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Essentially a Metal Goatee.
More along the lines of this:
Facial hair challenge any men (or women) want to join in?
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Posted 18 December 2009 - 07:05 PM
I'm not talking about some close trimmed celebrity goatees, I'm talking the real thing, that has inch long hair at the very least.
Essentially a Metal Goatee.
More along the lines of this:
Essentially a Metal Goatee.
More along the lines of this:
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#282
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 11:23 PM
I'm not usually a fan of goatees but Serj pulls it off well.
And so the First denied their Mother,
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.
#283
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Posted 21 December 2009 - 07:06 AM
I have to keep my goatee fairly short for work, so I can't really pull off a Tankian, but I can say quite definitively I have had no desire to fill in any cosmo surveys since I started growing it.
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Posted 21 December 2009 - 08:53 AM
No one does a goatie better than Kerry King:
Also, Jusentantaka: I want to marry you. I want to have your babies. Or for you to have my babies. Which ever works the best for you: just let my procreation have a bit of your gene-pool. Or, if you could have a go with Mr. King up there, I'd be willing to step down. Your offspring would be the future rulers of the planet.
Also, Jusentantaka: I want to marry you. I want to have your babies. Or for you to have my babies. Which ever works the best for you: just let my procreation have a bit of your gene-pool. Or, if you could have a go with Mr. King up there, I'd be willing to step down. Your offspring would be the future rulers of the planet.
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Posted 21 December 2009 - 09:01 AM
Wow, that's the best pic of Jusentantaka's husband I've ever seen.
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Posted 21 December 2009 - 02:50 PM
Brynjar, on 21 December 2009 - 08:53 AM, said:
No one does a goatie better than Kerry King:
Also, Jusentantaka: I want to marry you. I want to have your babies. Or for you to have my babies. Which ever works the best for you: just let my procreation have a bit of your gene-pool. Or, if you could have a go with Mr. King up there, I'd be willing to step down. Your offspring would be the future rulers of the planet.
Also, Jusentantaka: I want to marry you. I want to have your babies. Or for you to have my babies. Which ever works the best for you: just let my procreation have a bit of your gene-pool. Or, if you could have a go with Mr. King up there, I'd be willing to step down. Your offspring would be the future rulers of the planet.
Well, it is theoretically possible for a man to carry a child. Cause I'm sure as hell never going through that again... uhm... call me?
Dunno about King, he's too bald and pasty for me. And I really dislike the whole 'man tat' thing he's got going on on his right arm/neck/head. Pictures, yes, stupid patterns, no. And his twisted glare of wrathful metalicity is a bit of a turn off. But he's got mad finger skillz though... brown bag it.
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Posted 24 December 2009 - 11:24 AM
I have faced another challenge in growing my beard... My mother hates them. Am holding out so far though. 
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Posted 24 December 2009 - 09:33 PM
yep.
As part of my xmas promise to the wife...the beardy is gonzo.
Feels cool
And I've gotten some very passionate xmas kisses since shaving it. And I didn't even have to try for em...they were offered up!
Fuck beards*
* not really. Beard is coming back again...possibly in a better trimmed version in the future....but definitely coming back.
As part of my xmas promise to the wife...the beardy is gonzo.
Feels cool
And I've gotten some very passionate xmas kisses since shaving it. And I didn't even have to try for em...they were offered up!
Fuck beards*
* not really. Beard is coming back again...possibly in a better trimmed version in the future....but definitely coming back.
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 12:13 AM
How do you lot manage beards? I just went 3 days without shaving and it itched like an absolute bitch. Never been so relieved to scrape a sharp bit of metal against my face.
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 01:39 AM
Haven't shaved for the last week-not out of choice, but out of sheer cbf. 
Just took a look in the mirror-it looked something like this.
Just took a look in the mirror-it looked something like this.
Suck it Errant!
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Posted 31 December 2009 - 12:04 AM
Zanth13, on 30 December 2009 - 09:09 PM, said:
well i mean i had the most manly beard right? so i won the internets?
i see this thread is still going...kind of confused
then hit me...made sense...some one must come second since i won everything on the very first day.
carry on beardfags... enjoy your hollow victory
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
#296
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Posted 31 December 2009 - 12:11 AM
Bahhh I have had a beard all year now it is super full due to the winter.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
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Posted 31 December 2009 - 12:58 AM
I`m not competing. I`m just too lazy to shave.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 02 January 2010 - 04:07 PM
Thelomen Toblerone, on 28 December 2009 - 12:13 AM, said:
How do you lot manage beards? I just went 3 days without shaving and it itched like an absolute bitch. Never been so relieved to scrape a sharp bit of metal against my face.
You get used to it. There comes a day when clean shaved feels abnormally odd. Like when you shave your head. Wind and water is different with a shaved pate.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:29 PM
So the ole lady goes away for a couple weeks and no work at the same time so i dont shave the entire time. The first time i've went this long without shaving.
This thing is fucking pathetic.
I hate you all.
Even you AIJ, you may not be able to grow a beard now, but one day you will and it will come in all full and lush and i hate you for it.
This thing is fucking pathetic.
I hate you all.
Even you AIJ, you may not be able to grow a beard now, but one day you will and it will come in all full and lush and i hate you for it.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
