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I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

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Posted 01 August 2010 - 04:46 AM

View PostGrimhilde, on 31 July 2010 - 01:38 PM, said:

Totally look like a serial killer...If I hadn't been who I am, I'd be totally terrified of you :)



I think she's hitting on you, nobby.
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Posted 01 August 2010 - 06:17 AM

Dissed by a furry, that's got to hurt.
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Posted 01 August 2010 - 06:33 AM

He looks rather furry himself...
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Posted 01 August 2010 - 11:14 AM

View PostBrynjar, on 01 August 2010 - 04:46 AM, said:

View PostGrimhilde, on 31 July 2010 - 01:38 PM, said:

Totally look like a serial killer...If I hadn't been who I am, I'd be totally terrified of you :p



I think she's hitting on you, nobby.




If I was hitting on him you'd be dead certain.

I'd be all like "Your eyes burn with the intensity of the fires of Mount Doom, and your beard reminds of the lush jungles of the Amazon, just waiting to be frolicked in."
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Posted 01 August 2010 - 01:32 PM

View PostGrimhilde, on 01 August 2010 - 11:14 AM, said:

View PostBrynjar, on 01 August 2010 - 04:46 AM, said:

View PostGrimhilde, on 31 July 2010 - 01:38 PM, said:

Totally look like a serial killer...If I hadn't been who I am, I'd be totally terrified of you :p



I think she's hitting on you, nobby.




If I was hitting on him you'd be dead certain.

I'd be all like "Your eyes burn with the intensity of the fires of Mount Doom, and your beard reminds of the lush jungles of the Amazon, just waiting to be frolicked in."




Sorry, Nobby. She's in love with me now.
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Posted 01 August 2010 - 02:08 PM

Posted Image

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Posted 01 August 2010 - 03:07 PM

and then woke up?
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Posted 02 August 2010 - 10:30 AM

View PostBrynjar, on 01 August 2010 - 01:32 PM, said:

View PostGrimhilde, on 01 August 2010 - 11:14 AM, said:

View PostBrynjar, on 01 August 2010 - 04:46 AM, said:

View PostGrimhilde, on 31 July 2010 - 01:38 PM, said:

Totally look like a serial killer...If I hadn't been who I am, I'd be totally terrified of you :p



I think she's hitting on you, nobby.




If I was hitting on him you'd be dead certain.

I'd be all like "Your eyes burn with the intensity of the fires of Mount Doom, and your beard reminds of the lush jungles of the Amazon, just waiting to be frolicked in."




Sorry, Nobby. She's in love with me now.




Don't think so, Brynjar. Nobbs' artistic talent is bigger than yours....
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Posted 02 August 2010 - 01:22 PM

View PostGrimhilde, on 02 August 2010 - 10:30 AM, said:

View PostBrynjar, on 01 August 2010 - 01:32 PM, said:

View PostGrimhilde, on 01 August 2010 - 11:14 AM, said:

View PostBrynjar, on 01 August 2010 - 04:46 AM, said:

View PostGrimhilde, on 31 July 2010 - 01:38 PM, said:

Totally look like a serial killer...If I hadn't been who I am, I'd be totally terrified of you :p



I think she's hitting on you, nobby.




If I was hitting on him you'd be dead certain.

I'd be all like "Your eyes burn with the intensity of the fires of Mount Doom, and your beard reminds of the lush jungles of the Amazon, just waiting to be frolicked in."




Sorry, Nobby. She's in love with me now.




Don't think so, Brynjar. Nobbs' artistic talent is bigger than yours....

That just begs for a bad knob/Nobb joke, and a retord of 'it's not how big it is, but what you do with it...' from our manly man-prostitute.

There, consider both made, now... move on, nothing to see here.... :p
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 10:40 AM

No way! We need more jokes!!



Now for something completely different:

Brynjar: My comment was not fair to you. You should post a picture of your artistic talent so we can compare it to Nobbs'....

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Posted 03 August 2010 - 02:25 PM

View PostGrimhilde, on 02 August 2010 - 10:30 AM, said:


Don't think so, Brynjar. Nobbs' artistic talent is bigger than yours....


You clearly haven't seen my stickmen (cue stick joke). They were the envy of the class room, I tell you. One of them was even so good that I had it tattoo'd on my belly.

View PostTapper, on 02 August 2010 - 01:22 PM, said:


That just begs for a bad knob/Nobb joke, and a retord of 'it's not how big it is, but what you do with it...' from our manly man-prostitute.


It amazes me how good a memory some of the people on this forum has. That thread was probably over a year back, and it was quickly hammered down by the angry mod/admin-devils.

View PostGrimhilde, on 03 August 2010 - 10:40 AM, said:


Brynjar: My comment was not fair to you. You should post a picture of your artistic talent so we can compare it to Nobbs'....

It amazes me how timid some people are. If there ever was a person you shouldn't worry about insulting, it'd be me. Even if you somehow managed to actually hurt my feelings, I'd probably deserve it. I've said a lot worse, and will continue to do so for as long as I can be bothered to come back to this board.
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 11:27 PM

Why is it that whenever a girl posts a picture we get pages of inane attempts at flirting?
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 11:39 PM

Because there aren't enough pictures of you to drool over, Morgy.
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Posted 04 August 2010 - 12:00 AM

Ha!
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Posted 04 August 2010 - 01:53 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 03 August 2010 - 11:27 PM, said:

Why is it that whenever a girl posts a picture we get pages of inane attempts at flirting?


Not sure, but it's probably why most of us don't post pics of ourselves anymore. I think the last time I bothered was in that stupid baby making thread, where you took two faces and combined them to see what a baby would look like. Not only did I have to deal with the horrible attempts at flirting, but half the board wanted to see what their baby with me would look like, that about did me in.

Of course it could just be this obssession with boobs you boys seem to have.....yep I'm going to go with boobs! :p

Btw I like the costume Grim my dear!! It's fierce!

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 02:27 AM

It's practice for when I finally meet a girl in real life.
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Posted 04 August 2010 - 02:37 AM

Did someone say "boobs"?
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Posted 04 August 2010 - 07:31 AM

For the record, the flirtation only started after Sir Nobles posted his picture and it was Grimly who started it. Or so claims I, and I shall stand by that claim until the end of time!

Also, if you call this flirting, morgy, then I'd count your woman a very lucky girl. I don't know how you first got together, but she can rest safely in the knowledge that she'll be the only girl for the rest of your life.
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Posted 04 August 2010 - 11:37 AM

Considering he hangs out in gay bars, i'd say another girl is not her concern
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Posted 04 August 2010 - 02:20 PM

View PostBrynjar, on 03 August 2010 - 02:25 PM, said:

View PostGrimhilde, on 02 August 2010 - 10:30 AM, said:

Don't think so, Brynjar. Nobbs' artistic talent is bigger than yours....


You clearly haven't seen my stickmen (cue stick joke). They were the envy of the class room, I tell you. One of them was even so good that I had it tattoo'd on my belly.

View PostTapper, on 02 August 2010 - 01:22 PM, said:

That just begs for a bad knob/Nobb joke, and a retord of 'it's not how big it is, but what you do with it...' from our manly man-prostitute.


It amazes me how good a memory some of the people on this forum has. That thread was probably over a year back, and it was quickly hammered down by the angry mod/admin-devils.

View PostGrimhilde, on 03 August 2010 - 10:40 AM, said:

Brynjar: My comment was not fair to you. You should post a picture of your artistic talent so we can compare it to Nobbs'....

It amazes me how timid some people are. If there ever was a person you shouldn't worry about insulting, it'd be me. Even if you somehow managed to actually hurt my feelings, I'd probably deserve it. I've said a lot worse, and will continue to do so for as long as I can be bothered to come back to this board.



Oh, I wasn't afraid of that...I just wanted more pictures!

View PostMorgoth, on 03 August 2010 - 11:27 PM, said:

Why is it that whenever a girl posts a picture we get pages of inane attempts at flirting?


In my case it's because I am adorable :p


View Postteholbeddict, on 04 August 2010 - 01:53 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 03 August 2010 - 11:27 PM, said:

Why is it that whenever a girl posts a picture we get pages of inane attempts at flirting?


Not sure, but it's probably why most of us don't post pics of ourselves anymore. I think the last time I bothered was in that stupid baby making thread, where you took two faces and combined them to see what a baby would look like. Not only did I have to deal with the horrible attempts at flirting, but half the board wanted to see what their baby with me would look like, that about did me in.

Of course it could just be this obssession with boobs you boys seem to have.....yep I'm going to go with boobs! :p

Btw I like the costume Grim my dear!! It's fierce!



Thank you!

It's actually not a costume, though, it's my new hat which I bought at the Camden market, and which I'll be wearing when the winter comes....won't be long now :p

View PostBrynjar, on 04 August 2010 - 07:31 AM, said:

For the record, the flirtation only started after Sir Nobles posted his picture and it was Grimly who started it. Or so claims I, and I shall stand by that claim until the end of time!

Also, if you call this flirting, morgy, then I'd count your woman a very lucky girl. I don't know how you first got together, but she can rest safely in the knowledge that she'll be the only girl for the rest of your life.




That is a damn lie!
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