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#2921 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 09:56 PM

*Attaches hose to Vodka tanker, aims at Ment*

You may or may not regret this tomorrow morning (depending if you are still drunk or not).

*Opens valve*
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:39 PM

DW HELP! I have been drinking and I am on the internets - this is not good!!!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:51 PM

The question is do you want to return to sobriety?

If so, then I've got a few things to help.

If not, keep drinking till you can no longer type and fall asleep.

Also, what time is it over there?
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#2924 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:53 PM

1am! time to rock the boat and give it to the man and sing the praise of Ireland!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 03:06 PM

View PostLoki, on 26 April 2011 - 02:53 PM, said:

1am! time to rock the boat and give it to the man and sing the praise of Ireland!


Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
rock the boat-t-t-t-t.


Though you should in fact be fighting the man, he has too much stuff as is.
Here, have a Hard Fisted Gatorade should keep you slightly more hydrated through the night and make the next afternoon less painful.

Might I ask if Collingwood won?
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You're a rock.
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#2926 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 03:10 PM

THEY DID! CLoke on the forward line and Tarrant on the back - theirs a sandwich made in hunky man heaven!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 06:58 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on 25 April 2011 - 09:56 PM, said:

*Attaches hose to Vodka tanker, aims at Ment*

You may or may not regret this tomorrow morning (depending if you are still drunk or not).

*Opens valve*


more prophetic words have never been spoken.

haven't had a night after this bad in years. ugh
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 11:48 PM

oh, my
well, back to real life.

those last few days were... hectic

I'll need something nice smooth, because I want to celebrate being home. with all the issues involved, (such dealing with family nad having many responsibilities. again. instead of just one--studying).
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 11:59 PM

How about a nice cold Porter. Something to relax with and ease your troubled mind.

You going back to the pool for the summer?
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 01:07 AM

eh, dunno
probably, if I can get my quals re-certified. though they have a new management that's being all professional-like, so it won't be as fun anyhow.
but probably. at least as a weekend gig, to have all the perks.

gonna try to look for somehting more law-related for full-time, but I refuse to think about that till i'm back from vacation. Going to Cuba next week for a week, and once I come back, i'll let life hit me. right now I need to do a solid lot of nothing for a bit.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 01:43 AM

worst part of the whole "moving back" thing was me realizing just how much stuff I had.

I had to leave behind books. they are in storage, so it's not like i'll never see them again, but still. it was painful. I had to make choice as to which books will be left behind.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:42 AM

Hey DW! I could use a drink - moving is tough work. I mean, you have to sit there and direct people and point out what they are doing wrong and how you could do a better job.....Matador and Luci are lucky that I am willing to shoulder such a burden (and not much else :p )

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#2933 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:56 AM

Meanwhile I've been tidying / cleaning out the spare room for you guys :p

I need help deciding! My sister is back from China and has invited myself, Luci, Loki and Matador to dinner at my parents house tonight. We also have been invited to a friend's 40th out in Ipswich, which is 'Dancing with the Zombies' themed. What to do!?

Mostly I'm leaning towards seeing my sister again after nearly two months away (plus she has a present for me, yay!), but the Dancing/Zombies/40th invitation came first, so I don't knoooow! :p
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:00 AM

View PostShiara, on 01 May 2011 - 03:56 AM, said:

I need help deciding! My sister is back from China and has invited myself, Luci, Loki and Matador to dinner at my parents house tonight.


I vote for this because in includes me! :p


EDIT: However, if you go to the other thing be sure they have 'Dance of the Dead' playing on the tv in the background - it would be very apt given the events name :p

This post has been edited by Loki: 01 May 2011 - 04:01 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:01 AM

At one you eat dinner, the other you ARE the dinner. Easy choice.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:02 AM

You would be included in the other one too, I'm sure.

The first one just specifically included you :p

This post has been edited by Shiara: 01 May 2011 - 04:02 AM

*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:03 AM

View PostShiara, on 01 May 2011 - 04:02 AM, said:

You would be included in the other one too, I'm sure.

The first one just specifically included you :p


.....but...but...wha...? But all my zombie stuff is in storage. ALL OF IT!!! :p :p :p :p :p

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:06 AM

I guess all your stored gear is just dead weight now Posted Image
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 01:50 PM

My belleh is full of tasty lamb roast, Loki and Matador are on a late night quest to bring back chicken, and it's a public holiday tomorrow :p

DW, I think something sweet and refreshing might be in order!
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:37 PM

View PostLoki, on 01 May 2011 - 03:42 AM, said:

Hey DW! I could use a drink - moving is tough work. I mean, you have to sit there and direct people and point out what they are doing wrong and how you could do a better job.....Matador and Luci are lucky that I am willing to shoulder such a burden (and not much else :p )


That calls for a Mint Julep and maybe a hand fan to keep you cool.


View PostShiara, on 01 May 2011 - 01:50 PM, said:

My belleh is full of tasty lamb roast, Loki and Matador are on a late night quest to bring back chicken, and it's a public holiday tomorrow :p

DW, I think something sweet and refreshing might be in order!


Hum...

Shiara's refreshment:

-2 parts club soda
-1 part Blue Curacao
-2 parts golden rum
-1 parts amarula
-1 orange slice
-1 lime slice

Serve over ice.
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