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I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

#41 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 01:47 PM

Aptorian, on 12 June 2010 - 08:29 AM, said:

makes them look like a weird mix between an old sailor and a serial rapist.

So, suitable for Tiste then......

meh. Link was dead :(

#42 Satan

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 01:47 PM

Aptorian, on 12 June 2010 - 08:29 AM, said:

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 11 June 2010 - 11:57 PM, said:

Aptorian, on 08 June 2010 - 06:39 PM, said:

There should be a facial hair police you could sick on people who sports a chinstrap as a beard.

A chinstrap is acceptable as long as it isn't a superthin douchey boy band chinstrap. Tiste's is fine.

No. No, it is not. I would rather see someone have that thin line of well maintained strip connecting with a goatee or something, than just seeing people run around with a wild growing chin strap. At least that one shows that the most actually takes care of themselves.

Most people I see with the chin strap has it connect with their neck beard and it seems to serve no other purpose than cover up their seven chins. It's usually wild growing and makes them look like a weird mix between an old sailor and a serial rapist.

Or Amish. Regardless, all three descriptions fit Tiste rather well.

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#43 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 10:23 PM

Aww, you guys are too kind... So now I'm an Amish sailor who happens to be a serial rapist? Got it.

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#44 Illuyankas

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 10:40 PM

No, you're an Amish sailor who retired to take up corn farming, supplies Kelloggs Corn Flakes, and is a cereal rapist.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#45 Satan

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 03:03 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 12 June 2010 - 10:23 PM, said:

Aww, you guys are too kind... So now I'm an Amish sailor who happens to be a serial rapist? Got it. :thumbsup:

Now, imagine us saying something akin to a gurl. What do you think would happen?

That's right - men rule!

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#46 Tsundoku

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 11:44 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 12 June 2010 - 10:23 PM, said:

Aww, you guys are too kind... So now I'm an Amish sailor who happens to be a serial rapist? Got it. :thumbsup:

I remember the good old days when it was just cross-dressing and corpse-bothering. Ahhhh, nostalgia just ain't what it used to be.

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Now, imagine us saying something akin to a gurl. What do you think would happen?

My testicles withdraw in anticipation.

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That's right - men rule!

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#47 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 10:28 PM

Sombra, on 14 June 2010 - 11:44 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 12 June 2010 - 10:23 PM, said:

Aww, you guys are too kind... So now I'm an Amish sailor who happens to be a serial rapist? Got it. :thumbsup:

I remember the good old days when it was just cross-dressing and corpse-bothering. Ahhhh, nostalgia just ain't what it used to be.

Apparently that's not enough any more...

Anyways, current Facebook profile pic:
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#48 Macros

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 10:45 PM

check out the crack on THAT!

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#49 Sir Thursday

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:24 AM

Wonky Bowties Ahoy!

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#50 RodeoRanch

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:32 AM

Doctor Who?!

#51 Morgoth

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 08:12 AM

Its eyes are following me around the room!

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#52 Tapper

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 09:50 AM

So that people recognize me at the Malazan BBQ (the expression of drunken happiness will likely to be there as well):

ik.jpg (76.03K)
Number of downloads: 6

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#53 Gothos

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 10:00 AM

I felt a lot better when I could fool myself into thinking you look like the romanian beauty in your avatar...

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#54 Tapper

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 10:03 AM

Gothos, on 18 June 2010 - 10:00 AM, said:

I felt a lot better when I could fool myself into thinking you look like the romanian beauty in your avatar...

I know. I guess I shattered a few fantasies there, Morghy in particular will be heart broken :thumbsup:

Oh well, a few more posts and I'm no longer on the most recent page and you can go back imagining it's really miss Alina Vacariu who's making useless contributions here

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#55 Aristai

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 11:49 AM

Gothos, on 18 June 2010 - 10:00 AM, said:

I felt a lot better when I could fool myself into thinking you look like the romanian beauty in your avatar...

This bears repeating..

#56 Slow Ben

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 04:00 PM

Tapper, on 18 June 2010 - 10:03 AM, said:

Gothos, on 18 June 2010 - 10:00 AM, said:

I felt a lot better when I could fool myself into thinking you look like the romanian beauty in your avatar...

I know. I guess I shattered a few fantasies there, Morghy in particular will be heart broken Posted Image

Oh well, a few more posts and I'm no longer on the most recent page and you can go back imagining it's really miss Alina Vacariu who's making useless contributions here Posted Image

If it makes you feel any better it looks like you're wearing her shirt. Posted Image

nyuk nyuk nyuk

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#57 Gothos

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 09:24 PM

Hai!

#58 foolio

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 02:38 PM

my daughter and I at the Beach
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