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Hah, we Aussies are better chums to drink with.
Alt and Shiara, thanks for putting that up, looks like quite an effort.
The First Malazan International Drinking Competition Teholbeddict VS Centzon Totochtin
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:23 AM
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:24 AM
Well done, rarely seen a woman drink so well. Not to say that you would go far in land of the drunks, Denmark. The competition is just too hard 
You should try that with Gammel Dansk next time
Eller Snaps, haha you should definetely try Akvarit Snaps
You should try that with Gammel Dansk next time
Eller Snaps, haha you should definetely try Akvarit Snaps
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:42 AM
I am shocked, impressed and a whole host of other reactions.
Suck it Errant!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:26 AM
I am offended that you think anything is better then me screaming DAT ASS.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:35 AM
That was pretty funny, although it's a bit sad to see that there where two Aussies in the comp and both of them lost. We have a reputation to maintain damn it!!!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:42 AM
lobo the wolfman, on Aug 19 2009, 09:35 PM, said:
That was pretty funny, although it's a bit sad to see that there where two Aussies in the comp and both of them lost. We have a reputation to maintain damn it!!!
Amen brother.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 12:20 PM
I am disgusted with myself on the whole, there should be a breathaliser on my laptop, I only read the first half because im at work, but i'll endevour to decipher my drunken ranting later.
at what stage was potatoes decided upon?
and when did rumours of "mr small pee pee" siurface?
at what stage was potatoes decided upon?
and when did rumours of "mr small pee pee" siurface?
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 02:20 PM
lol! The potatoes came about during a phone call with Shiara and Centz, in which you were really quiet and sounded like a girl.
As for Mr. small pee pee, I think that is the bit of transcript shiara is talking about having missed. Part of the conversation is there, but some of it is missing. I said you were trying to get me drunk to take advantage of me, and you said all the way from Ireland. Someone said it was no big deal with hands that size, you had to have a huge member. You said it was 2000 miles long, and I said it fell short as it wasn't making it's way through my front door. Then shiara and centz were talking about how something that long wouldn't be of any use. So we decided you fell woefully short, and thus became mr. small pee pee! The big hands mean nothing!
As for Mr. small pee pee, I think that is the bit of transcript shiara is talking about having missed. Part of the conversation is there, but some of it is missing. I said you were trying to get me drunk to take advantage of me, and you said all the way from Ireland. Someone said it was no big deal with hands that size, you had to have a huge member. You said it was 2000 miles long, and I said it fell short as it wasn't making it's way through my front door. Then shiara and centz were talking about how something that long wouldn't be of any use. So we decided you fell woefully short, and thus became mr. small pee pee!
The big hands mean nothing!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 05:09 PM
Cold Iron, on Aug 19 2009, 02:12 AM, said:
In a shorter time frame I would say shots are easier than beers due to sheer volume.
Also a standard shot is a standard drink, whereas most beers are 1.5 standard drinks.
Also a standard shot is a standard drink, whereas most beers are 1.5 standard drinks.
Oh, anybody can pour 50 shots down their gullet. Keeping them there - that's the problem. I think you have your facts slightly off - you'd have to drink somewhere from 1.5 to as much as 2.4 beers to equal one shot of liquor (depending on alcohol contents).
I might be able to do 25 shots of 90 proof liquor in 12 hours without booting, but I'd be belligerent, breaking property and likely comatose by the end of it for sure.
And tehol did it in what... 5 hours? Without the benefits of being able to move around and mingle at a party? Ugggghhhh. Respect.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 05:31 PM
Wow. Epic transcript is EPIC. ::applauds all involved::
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 06:15 PM
amphibian, on Aug 19 2009, 12:09 PM, said:
I might be able to do 25 shots of 90 proof liquor in 12 hours without booting, but I'd be belligerent, breaking property and likely comatose by the end of it for sure.
And tehol did it in what... 5 hours? Without the benefits of being able to move around and mingle at a party? Ugggghhhh. Respect.
And tehol did it in what... 5 hours? Without the benefits of being able to move around and mingle at a party? Ugggghhhh. Respect.
Well I was drinking Angostura 1919 rum, which is 80 proof, 40% alc, but yes I did it in 5 hours.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 06:16 PM
Okay, I'm not reading all of that, but the bits and pieces I scanned were awesome.
Now on to something more serious... WHY THE HELL WASN'T I INVITED!?! WERE YOU TOO CHICKEN TO DRINK WITH THE BIG DOGS!??
Seriously, was this someting you planned in the Trickster or something? Because next time you should make preliminary announcement in the inn and try to find a date and time. I don't frequent the Trickster so I had no idea this was going on.
Next time, like morgypoo said, us Scandinavians are going to show up in force.
In fact, I'm willing to make a challenge for the next Drinking contest: SCANDINAVIANS VS BRITS AND UMERICANS! We'll crush you!
Now on to something more serious... WHY THE HELL WASN'T I INVITED!?! WERE YOU TOO CHICKEN TO DRINK WITH THE BIG DOGS!??
Seriously, was this someting you planned in the Trickster or something? Because next time you should make preliminary announcement in the inn and try to find a date and time. I don't frequent the Trickster so I had no idea this was going on.
Next time, like morgypoo said, us Scandinavians are going to show up in force.
In fact, I'm willing to make a challenge for the next Drinking contest: SCANDINAVIANS VS BRITS AND UMERICANS! We'll crush you!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 06:20 PM
It was on a need to know basis, and we didn't want Reddit, Ebaum's World, and 4Chan to know Apty Apterson!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 06:24 PM
Aptorian, on Aug 19 2009, 08:16 PM, said:
Okay, I'm not reading all of that, but the bits and pieces I scanned were awesome.
Now on to something more serious... WHY THE HELL WASN'T I INVITED!?! WERE YOU TOO CHICKEN TO DRINK WITH THE BIG DOGS!??
Seriously, was this someting you planned in the Trickster or something? Because next time you should make preliminary announcement in the inn and try to find a date and time. I don't frequent the Trickster so I had no idea this was going on.
Next time, like morgypoo said, us Scandinavians are going to show up in force.
In fact, I'm willing to make a challenge for the next Drinking contest: SCANDINAVIANS VS BRITS AND UMERICANS! We'll crush you!
Now on to something more serious... WHY THE HELL WASN'T I INVITED!?! WERE YOU TOO CHICKEN TO DRINK WITH THE BIG DOGS!??
Seriously, was this someting you planned in the Trickster or something? Because next time you should make preliminary announcement in the inn and try to find a date and time. I don't frequent the Trickster so I had no idea this was going on.
Next time, like morgypoo said, us Scandinavians are going to show up in force.
In fact, I'm willing to make a challenge for the next Drinking contest: SCANDINAVIANS VS BRITS AND UMERICANS! We'll crush you!
It was a trickster thing. I was lucky enough to stumble in there at the appropriate moment, but unfotunately the contest occurred at the wee hours of the GMT timezone. I agree with any GMT vs other people contest and will very poorly represent my country
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 06:28 PM
Actually Apt the whole thing came about from your interview question of who would win a drinking contest between Mez and I. Mez didn't want to go head to head but centz was game. We set the whole thing up in my interview thread. I then PMed everyone who seemed interested in attending giving them the info about the chat room.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 07:33 PM
Aptorian, on Aug 19 2009, 02:16 PM, said:
In fact, I'm willing to make a challenge for the next Drinking contest: SCANDINAVIANS VS BRITS AND UMERICANS! We'll crush you!
You'd kill yourselves trying to keep up with tehol.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 07:35 PM
Well I am all for defending my title of malazan drinking princess. If we are doing it in teams even better! Although I am not Scandinavian, British or American.
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
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- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 07:36 PM
Bah, you've been adopted Tehol. The one thing Americans are good at, stealing shit and claiming it as their own!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 07:38 PM
Okay, in this case I guess I can consider myself adopted Dearest.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 07:42 PM
teholbeddict, on Aug 19 2009, 03:38 PM, said:
Okay, in this case I guess I can consider myself adopted Dearest.
Good. Here's the starter kit:
1 American Flag. Check.
3 Semi-automatic weapons. Check.
Sense of inflated self-worth. Check.
Okay, that'll get you started.
Also, Canada is the 51st state, so you've all been adopted (even if you don't want it. Americans need to wear that Leaf on their backpacks over in Europa).
Yes, I know you aren't Canadian, Dearest. It was for the the Abooters.
This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 19 August 2009 - 07:44 PM
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