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Sombra dirty old man or geek - you decide

#21 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 09:00 PM

View PostMacros, on 28 September 2009 - 08:53 PM, said:

you were getting everyman in the place to try put that shoe on, like a drunken Cinderella looking for charming

That was hilarious. If it wasn't for you and Cougar being in that magical zone where you're drunk enough to feel like helping but not drunk enough to not care, she'd have never left the house.
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 11:19 AM

OK, since there’s no way I can find to put multiple quotes in 1 post, you’ll have to settle for this format:

Why do I always mistake Sombra for Darkwatch?
Because your poor visual acuity combines with the fact that DW and I are handsome, intelligent and charming. You are gay for us. It’s very flattering, but I draw the line at wheelchair thieves sorry.
DW is also another foreigner you have never met.

I remember you, brood and me were having a conversation about soccer (ahem football) while a the same time just you and me were having another conversation about the 'talent' walking by. Some of which I dare say was probably NOT legal.
Didn’t stop you from looking either, and they’re all so well made up these days it’s difficult to tell. I blame the mass media and the fashion industry.
Please also recall I also have dirt on you, O Child of a Glass House. :D

Fantastic interview Sombra! Although I am a little concerned with this obsession you seem to have for wanting to get closer to the ladies of the board. I'll have to make sure to double check the locks on my doors at night.
Thanks TB, and don’t worry about the locks, I’ve already saved you the bother ...

@TB:
I hope this isn't the first time you've noticed this. Because if so you may be surprised to find he already has his ticket for Winterpeg.
And shots. :p

It is actually the first time I've noticed it. I mean I always knew he was a dirty old man, but I hadn't realized he extended that creepiness to the ladies of the board! I should have known better! I guess I will have to double up on security or something like that. I'm sure there are other ladies on here he'll visit first, that should buy me some time.
Geez, “creepiness”??? That’s the last time I take romance advice from Edward Cullen.

Eek! Boobverine! This really is cause for serious concern! I'll have to get my boobs and I to some safe location!
Darwin is very, very safe. Low crime, seismically stable, volcanically inactive, politically uninteresting, the list goes on ...

I am taken as well though and off the market, so he'll have to go visit one of the other lovely ladies of the empire.
Only one? Spoilsport. :D
Accidents WILL happen though ...

He has an epic snore, lest we forget.
You loved it – closest you’ve ever been to something manly outside of a public toilet.

you were getting everyman in the place to try put that shoe on, like a drunken Cinderella looking for charming.
And let’s face it, at that particular time and place, looking for Charming was always going to be a fools’ errand. :)
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 11:50 AM

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He has an epic snore, lest we forget.
You loved it – closest you’ve ever been to something manly outside of a public toilet.


:) :D :p
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 02:47 PM

View PostShinrei, on 27 September 2009 - 07:43 PM, said:

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10) Do you get annoyed at people continually thinking you're ripping off Abyss with the end of post signatures, when you in fact did it first?

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Lies.


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Posted 29 September 2009 - 06:48 PM

Good questions and even better answers! :Oops:

Oh, and here is a picture of the fruity old man! :p
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#26 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 29 September 2009 - 06:58 PM

Oh, and a OOTS shirt as well. Excellent.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 30 September 2009 - 06:10 AM

View PostAbyss, on 29 September 2009 - 02:47 PM, said:

View PostShinrei, on 27 September 2009 - 07:43 PM, said:

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10) Do you get annoyed at people continually thinking you're ripping off Abyss with the end of post signatures, when you in fact did it first?

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Lies.


- Abyss, accepts no substitutes (that haven't paid me royalites).



If you pass on some favors to me, oh Mod-God, I'll let you know who submitted that question to me.... (and don't bother checking, I already deleted it from my PM box)
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Posted 30 September 2009 - 06:19 AM

View PostShinrei, on 30 September 2009 - 06:10 AM, said:

If you pass on some favors to me, oh Mod-God, I'll let you know who submitted that question to me.... (and don't bother checking, I already deleted it from my PM box)



I like how human that is.
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Posted 02 October 2009 - 02:28 AM

Is it bad that when I look at that photo all i think is... "yummy, fruit!"??
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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Posted 02 October 2009 - 04:31 AM

Just to preserve this for posterity

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 02 October 2009 - 02:28 AM, said:

Is it bad that when I look at that photo all i think is... "yummy, fruit!"??

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You're a rock.
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Posted 02 October 2009 - 04:44 AM

Damn it! There is ACTUAL FRUIT in that photo... this is what i refer to!
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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Posted 02 October 2009 - 04:46 AM

The fruit are directly in front of other things.
I'd rather just try and figure out how his eyes can be so big. Maybe his dad was Grey....
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Posted 02 October 2009 - 05:42 AM

He does look like he's attempting to stare down a wildebeast...

And unless that picture was taken 30 years ago, I'm beginning to wonder why people are referring to him as "old".
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Posted 11 October 2009 - 10:22 AM

View PostShinrei, on 02 October 2009 - 05:42 AM, said:

He does look like he's attempting to stare down a wildebeast...

And unless that picture was taken 30 years ago, I'm beginning to wonder why people are referring to him as "old".


Curse my prescription for hyperopia, makes my eyes look HUGE. I feel like the big bad wolf sometimes. Although there are a few delicious little red riding hoods around ... :)

And I'm not quite sure but I THINK I'm referred to as "old" mostly by the younger brigade *coughpokeMorgothBroodDWetccoughmutter* because I'm 37. I'm told I look a bit younger than my age. I like to think of it as divine justice. :)
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Posted 11 October 2009 - 08:24 PM

I consider anyone over the age of 25 old, so I feel justified in callin Sombie the zombie an old biddy. :)
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Posted 11 October 2009 - 09:36 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 11 October 2009 - 08:24 PM, said:

I consider anyone over the age of 25 old, so I feel justified in callin Sombie the zombie an old biddy. :)


He'll be waiting for you to turn 25 now, and when you do, Boobverine will kill you.
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Posted 12 October 2009 - 02:43 AM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 11 October 2009 - 08:24 PM, said:

I consider anyone over the age of 25 old, so I feel justified in callin Sombie the zombie an old biddy. :)

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 02:18 AM

Keep running Logan.
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 02:27 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 13 October 2009 - 02:18 AM, said:

Keep running Logan.

I was beginning to think no one was going to get that. Have GB (green button=rep)

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 02:31 AM

Thank you.
The book is sitting in my e-reader, waiting until my session is over to read it.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 13 October 2009 - 02:32 AM

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