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I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

#41 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 01:47 PM

View PostAptorian, on 12 June 2010 - 08:29 AM, said:

makes them look like a weird mix between an old sailor and a serial rapist.



So, suitable for Tiste then......

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#42 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 01:47 PM

View PostAptorian, on 12 June 2010 - 08:29 AM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 11 June 2010 - 11:57 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on 08 June 2010 - 06:39 PM, said:

There should be a facial hair police you could sick on people who sports a chinstrap as a beard.


A chinstrap is acceptable as long as it isn't a superthin douchey boy band chinstrap. Tiste's is fine.


No. No, it is not. I would rather see someone have that thin line of well maintained strip connecting with a goatee or something, than just seeing people run around with a wild growing chin strap. At least that one shows that the most actually takes care of themselves.

Most people I see with the chin strap has it connect with their neck beard and it seems to serve no other purpose than cover up their seven chins. It's usually wild growing and makes them look like a weird mix between an old sailor and a serial rapist.

Or Amish. Regardless, all three descriptions fit Tiste rather well.
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#43 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 10:23 PM

Aww, you guys are too kind... So now I'm an Amish sailor who happens to be a serial rapist? Got it. :p
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Posted 12 June 2010 - 10:40 PM

No, you're an Amish sailor who retired to take up corn farming, supplies Kelloggs Corn Flakes, and is a cereal rapist.
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Posted 14 June 2010 - 03:03 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 12 June 2010 - 10:23 PM, said:

Aww, you guys are too kind... So now I'm an Amish sailor who happens to be a serial rapist? Got it. :thumbsup:


Now, imagine us saying something akin to a gurl. What do you think would happen?

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 11:44 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 12 June 2010 - 10:23 PM, said:

Aww, you guys are too kind... So now I'm an Amish sailor who happens to be a serial rapist? Got it. :thumbsup:


I remember the good old days when it was just cross-dressing and corpse-bothering. Ahhhh, nostalgia just ain't what it used to be. :D

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 10:28 PM

View PostSombra, on 14 June 2010 - 11:44 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 12 June 2010 - 10:23 PM, said:

Aww, you guys are too kind... So now I'm an Amish sailor who happens to be a serial rapist? Got it. :thumbsup:


I remember the good old days when it was just cross-dressing and corpse-bothering. Ahhhh, nostalgia just ain't what it used to be. :p


Apparently that's not enough any more... :D

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 10:45 PM

check out the crack on THAT!
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:24 AM

Wonky Bowties Ahoy!

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:32 AM

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 08:12 AM

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 09:50 AM

So that people recognize me at the Malazan BBQ (the expression of drunken happiness will likely to be there as well):

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#53 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 10:00 AM

I felt a lot better when I could fool myself into thinking you look like the romanian beauty in your avatar...
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 10:03 AM

View PostGothos, on 18 June 2010 - 10:00 AM, said:

I felt a lot better when I could fool myself into thinking you look like the romanian beauty in your avatar...

I know. I guess I shattered a few fantasies there, Morghy in particular will be heart broken :thumbsup:
Oh well, a few more posts and I'm no longer on the most recent page and you can go back imagining it's really miss Alina Vacariu who's making useless contributions here :D
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 11:49 AM

View PostGothos, on 18 June 2010 - 10:00 AM, said:

I felt a lot better when I could fool myself into thinking you look like the romanian beauty in your avatar...


This bears repeating..
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 04:00 PM

View PostTapper, on 18 June 2010 - 10:03 AM, said:

View PostGothos, on 18 June 2010 - 10:00 AM, said:

I felt a lot better when I could fool myself into thinking you look like the romanian beauty in your avatar...

I know. I guess I shattered a few fantasies there, Morghy in particular will be heart broken Posted Image
Oh well, a few more posts and I'm no longer on the most recent page and you can go back imagining it's really miss Alina Vacariu who's making useless contributions here Posted Image



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Posted 13 July 2010 - 09:24 PM

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 02:38 PM

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Posted 18 July 2010 - 08:55 AM

A grainy picture of me somebody put up on facebook. The look on my face is hilarious. The horsey is my arch nemesis.

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Posted 18 July 2010 - 12:00 PM

View PostAptorian, on 18 July 2010 - 08:55 AM, said:

A grainy picture of me somebody put up on facebook. The look on my face is hilarious. The horsey is my arch nemesis.

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