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#2961 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 08:31 PM

Thanks, I put a lot of effort into the Non-Euclidean aspect during the renovations.
I'd just like you to note that your glass is in fact a tesseract.
I've also got good bourbon and coke (I don't keep Jack here), so have a few. I need to get through my coke supply as well.

So your day's not shaping up to well. I sympathize.
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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You're a rock.
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#2962 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 01:36 AM

If I knew the marines were in town I would have popped in sooner.


~ Loki - Loves a man in uniform. (Not so creepy now, is it? :) )





DW, I've got my hula skirt and lei on......serve us up a suitable umbrella drink :)

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#2963 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 01:39 AM

Coming right up Loki

Here have a

Tehol's Bonus:
-2 parts fruit punch
-1 part 12 year old golden rum (the slightly dryer kind)
-1 oz of tequila
-1 part ice cider (not carbonated)
-Crushed ice
-1 Pineapple slice cut in two and inserted into the drink.
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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You're a rock.
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 02:10 AM

Give me one of those too DW, I like girly drinks sometimes.

What is ice cider?

Have you considered publishing a Bartender's Guide of the Fallen? Think of the possibilities, get SE to write the Foreword and you'd sell enough to retire
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 02:16 AM

No problem HO, have a few.

As to publishing it, there are quite a few drinks that would need drastic changes to make them legal and non death inducing.
Still it's an idea, I wonder if SE would write a foreword.
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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You're a rock.
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#2966 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 02:19 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 04 May 2011 - 02:16 AM, said:

No problem HO, have a few.

As to publishing it, there are quite a few drinks that would need drastic changes to make them legal and non death inducing.
Still it's an idea, I wonder if SE would write a foreword.


From what Mal says SE is a pretty decent guy and he obviously has a good sense of humour (Tehol anyone?)........maybe you should give the idea some genuine thought.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 02:22 AM

With a back story to all the drinks as well as an attempt to make them all drinkable with a foreword (though have the original recipe in the backstory).
I guess it could work. I'll have to talk to Hetan or Mal so they can pass the message onto SE.
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You're a rock.
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Posted 04 May 2011 - 07:05 PM

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 07:08 PM

Three cheers for Grim!
Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala
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Posted 08 May 2011 - 09:45 PM

Welcome back everyone, how about a drink for everyone on the house!

A drink our patron herself created:


Hetan's Hobbler

1 Part King's Ginger liqueur
1 Part Stones Green Ginger wine
2 parts vodka or white rum (works equally well)
4 parts Dry ginger ale (or Ginger beer/ golden ginger ale)
fresh lime juice to taste.
Ice, mint and sliced fresh lime to serve.

Enjoy.
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

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You're a rock.
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Posted 08 May 2011 - 10:43 PM

Ugh, need a shot of whiskey, and about 30 aspirin...
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 01:56 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 08 May 2011 - 09:45 PM, said:

Welcome back everyone, how about a drink for everyone on the house!

A drink our patron herself created:


Hetan's Hobbler

1 Part King's Ginger liqueur
1 Part Stones Green Ginger wine
2 parts vodka or white rum (works equally well)
4 parts Dry ginger ale (or Ginger beer/ golden ginger ale)
fresh lime juice to taste.
Ice, mint and sliced fresh lime to serve.

Enjoy.


Sounds like a delicious drink, but I hate the name... How about Hetan's Hue (as in hue and cry)?
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 02:15 AM

It was Hetan who actually suggested that name. She was open to suggestions though.

Other options are:

Jungle Juice
Hetan's Ginger Soul
Hetan's Hue (as of now)

@ Stormy
Here's the whiskey and here's a shot of morphine.
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

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You're a rock.
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 02:31 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 09 May 2011 - 02:15 AM, said:

It was Hetan who actually suggested that name. She was open to suggestions though.

Other options are:

Jungle Juice
Hetan's Ginger Soul
Hetan's Hue (as of now)

@ Stormy
Here's the whiskey and here's a shot of morphine.


That whole 'hobbling' thing really bothered me (as I'm sure it did most people), which is why I'm not keen to associate it with something sweet and tasty :)

Ginger Soul is good. In retrospect, Hetan's Hue & Cry might make more sense than just Hue.
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 02:43 AM

I wanted to throw the book across the room after that scene.

I've made it a poll. So time to muster the electorate.
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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 03:35 AM

Thanks DW, I've come to the conclusion that I'm pretty much hard-fucked for finals.

I might also suggest Hetan's Headshot or Hetan's Hanky Panky. Sticking with the alliteration.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 03:42 AM

Somehow I think the second one has too much of a Malaclypse variable attached to it.
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 03:57 AM

I want a drink called Itkovian's Tears - sweet and salty. No gin or rum though - I want to actually enjoy it :)

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 05:46 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 09 May 2011 - 02:15 AM, said:

It was Hetan who actually suggested that name. She was open to suggestions though.

Other options are:

Jungle Juice
Hetan's Ginger Soul
Hetan's Hue (as of now)

@ Stormy
Here's the whiskey and here's a shot of morphine.


You guys are too sensitive - imagine how I felt when reading that scene for the first time :)

Anywho - I did have another thought on this yesterday it's a bit South Park, but I thought about calling it the Daywalker :)
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Posted 09 May 2011 - 05:53 AM

spoilers in the pub :)
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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