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THE CHAIN OF PANTS! Now featuring a guest appearance by God...

#121 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 12:27 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 18 October 2009 - 08:25 PM, said:

... They lack the refined elegance and class we north of the river have ...


?????

Ah.

A ha ha.

Ha ha aha hahahahahahaha.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHRHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO.

Heheh.

:)

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That WAS scarily good. I could actually hear it. Obviously there are some brain cells still left to destroy.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 05:48 PM

Camera debacle has been rectified. Got me a manly camera now! Ha!
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 06:15 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 22 October 2009 - 08:40 PM, said:



Taking that back tomorrow. Maybe burning down the building.


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Posted 25 October 2009 - 08:34 PM

I know Rodeo's true reason for coming to the UK for I dreamed of it last night! He's bringing Michael Jackson's kids to look for their dad and he will snub we Malazan's when it comes to it, even when I offer him bananas.
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 09:04 PM

That's eerie. How did you know?!


Here's a preliminary itinerary of my trip.
1. London ( November 18th – 22nd)
2. Portsmouth (November 22nd – 24th)
3. Salisbury – Stonehenge (November 23rd)
4. Bath (November 24th – 26th)
5. Cardiff (November 26th -29th)
6. Stratford-upon-Avon (November 29th – December 1st)
7. Cambridge (December 2nd –5th)
8. York (December 5th – 7th)
9. Newcastle (December 7th – 8th)
10. Edinburgh (December 8th – 9th)
11. Glasgow ( December 9th -10th)
12. Manchester (December 11th – 15th)
13. London (December 15th- 16th)
14. Home
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 09:07 PM

Dude, you are going to be there for a month? Awesome.
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 09:08 PM

British trains and I are going to be good friends for a month.
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 10:36 PM

Trust me, you're not.
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 02:22 AM

You should get a tour t-shirt made up since you have so many proposed destinations.

You could either use "the Chain of Pants" as a headline

or maybe

"The Rodeo is Coming...."

Times and dates may vary due to catastrophic alcohol consumption, animal attacks, or sundry acts of God.

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Posted 26 October 2009 - 12:09 PM

ATTENTION WELSHIES: Thursday 26th, chill out/look round the nice town centre/got to a good pub (preferably the Heath but am open to suggestions)...
Friday during the day, we could head up the valleys and go to Caerphilly Castle (ancient ruins with replica medieval siege weapons and stuff) It might be a bit expensive but it's pretty sweet!
Friday night we could head into town - Cafe Jazz is excellent, or there are other bars and stuff if you prefer. Getting cheap fish and chips whilst trying to avoid douchebags is always a fun experience too...
Saturday, head into town for a last look around & you get your train/bus etc. Or if you're staying til the Sunday, that's cool too but I will have to be up for church fairly early. :p

Anyone who lives in Cardiff (Masan's Saddle, Bwgan plus daughter, Gamet etc.) are free to join us on any and all of these endeavours. Subject to change, naturally...

Gutted I can't make to the York part of the trip (being a native Yorkie, I would love to show you around!) and the Manchester bit too, but hopefully there will be a few of us at this point. :)
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 09:36 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 26 October 2009 - 12:09 PM, said:

ATTENTION WELSHIES: Thursday 26th, chill out/look round the nice town centre/got to a good pub (preferably the Heath but am open to suggestions)...
Friday during the day, we could head up the valleys and go to Caerphilly Castle (ancient ruins with replica medieval siege weapons and stuff) It might be a bit expensive but it's pretty sweet!
Friday night we could head into town - Cafe Jazz is excellent, or there are other bars and stuff if you prefer. Getting cheap fish and chips whilst trying to avoid douchebags is always a fun experience too...
Saturday, head into town for a last look around & you get your train/bus etc. Or if you're staying til the Sunday, that's cool too but I will have to be up for church fairly early. :).gif" />

Anyone who lives in Cardiff (Masan's Saddle, Bwgan plus daughter, Gamet etc.) are free to join us on any and all of these endeavours. Subject to change, naturally...

Gutted I can't make to the York part of the trip (being a native Yorkie, I would love to show you around!) and the Manchester bit too, but hopefully there will be a few of us at this point. Posted Image


I can probably make a piss up on the friday after work and contribute some ale and pork scratchings to the Chain's resupply effort !

As for other places of interest for Rodeo to look at, The central museum is always worth a visit, they had an evolution of man exhibition a few months back incorporating the evolution of weapons,which was rather good. There's also some excellent works by Monet, Manet, Cezanne and Rodin. 2 old ladies donated their private collection to the museum a few years back, turned out to be the best collection of Impressionism outside of Paris. It's actually a fantastic museum if you love history and of course, is free to get in.

Caerphilly Castle, if memory serves, is the largest standing Norman castle in Wales. It's huge and well worth a visit, especially if there is some re-enactment cheese fest going on. Cardiff Castle has Roman foundations and a Norman keep, all topped off with a faiytale finish with follies. It was finished off along with Castle Coch ( pronounced cawch, meaning " Red Castle") at the turn of the century by the Marquis of Bute who did rather well out of the coal industry. So much so in fact, that he was building castles for a laugh and decorating the interiors with Aesop's fables, inlaid with gold. Both castles are a bit pricey but well worth a visit.

The other handy thing about Cardiff castle is that it is smack bang in the middle of the city and surrounded by bars, pubs and restaurants. The city centre is quite compact so there's probably between 150-200 places to eat in or get pissed in within a square mile ! Cardiff Bay is a 2 min train trip and good for lazy beers and wasting a few hours.It also has the Dr Who exhibition for those who dare.

Cardiff is a great place for getting pissed ( lively pubs are The Pen and Whig, Dempsey's, O'Neills....there are lots.) and I need to check, but I think Wales are playing Australia in the rugby that weekend which means an additional 80,000 drunken taffies and antipodeans wandering around....., = Carnage Posted Image


Edit, Yep, Wales v Australia is on Sat 28th 5.15 KO

This post has been edited by masan's saddle: 26 October 2009 - 10:11 PM

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Posted 26 October 2009 - 10:19 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 25 October 2009 - 09:04 PM, said:

Here's a preliminary itinerary of my trip.
1. London ( November 18th – 22nd)
2. Portsmouth (November 22nd – 24th)
3. Salisbury – Stonehenge (November 23rd)
4. Bath (November 24th – 26th)
5. Cardiff (November 26th -29th)
6. Stratford-upon-Avon (November 29th – December 1st)
7. Cambridge (December 2nd –5th)
8. York (December 5th – 7th)
9. Newcastle (December 7th – 8th)
10. Edinburgh (December 8th – 9th)
11. Glasgow ( December 9th -10th)
12. Manchester (December 11th – 15th)
13. London (December 15th- 16th)
14. Home


The December dates I'll be about but working in the daytimes, and the November dates I'm 90% sure I'll be around for (small chance I'll be in Brighton at the time, but unlikely). So tres bon, set those dates aside for getting wankered. I'm looking at that Salisbury date though and considerising, I've never been to Stonehenge and I think the Saturday I may well also be free before I go to York on a mini holiday, so depending on finances and how easy Sailsbury is to get to (not a clue, but everything's usually a quick train from London) I might meet you there and play the fellow tourist. Brood can be tour guide.
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 12:28 AM

The more the merrier!
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 01:00 AM

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set those dates aside for getting wankered



Run Rodeo, Run......

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 11:43 AM

View Postmasan, on 26 October 2009 - 09:36 PM, said:

Edit, Yep, Wales v Australia is on Sat 28th 5.15 KO

I wonder how much tickets are...
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 01:39 PM

View PostBubba, on 27 October 2009 - 01:00 AM, said:

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set those dates aside for getting wankered



Run Rodeo, Run......



Maybe he's into that sort of thing?

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 07:40 PM

Foolish Mirkins and your inadequate knowledge of British expressions. Unless of course you're all tee-total fucktards, in which case, I would ask you kindly to leave as you are no longer welcome on the forums - we don't like to associate with people who refuse to slowly poison themselves.

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 07:47 PM

If there are people coming to Salisbury and I am there, I shall demand we have a drink. However I have a job interview tomorrow, so I might be living back up in manc again by then.
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 10:10 PM

Looks like Youth Hostels are the place to stay. So cheap. Even bought myself an international hostel membership to save more monies!
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 11:59 PM

Yeah the YHA is great... Until you end up sharing a room with some old fat guy who snores VERY loudly!

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