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I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

#2021 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 01 June 2017 - 10:59 AM

Illy is like a reverse Samson. Injuring his "masculinity" shortened his hair!

Just as long as those dulcet tones are still intact ...

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#2022 Macros

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Posted 01 June 2017 - 01:27 PM

You sold out illy

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#2023 worry

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Posted 01 June 2017 - 06:54 PM

When your lady wears a leather jacket like that you can dress like Steve Urkel and still get by on her cool alone.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#2024 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Will cluck you up

Posted 01 June 2017 - 09:05 PM

That's been the plan so far

Also fuck you guys with your cries of sellout, it was chilly that day

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#2025 Morgoth

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Posted 02 June 2017 - 06:57 AM

Illuyankas, on 01 June 2017 - 09:05 PM, said:

That's been the plan so far

Also fuck you guys with your cries of sellout, it was chilly that day

You sell out your principles for a chill?

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#2026 LadyMTL

Epic bookworm

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Posted 02 June 2017 - 11:13 AM

Welp, I finally dug one up that's less than 5 years old; I dislike having my picture taken so there are hardly any newer ones. This is cropped from a group shot from my office Xmas party in 2015, I look the same today except that my hair is a a bit longer and it's curly. (It curls naturally, I just had it straightened for the occasion.)

Voila!

Also, Illy, I love your lady's sunglasses. I would buy them but probably never have the nerve to wear them, hahaha.

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#2027 Loki

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WWQBDFTW?

Posted 01 August 2017 - 08:43 AM

I'm sharing pictures of one of my sponsor kids (with permission).

Her name is Enkhjin and she's now 8 years old. I started sponsoring her when she was 3.5 years old. She wants to be a doctor when she grows up and her family owns yaks. Yaks.

Yaks.

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#2028 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 08 August 2017 - 09:33 AM

Ahem. Loki I looked at those photos as I was promised yaks. Yet I see only humans.

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#2029 Dutch

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Posted 25 August 2017 - 10:33 PM

Yours truly last weekend

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#2030 Dutch

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Posted 25 August 2017 - 10:35 PM

I also found a Malazan cutter

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#2031 Salt-Man Z

My pen halts, though I do not

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Posted 18 October 2017 - 04:01 PM

Really wanted to buy this jacket the other day...

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―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch

#2032 worry

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Posted 18 October 2017 - 07:02 PM

I see you are a Pepsi man. Are you a vet of the Cola Wars, or was that handed down by your pop?

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#2033 QuickTidal

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Posted 18 October 2017 - 07:03 PM

worry, on 18 October 2017 - 07:02 PM, said:

I see you are a Pepsi man. Are you a vet of the Cola Wars, or was that handed down by your pop?

Worry, If "pop" was an intentional pun...2 points...if unintentional pun...4 points.

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#2034 worry

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Posted 18 October 2017 - 07:25 PM

2 points then. It's why I left out "mom" -- when we all know moms were just as much on the front lines of the Cola Wars.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#2035 Salt-Man Z

My pen halts, though I do not

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Posted 18 October 2017 - 08:29 PM

As a Minnesotan, I am obligated to +rep you for the use of "pop". :rolleyes:

#2036 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 26 January 2018 - 11:53 AM

A recent one of me looking splendid.

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#2037 Morgoth

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Posted 26 January 2018 - 12:02 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 26 January 2018 - 11:53 AM, said:

A recent one of me looking splendid.

The face of a true monster

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#2038 Cause

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Posted 26 January 2018 - 01:28 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 26 January 2018 - 11:53 AM, said:

A recent one of me looking splendid.

Why are you out of Uniform?

#2039 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 26 January 2018 - 01:34 PM

He didn't want you to go blind from The Sexy.

EDIT: I was going to post a pic of my boy on his first day of school until I realised all the photos have his school name proudly displayed on his shirt, and that's a no-no in this day and age of internet freaks and pervs. Besides you guys, I mean.

EDIT 2: OK, so I had a go with MS Paint. Yep, it's not great, but it achieves the purpose.