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I dare you to look at this picture ... And not come up with at least one bad "Pussy" joke.

#41 User is offline   Leo 

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 09:17 PM

AIJ, if you don't understand yet, you're as likely to get it as a grunt is to survive on easy.


And good job on the Star Wars-ness. Have another +.
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Posted 01 January 2010 - 02:21 AM

OK, through overwhelming innuendo, I finally understand it. :D

Now, let's hear no more about it. :p
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 01 January 2010 - 02:49 AM

View PostAin, on 01 January 2010 - 02:21 AM, said:

OK, through overwhelming innuendo, I finally understand it. :D

Now, let's hear no more about it. :p


So there's a cat betwixt her legs...and if she squezzes her legs together, the cat will flip out, and squirm...and that will cause the feline to rub back and forth on her clitoris (thats the special place between a womans legs, that makes her feel good...) and that will make the lady happy...unless its claws are sharp...then that will make the lady unhappy...it might hurt the lady...but she might be into that....who knows...point is...i forgot what I was talking about.........
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Posted 01 January 2010 - 02:51 AM

More subtle.

That's no cat! It's an orbital space station of doom!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 01 January 2010 - 02:56 AM

Fact- 2 times "thats no moon - Its a space station was used in cinema....once in Star Wars...Once in Twister!

~Bent - filled with useless info since 1987
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Posted 01 January 2010 - 02:57 AM

Twister? Really?

Chet for the win.
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Posted 01 January 2010 - 02:58 AM

a. yes, really - when they saw the f-5 tornado....

b. who the hell is chet?
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Posted 01 January 2010 - 03:02 AM

How about a nice pork sandwich, served in a dirty ash tray?

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 03:05 AM

+ rep to your google fu sir....fuk im wated...gonna go watch a bootleg of avatar
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Posted 01 January 2010 - 04:35 AM

The whole point of that movie is supposed to be the awesome 3D, you know...
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Posted 01 January 2010 - 09:46 AM

Is that a pussy between your legs or....


wait...



never mind.
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Posted 03 January 2010 - 02:54 PM

View PostAin, on 01 January 2010 - 02:21 AM, said:

OK, through overwhelming innuendo, I finally understand it. Posted Image

Now, let's hear no more about it. Posted Image


Sure you do AIJ, sure.



In an unrelated note, AIJ do you like fishsticks?

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I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:00 PM

I love fishsticks!!!

But Im not gay!!!
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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:35 PM

View PostBent, on 03 January 2010 - 05:00 PM, said:

I love fishsticks!!!

But Im not gay!!!


Oh dear. Fishsticks have nothing to do with gay. lesibibibibian, yes, gay, no.
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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:37 PM

Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest!

But I'm not an alien!
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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:49 PM

Then i skin you alive and hang you as upside down as a trophy.

I'm not a predator, its just something fun that Glaswegians do to each other on Old Firm days.



Note for those of you that don't know about it: The old firm explained. Minus the swearing and most of the hate. And no mention of the astonishing levels of violence.
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Posted 03 January 2010 - 06:27 PM

Then I'll nick your trophy, and tell you where you can put your royalty.

But I'm not a scouser!
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 03 January 2010 - 07:02 PM

Then I'll find Obi Wan Kenobi, because he's the only hope for the kidnapped Princess.

But I'm not a nerd.
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Posted 03 January 2010 - 09:13 PM

Then I'll turn back time and let my shadow carry the key to the door.

But I don't puzzle.
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