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Facial hair challenge any men (or women) want to join in?

#301 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 01:55 PM

Hoping to keep mine til after I go skiing now, hopefully it will provide shelter against the cold. :D
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#302 User is offline   cauthon 

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Posted 05 January 2010 - 02:13 PM

Ah yes, another excellent reason!
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 12:03 AM

Poor reason. Take if from one who lives in a frozen hell. The 'stache might look good on you, but it is not comfortable in sub zero conditions.
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#304 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 06 January 2010 - 02:06 PM

Even with a ski buff? I'm using it as an extra layer. :)
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 03:04 PM

Moisture gets frozen in it, and it becomes hard and frozen and uncomfortable.

this from someone who lives in the coldest major city in the US.
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 03:34 PM

Then someone can hit you on the face with a comedy plastic mallet and suddenly you are clean shaven once more.
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 03:37 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 28 December 2009 - 12:13 AM, said:

How do you lot manage beards? I just went 3 days without shaving and it itched like an absolute bitch. Never been so relieved to scrape a sharp bit of metal against my face.


Personally I use hair conditioner on my beard when I shower in the morning. It makes the bristles and the skin soft which cuts down on the early itching.
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#308 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 06 January 2010 - 06:32 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on 06 January 2010 - 03:34 PM, said:

Then someone can hit you on the face with a comedy plastic mallet and suddenly you are clean shaven once more.

See this is the reason I am growing a beard... That, and my ambition to one day look like a wookie...
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 09:10 PM

Rebearded over christmas break. It's not great, but it satisfies my inner bearded me.
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Posted 07 January 2010 - 04:29 PM

I feel like I can't post in here anymore. I'm sad to no longer be a member of such a cool club.

It kind of feels like giving up bacon.
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#311 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 11:46 PM

I had a moments silence for your beard when I read that, cf... My thoughts are with you... Giving up bacon would be possibly the most horrific thing I could ever think of...
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 12:34 AM

Don't worry CF you'll be able to grow it back when the missus isn't looking
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 12:20 PM

I might actually try it again for sailing season

Nothing like a riker beard when captaining a vessel.

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 12:24 PM

I'll get you an "I'm #1" t-shirt.
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Posted 16 March 2010 - 10:58 PM

It took 6 months but now I'm clean shaved again. :p I look so young without a beard so it's time to start growing it back again.

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#316 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 16 March 2010 - 11:22 PM

My job starts in 2 weeks and therefore my beard, which I am growing nicely again, will be gone... :p My only hope is that I win the beard-off competition I am currently involved in with my friend. We even have an independent adjudicator (who is not his wife!!) to decide who has the most manly beard...
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Posted 17 March 2010 - 12:39 AM

I've been looking fairly mountain-manly lately, and I apologized to the girlfriend about my shagginess, and she outright demanded that I don't shave it all off.

What did I do to deserve her...
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Posted 17 March 2010 - 11:52 AM

You're a lucky fellow Stormy.

And thanks for whoever resurrected this thread.

I'm back in the game now, growing my "nautical beard" for sailing season. I didn't announce it to the wife like last time though, I'm letting it grow out on the sly. She hasn't said anything in 2 weeks....I don't think she noticed. Heh.
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Posted 17 March 2010 - 12:05 PM

I've got about as much facial hair as a... hmmm... newborn. It's a real tragedy. A beard just won't grow.

They upside is that I only have to shave every 5-7 days when it starts to look silly. Then again, I'd trade that for a manly beard like Orson Welles'.
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Posted 18 March 2010 - 01:56 AM

I just bought my very first bear dtrimmer. The wife finally laid dow nthe llaw and said if I was going to roc a beard, it couldn't be all crazy guy in the woods. Fair enough. So now my beard is nicely trimmed.
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