[caladanbrood]

With the festive season fast approaching, thoughts inevitably turn to the needy and the disillusioned. I feel we should all try and help them in whatever way we can.




For example, today I met a very unfortunate fellow. He was labouring under illusions about truths and facts that were simply not true. The poor man came into the shop and asked to buy a copy of Tairy's Confessor, because it had been recommended by a friend. I know, I can actually see the shocked sympathy spring to life in your eyes. What sort of man is this who has friends that actively try and make him buy such drivel? Clearly he is a man with no real friends at all!

To help this poor beleaguered soul, I persuaded him instead to buy Gardens of the Moon and Neal Asher's The Skinner, in the hope that having read such vastly superior novels, he would find the will and the strength to find himself some new friends of an equally superior calibre.




What is your good deed?

[Cougar]

I make the world better looking, if I wasn't here then the mean hotness of the world would be less.

I live to give.

[Sinisdar Toste]

i helped my aunt move her father into a care home on saturday.

not on par with halting a gross assault on a poor persons literary sensibilities, but i like to think it was appreciated.

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

I have to this point refrained from reproducing.

[Illuyankas]

I exist. No need to thank me.

[RodeoRanch]

I'm spreading the awesome that is me to Great Britain come Tuesday. Awesome everywhere!

[wolf_2099]

Cougar, on 15 November 2009 - 05:32 PM, said:

I make the world better looking, if I wasn't here then the mean hotness of the world would be less.

I live to give.

You know you waaaant it.,

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[Slow Ben]

I am systematically deteriorating my girlfriends love for Twilight.

Its a slow and arduous process, but worthwhile.

[Cold Iron]

I vote green.

What, you didn't think this thread could be made political?

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[chill]

I don't talk much.

People don't realise it's a gift until I start blabbering.

[HoosierDaddy]

I am single handedly reducing teen alcohol abuse by imbibing so much the supply has dwindled.

[Shinrei]

On the morning commuter train my outrageous flirting with school girls in short skirts keeps said girls from being accosted by suited salarymen.

[HoosierDaddy]

Rough job there, Shinny. But somebody's gotta look after their best interests.

[Mezla PigDog]

Shinrei, on 15 November 2009 - 10:17 PM, said:

On the morning commuter train my outrageous flirting with school girls in short skirts keeps said girls from being accosted by suited salarymen.

I always secretly suspected that was the reason you live in Japan!

I make the world a better place by being scathingly judgemental about other peoples attempts to make the world a better place. Got to keep everybody on their toes, it's for their own good.

[Morgoth]

Mezla PigDog, on 15 November 2009 - 10:21 PM, said:

Shinrei, on 15 November 2009 - 10:17 PM, said:

On the morning commuter train my outrageous flirting with school girls in short skirts keeps said girls from being accosted by suited salarymen.

I always secretly suspected that was the reason you live in Japan!

I make the world a better place by being scathingly judgemental about other peoples attempts to make the world a better place. Got to keep everybody on their toes, it's for their own good.

it was a secret?

[Tiste Simeon]

I educate people in what a real taste in music actually is and scoff intellectually on others' poor attempts as to why they like their music. ("It's catchy!" Yeah, so is syphilis...)

[Tsundoku]

Cougar, on 15 November 2009 - 05:32 PM, said:

I make the world better looking ...

... by standing next to it.

[drinksinbars]

i havent had any kids.

[Tapper]

I have thus far refrained from using my diabolical wits and devilish charm to build a criminal syndicate with which to take over the world. You may thank Malazan Mafia for that

[Tiste Simeon]

Cows are a big source of methane and this causes a hole in the ozone layer. I eat lots of steak, thus reducing the cow population and helping the environment.