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I dare you to look at this picture ... And not come up with at least one bad "Pussy" joke.

#1 Aptorian

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 09:28 PM

#2 Obdigore

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 09:30 PM

I want to know who Christopher Meloni is.

In other news, I watched Clerks 2 again last night. I wonder if that cat's name is 'Pillowpants'?

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#3 Gem Windcaster

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 09:34 PM

You have to admit, Abyss knows how to hide his spies...

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 09:38 PM

Obdigore, on 28 December 2009 - 09:30 PM, said:

I want to know who Christopher Meloni is.

Detective Stabler on Law & Order: SVU. I know this off the top of my head because Ice T is on the show. Watched entirely too much L&O over the years.

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#5 Obdigore

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 09:40 PM

The cat was just looking for the fish.

Cats love small dark places to hide in.

The kitten was a recluce and went where noone gets to go.

She had prehensile beef curtains.

There, happy?

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#6 Soulessdreamer

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 09:44 PM

nice tits

TTFN

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 10:37 PM

Judging from her strained smile, cat got its claws out.
Since cat=pussy is clearly a good joke in her repertoire, I wonder if she also did an ass=donkey shoot...

Also, the cat is clearly bored: "been there, done that, seen it all, yaddayadda, now can I has food?"

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#8 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 11:44 PM

I didn't even see the cat for at least 30 seconds. I thought it was just a resurrection of the hawt girls thread.

#9 MTS

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 02:35 AM

Wow, that's a fearsome chastity belt if I ever saw one. The way that cat is staring is creepy too. It's like it's trying to stare daggers into my penis.

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 03:14 AM

That's not what I meant... Posted Image

#11 Illuyankas

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 03:28 AM

Well, someone needs a shave.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#12 D'rek

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 04:01 AM

Why did she think to do THIS before she thought to open the presents that are RIGHT THERE UNDER THE TREE?! What kind of deranged priorities does this girl have?!

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#13 dktorode

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 08:16 AM

Wonder where the hind legs are?

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#14 Leo

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 08:53 AM

What's the matter? Cat got your... tongue?

#15 Macros

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 10:11 PM

I knew she wasn't a natural brunette

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#16 Bent

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 10:33 PM

Go to bed Katie. Or I'll post this on facebook with the BJ list!

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#17 Mentalist

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 10:35 PM

this is why getting drunk at the zoo 9 months ago was a bad idea...

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 01:32 AM

Perhaps it is a symbiotic relationship?

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#19 Mentalist

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 01:55 AM

D, on 29 December 2009 - 04:01 AM, said:

Why did she think to do THIS before she thought to open the presents that are RIGHT THERE UNDER THE TREE?! What kind of deranged priorities does this girl have?!

my guess would be, a camera was one of the presents, and it got unwrapped first.
testing followed.

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.