[Abyss]

caladanbrood, on 17 April 2010 - 11:45 AM, said:

Sounds fun doesn't it!!
This is a very interesting thread, I didn't know very much about it at all. Thank you to all!

You're welcome. To guard against the Old One's Return is the duty of all appetisers humans.

Darkwatch, on 17 April 2010 - 05:09 PM, said:

... Ejit-whatever is not a supervolcano.

THAT'S WHAT I KEEP SAYING BUT NO ONE IS LISTENING!!!!

Okay, that's it, i give up. I'm going to sacrifice a few chickens to the octopus in the aquarium at the local sushi place and then go for a good long swim until i find a Deep One that's looking for a good time.

[HoosierDaddy]

That's no volcano. It's a space station.

[Darkwatch]

If we lure it to Geneva we might be able to use the LHC proton stream to kill it.

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[Illuyankas]

M-Mum? What are you doing in Switzerland?

[HoosierDaddy]

You would so easily toss aside Swiss neutrality?

[Darkwatch]

@H.D.

Part of the CERN complex is in France, Europe's pin cushion. We could use the proton stream using controls on the French side sparing the Swiss.

@ Illy

It has nothing to do whatsoever with uncoiling extra dimensions for godly. Nope, nothing of the sort.

[Garak]

The media is still bonkers around here. "The Cloud" is still being monitored. It has covered Romania entirely which was not what out weather guys said would happen, god dammit it sucker punched us and this is bad - as a side note, I said it'll cover the whole country but who'll listen to a student. Crisis centers have been set up - or so they claim - because.... because it's a crisis dammit! Also, people should be really careful when going outside, the ash is dangerous ............. it's also really high and unless it rains, no one cares really but the media fails to mention that.

Btw, Cthulhu isn't really waking up to eat us. Don't you see? All the smoke, all the ash and fire and whatnot. He's just making mititei .

This post has been edited by Garak: 18 April 2010 - 12:27 PM

[Veilside]

I'm stuck in France, was supposed to fly back to London yesterday. Sister's stuck in Spain, hah.

[Satan]

I'm stuck in Liverpool. If I'm lucky, I'll get myself another Europa League match before I go (yes, it does make me cry to say that).

Edit: Err... Maybe Spanish team will have to travel to meet English team, yes? And maybe vice versa, yes? Idiot, yes? Yeeeessssss....

This post has been edited by Brynjar: 18 April 2010 - 01:39 PM

[Cobbles]

Fun fact: two of icelands largest and most active volcanos are Hekla and Katla, the 'angry sisters'. And no, their names do not translate to Envy and Spite.

[Cause]

I absolutely love the name 'The Cloud'.

[Garak]

Sounds like an airborne version of "the Blob". The media keeps calling it the cloud and in all fairness what do you call a bloody ash cloud? But the way they say it manages to make the word cloud sounds like Cloud (of Doom and Evilness).

[Cause]

Garak, on 18 April 2010 - 03:08 PM, said:

Sounds like an airborne version of "the Blob". The media keeps calling it the cloud and in all fairness what do you call a bloody ash cloud? But the way they say it manages to make the word cloud sounds like Cloud (of Doom and Evilness).

Yes, thats what makes it so awesome.

The Cloud, its coming people. I want you locked and loaded. Into the house everyone and barricade the windows. Its The Cloud, dont panic we have trained for this, we can handle this.

[HoosierDaddy]

The Smoke Cloud has escaped the Island.

Europe is target #1 thanks to Desmond and Charlie.

[Vengeance]

H.D., on 18 April 2010 - 07:37 PM, said:

The Smoke Cloud has escaped the Island.

Europe is target #1 thanks to Desmond and Charlie.

but....BUT....BUT CHARLIE IS DEAD????? OMG OMG OMG... HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? Some one get Jack and Hurley one of them will know what to do.

[Thelomen Toblerone]

I blame Brood.

Although I'm growing increasingly suspicious of how that cloud is avoiding the Isle of Man so neatly. Conspiracy? I wouldn;t put it past those filthy inbred islanders.

[Jusentantaka]

Veilside, on 18 April 2010 - 12:18 PM, said:

I'm stuck in France, was supposed to fly back to London yesterday. Sister's stuck in Spain, hah.

Now, I get it if people are stuck in east europe trying to get to the UK... but france? can't you just cancel the flight and take a boat?

[HoosierDaddy]

Megashark and the Giant Octopus are dueling to the death in the Channel. Braving those waters is certain death.

[Terez]

All the ferries were reserved for Whitney Houston.

[Mezla PigDog]

All the boats are full. I was at the Eurostar terminal in London on Friday, I've never seen so many people! Apparently Dan Snow (tv historian/celebrity) organised a Dunkirk style flotilla but the French said "Non".