[Darkwatch]

Tiste Simeon, on 16 December 2009 - 01:24 PM, said:

My best friends wife really doesn't want his beard to grow, but just about everyone else thinks he looks great in it. So I have started a support group on Facebook for him to try and persuade her otherwise. It's just a little thing I can do to help him through this time...

I truly doubt it'll work, but I joined. I hope you happy you made wade into that septic field that is FB.
Though I did take advantage to see that my dad posted regularly on FB while he was on vacation. What a loser.

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Jusentantaka, on 16 December 2009 - 04:19 AM, said:

this ball-faced defiance

There's your problem. He's got balls on his face! Anyone with face-balls would looks silly in a beard.

[cerveza_fiesta]

well, my wife does say my beard feels like pubes....

so maybe a ball-faced guy with a beard would actually work out.

just sayin

[Jusentantaka]

You all just wish you had face balls.

[cerveza_fiesta]

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^ deleted extremely sexist comment having to do with balls and faces.


I'm getting very sad that the end-of-days for my beard is approaching. Only 7 days to go now.

[Cougar]

Was it to do with chins?

[cerveza_fiesta]

an obscure chinese delicacy actually

chin nuts

mmmm....best served hot.

[Slow Ben]

Sounds good!


Wait...........

[Jusentantaka]

You could still *post* your extremely sexist comment, I'll try to stop from crying myself to sleep tonight.

This post has been edited by Jusentantaka: 17 December 2009 - 04:31 PM

[cerveza_fiesta]

Jusentantaka, on 17 December 2009 - 04:31 PM, said:

You could still *post* your extremely sexist comment, I'll try to stop from crying myself to sleep tonight.

you might as well stop trying to pretend you're a woman.

Your beard and Trek-related comments indesputably prove otherwise

[Jusentantaka]

cerveza_fiesta, on 17 December 2009 - 04:59 PM, said:

Jusentantaka, on 17 December 2009 - 04:31 PM, said:

You could still *post* your extremely sexist comment, I'll try to stop from crying myself to sleep tonight.

you might as well stop trying to pretend you're a woman.

Your beard and Trek-related comments indesputably prove otherwise

So, basically, you're trying to get me to post a picture of a recently-used tampon dangling in front of my face, aren't you?

[Cougar]

Oh for fucks sake cut it out now.

Picture of you, with today's paper flipping CF the bird will do.

[Slow Ben]

Thats just plain disgusting.


If that throwup emoticon was still here i'd use it.

[Jusentantaka]

Slow Ben, on 17 December 2009 - 05:40 PM, said:

Thats just plain disgusting.

Guess the my feelings toward the 'post pictures or you are a man' concept got across nicely then.

[Slow Ben]

I never said that but, yes ma'am.

[Darkwatch]

Meh, this is the internet.
It would take more than a bloody tampon to scare anyone.

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[cerveza_fiesta]

darkwatch wins, first off.

@cougar

Maybe you want to look pictures of guys swinging their birds around...but I don't

There's ghey pr0n sites for that.

@justentantakakakaenetna

I accept the possibility of your female-ness. How, pray-tell, did you convince yourself the beard is great and awesome?

I only have 7 days to prove the same thing to my wife before I have to shave my faceballs.

[Jusentantaka]

cerveza_fiesta, on 18 December 2009 - 06:42 PM, said:

@justentantakakakaenetna

I accept the possibility of your female-ness. How, pray-tell, did you convince yourself the beard is great and awesome?

I only have 7 days to prove the same thing to my wife before I have to shave my face, and become faceballed.

Its very simple. You tell her to lay down on her back. And then remove the pants. If you could follow this far, I really don't see how you can't figure out how it ends. (In case you can't "The pants" are her pants)

This post has been edited by Jusentantaka: 18 December 2009 - 06:48 PM

[Darkwatch]

My friend here calls her boyfriend's goatee a "gratte-noun".
Translated that means "Growler Scratcher", and it's not a complaint.
So I suggest you follow Jus' advice as well as that of Bill Hick, something about a feedbag metaphor.

[Jusentantaka]

Beard or nothing. Goatees are some sort of emasculated abomination fit only for men who write in to cosmo surveys because their women whine at them to do it. They are neither beardly nor manly nor cool.