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The First Malazan International Drinking Competition Teholbeddict VS Centzon Totochtin

#21 Silencer

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:20 AM

26 shots of what? You guys need Everclear. XD

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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:21 AM

Good grief I said some terrible things! I'm sorry MTS! On the plus side I've now revealed to everyone that maccy falls short in the penis department! That should get him back for all the pie jokes! I can't believe I even had a little closing speech at the end:

teholbeddict (01:10:24): I wuold like to than all of my drinking parners
teholbeddict (01:10:26): mostly centz
teholbeddict (01:10:32): and small pee pee maccy
teholbeddict (01:10:39): for organizing this
teholbeddict (01:10:42): it was fun
teholbeddict (01:10:55): good jpob peeps
Centzon Totochtin8727964 (01:11:03): it was fun! : D
teholbeddict (01:11:24): no dogs wer puked on
teholbeddict (01:11:29): in the making of this contest

:The Force:

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#23 teholbeddict

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:28 AM

Silencer, on Aug 18 2009, 11:20 PM, said:

26 shots of what? You guys need Everclear. XD

I was drinking dark rum, centz was drinking vodka.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:30 AM

This is amazing. I don't know what cosmic forces aligned to make this happen, but I should worship them.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:30 AM

Everclear is 190 + proof, Dearest. :The Force:

Edit: By the by, I'm pretty sure D'rek at some point starts randomly talking about Firefly somewhere in there, lol. Also, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking at the end of that. I blame Brood, but it was more likely blood-loss.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:31 AM

Yup. 95% ABV. Would knock you flat VERY quickly. :The Force:

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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#27 teholbeddict

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:31 AM

HoosierDaddy, on Aug 18 2009, 11:30 PM, said:

Everclear is 190 + proof, Dearest. :The Force:

Oh I know that, I was just letting him know what we were drinking. There is no way I would go anywhere near ever clear. One shot and I'd be on the floor.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:35 AM

I have to say, I'm very pleased to have been a part of this, though as a spectator mostly. There may have been a snippet of the transcript that I missed, but thankfully Centz managed to grab it, and I will sort it out to post when I get home this evening.

*casting the shaved knuckle*

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:36 AM

Thanks for doing the transcripts Shiara. Obviously it was a lot of work! You're awesome :The Force:

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:37 AM

teholbeddict, on Aug 19 2009, 02:36 PM, said:

Thanks for doing the transcripts Shiara. Obviously it was a lot of work! You're awesome :The Force:

I couldn't have done it without Alt146 - he was a life/eye/brain saver!

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:40 AM

Yeah, well done Shiara and Alt. I laughed out loud a lot reading that. Especially the 75% of it I didn't remember! :The Force:

Bah, I'm an idiot. Edit: Shiara, I think you should edit out D'rek's phone number part.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:47 AM

I think Kalam should get some props too, for sitting through all of that sober and keeoing track of time and shots for us! Well done KM! You are amazing!

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:51 AM

"I am an amazing drunk. I can keep time. I'll let you know when I'm about to falter, Shiara." Evidently, I can only successfully do 2 things at once, adding walking introduces massive amounts of physical danger.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 05:52 AM

26 shots over how long?

I can recall 30+ beer nights in college, one ill-advised attempt at demolishing a handle of Bacardi Limon with a roommate (got about... 6/7ths of the way before we quit) and several 10+ mixed drink nights in the last year, but I've never, ever done 25+ shots.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 06:12 AM

In a shorter time frame I would say shots are easier than beers due to sheer volume.

Also a standard shot is a standard drink, whereas most beers are 1.5 standard drinks.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 07:29 AM

ah, that sounds like fun

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:32 AM

The formatting was a pleasure - I'm glad I could help speed things up. Next time one of these gets organised it should be the GMT crowd vs either the Aussies or the Yanks (maccy doesnt count since he was already trashed :The Force:

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:47 AM

I'm up for defending the scandinavian honour... I'll bring Apt :The Force:

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:54 AM

Going to bat for the Yanks would be a privilege, but I'm GMT -8....

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:22 AM

That was a great read. Mad props to everyone there - and amazing how D'rek managed to get tortellini right amidst the drunken rambling. kudos for that.

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