickster Pub Come in, sit down and share your random thoughts with a good pint.

#3481 User is offline   Darkwatch 

  • A Strange Human
  • Group: The Most Holy and Exalted Inquis
  • Posts: 2,190
  • Joined: 21-February 03
  • Location:MACS0647-JD
  • 1.6180339887

Posted 31 May 2012 - 04:57 PM

I rewatched that GIF frook posted and it occured to me.
Is it possible to copyright Jesus (or the entire Pantheon of Hindu Gods or Buddha)?
Now some will say it's been tried by the Catholic Church and that Crusades and Inquisitions were just historical versions of modern IP litigation lawsuits. In fact could heresy be defined as copyright infringement? Or it could be bad fanfic in some cases.
Yet there was no contractual or legal basis for owning the image of Jesus. So what happens if I go down to the notary or whatever and buy the image of Jesus? Do all the people who make Jesus paraphernalia now owe me a licensing fee? Could Iconoclasts have been people with amazing foresight to try and make sure Jesus could not be packaged and sold and owned by a single person?
Back on topic. Could I buy the rights to every God on Earth and beyond? There's no law that says I can, yet I'm sure there is no law that says I can't. Is it worth the news publicity and the probable deaththreats?
Could I option the experience into a movie and book? Could I simply become rich from the scandal? Could I found a new religion in which I am the Divine IP Owner to whom all the glory, all the power and all the licensing fees belong? Or would that put me at odds with Scientologists?
Should I make this a co-venture?
Also I'd have to copyright myself to myself to make sure no one buys my image to one up me.
Would this not be the apotheosis of corporatism? You become a bigger god by buying out others. So theoretically Procter and Gamble could buy Jesus from me.
In fact you could have the Small B Gods, The Mom and Pop local Gods, the Medium B Gods, the Big B Gods, the Multinational Gods and Conglomerate Gods and the Merged Gods (like Dragon Ball Fusion). It would be the greatest polytheism ever. With Vishnu pushing Unilever products while Moses drinks Coke.
Imagine the Pope not only forbidding AIDS infected in Africa from using condoms (apparently Ben 16 actually changed that policy) while trying to sell them Monsanto crops!
Imagine that world! Where Banks foreclose not only on your house but on your soul!


Anyone up for a drink to ease my unhinged mind?
The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
1

#3482 User is offline   Mentalist 

  • Martyr of High House Mafia
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 9,711
  • Joined: 06-June 07
  • Location:'sauga/GTA, City of the Lion
  • Interests:Soccer, Chess, swimming, books, misc
  • Junior Mafia Mod

Posted 01 June 2012 - 03:37 AM

you can't copyright an idea. only an expression of the idea.

said expression needs to be unique, and you must show that you've exercised a minimla amount of judgement or skill in creating the expression.

I don't know too much about trademarks, but I suspect you'd have real difficulty proving how your particular product is uniquley associated with the name you wanna use as trademark.

let me know if it goes anywhere.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
0

#3483 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

  • Captain, Team Quick Ben
  • Group: Team Quick Ben
  • Posts: 1,344
  • Joined: 24-January 08

Posted 01 June 2012 - 06:08 AM

Is there a Doctor Who drinking game?

I just finished my 59GB torrent today. And I've got a hell of a lot of watching to do.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
0

#3484 User is online   worry 

  • Master of the Deck
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 14,748
  • Joined: 24-February 10
  • Location:the buried west

Posted 01 June 2012 - 07:02 AM

Any time someone speaks with a non-American accent, you take a swig.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
0

#3485 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

  • For Pony!
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 188
  • Joined: 13-August 06
  • Location:Sydney, Aus
  • Interests:Stuff, and sometimes also things.
  • Bunnies!

Posted 04 June 2012 - 09:39 AM

You could watch it without drinking Stormy

Posted Image
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
0

#3486 User is offline   Darkwatch 

  • A Strange Human
  • Group: The Most Holy and Exalted Inquis
  • Posts: 2,190
  • Joined: 21-February 03
  • Location:MACS0647-JD
  • 1.6180339887

Posted 04 June 2012 - 05:40 PM

Or take a shot whenever the sonic screwdriver is pulled out and drink water every other time.
The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
0

#3487 User is offline   Darkwatch 

  • A Strange Human
  • Group: The Most Holy and Exalted Inquis
  • Posts: 2,190
  • Joined: 21-February 03
  • Location:MACS0647-JD
  • 1.6180339887

Posted 06 June 2012 - 05:16 PM

I have a Twitter account now.

No I don't know why.
The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
0

#3488 User is online   worry 

  • Master of the Deck
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 14,748
  • Joined: 24-February 10
  • Location:the buried west

Posted 06 June 2012 - 09:20 PM

So you can tweet funny quips at celebrities until one finally retweets you and you can die fulfilled.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
0

#3489 User is offline   HiddenOne 

  • Mortal Sword
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 1,174
  • Joined: 29-May 10

Posted 06 June 2012 - 10:30 PM

try John Mayer, I saw that he's having a fit over some song another star wrote about him

poor celebs
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
0

#3490 User is offline   Slow Ben 

  • Ranger
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 4,742
  • Joined: 29-September 08
  • Location:Southern Illinois

Posted 07 June 2012 - 03:18 AM

Darkwatch said:

1339002969[/url]' post='966699']
I have a Twitter account now.

No I don't know why.


Just go one too.I'm sure I'll never tweet, but there's some funny ass stuff on there, plus sports updates are instentaneous and it's good for staying updated on advancements in work stuff.But if I ever get to the point where I'm trying to get retweeted by celebrities I'll let you know so you can e-kick me in the nuts.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
0

#3491 User is offline   Mentalist 

  • Martyr of High House Mafia
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 9,711
  • Joined: 06-June 07
  • Location:'sauga/GTA, City of the Lion
  • Interests:Soccer, Chess, swimming, books, misc
  • Junior Mafia Mod

Posted 07 June 2012 - 03:20 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 06 June 2012 - 05:16 PM, said:

I have a Twitter account now.

No I don't know why.

How much did you drink that night?

alternatively, just how bored were you?
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
0

#3492 User is offline   Darkwatch 

  • A Strange Human
  • Group: The Most Holy and Exalted Inquis
  • Posts: 2,190
  • Joined: 21-February 03
  • Location:MACS0647-JD
  • 1.6180339887

Posted 07 June 2012 - 03:42 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on 07 June 2012 - 03:18 AM, said:

Darkwatch said:

1339002969[/url]' post='966699']
I have a Twitter account now.

No I don't know why.


Just go one too.I'm sure I'll never tweet, but there's some funny ass stuff on there, plus sports updates are instentaneous and it's good for staying updated on advancements in work stuff.But if I ever get to the point where I'm trying to get retweeted by celebrities I'll let you know so you can e-kick me in the nuts.


One of the people I've spoken to about hiring suggested I get it for work.


View PostMentalist, on 07 June 2012 - 03:20 AM, said:


How much did you drink that night?

alternatively, just how bored were you?



I got it to keep my friends apprised of my activities since in a week I'm moving rather far away. And as I mentioned above for work.
The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
0

#3493 User is offline   Darkwatch 

  • A Strange Human
  • Group: The Most Holy and Exalted Inquis
  • Posts: 2,190
  • Joined: 21-February 03
  • Location:MACS0647-JD
  • 1.6180339887

Posted 29 July 2012 - 02:30 AM

You know when they say that it's better to live free even if it's not great than to live constrained?
They're right.

Who needs a drink?
The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
1

#3494 User is offline   Slow Ben 

  • Ranger
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 4,742
  • Joined: 29-September 08
  • Location:Southern Illinois

Posted 29 July 2012 - 02:39 AM

Ah the pub. Still a special place, but not he same since they put in chat. Posted Image

Something tall and dark DW?
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
0

#3495 User is offline   Darkwatch 

  • A Strange Human
  • Group: The Most Holy and Exalted Inquis
  • Posts: 2,190
  • Joined: 21-February 03
  • Location:MACS0647-JD
  • 1.6180339887

Posted 29 July 2012 - 02:49 AM

A pint of Porter sounds like the right fit.

How goes the house flipping SB?
The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
0

#3496 User is offline   Slow Ben 

  • Ranger
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 4,742
  • Joined: 29-September 08
  • Location:Southern Illinois

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:05 AM

Darkwatch said:

1343530197[/url]' post='982438']
A pint of Porter sounds like the right fit.

How goes the house flipping SB?


On the back burner while we spend a year in New Orleans for her to finish grad school. Hopefully be back at it in January. You still puttin up with idiots all day at work?
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
0

#3497 User is offline   Darkwatch 

  • A Strange Human
  • Group: The Most Holy and Exalted Inquis
  • Posts: 2,190
  • Joined: 21-February 03
  • Location:MACS0647-JD
  • 1.6180339887

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:35 AM

I'm currently unemployed. Looking for work.
In the meantime I put up with my step-dad. Which is worse in some ways.
The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
0

#3498 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

  • Necromancer Extraordinaire
  • View gallery
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 1,488
  • Joined: 19-May 11
  • Location:Northern Hemisphere
  • Interests:Glass slides with entrapped bits of colored tissue
  • Around, just quiet....er

Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:39 AM

I still want that Sarsaparilla even if only a Guinness was promised in that trick thread.

Yeah, I can see how chat would deaden a virtual pub. OTOH, we are starting to see a resurgence in RP, which may uplift some of these structures.

I've created a list of malazan virtual buildings in my Appendix. The Watching Trickster of course being the prime gem on that list.
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

0

#3499 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

  • For Pony!
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 188
  • Joined: 13-August 06
  • Location:Sydney, Aus
  • Interests:Stuff, and sometimes also things.
  • Bunnies!

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:11 AM

I need a next-morning type drink!
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
0

#3500 User is offline   Darkwatch 

  • A Strange Human
  • Group: The Most Holy and Exalted Inquis
  • Posts: 2,190
  • Joined: 21-February 03
  • Location:MACS0647-JD
  • 1.6180339887

Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:13 PM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 29 July 2012 - 04:11 AM, said:

I need a next-morning type drink!


Here you go Centz

"Mornin' after"

-3 parts tonic water
-2 alka-seltzers
-1 drop of peptobismol
-2 drops of mint essence

Serve in a tall clear glass.
The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
0

Share this topic:


  • 190 Pages +
  • « First
  • 173
  • 174
  • 175
  • 176
  • 177
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

23 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 23 guests, 0 anonymous users