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The First Malazan International Drinking Competition Teholbeddict VS Centzon Totochtin

#61 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 07:50 PM

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 07:51 PM

I'm sure they'll just love that, lol.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:49 PM

im sure i could make it to the top 2-3 if not top place in a real malazan drinking contest...

one the recieves proper publicity...

Apt, HD... BRING IT ON

oh and Tehol...

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:51 PM

I have no idea why my typing skills do not diminish as badly as my staying upright skills when stupidly drunk. Gravity is evidently a lot stronger than muscle memory.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:59 PM

It was properly publicized! We talked about it in at least four threads! How much more do you want!

If we really are having another contest count me in. I have no chance, when stacked up against the awe inspiring drinking capabilites of HD and Zanth, but I would give it my best effort!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:59 PM

clearly not
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:02 PM

There are a solid 3 to 4 things that could be replying to Mac. Care to enlighten us if it is one or all?
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:03 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on Aug 19 2009, 08:59 PM, said:

It was properly publicized! We talked about it in at least four threads! How much more do you want!

If we really are having another contest count me in. I have no chance, when stacked up against the awe inspiring drinking capabilites of HD and Zanth, but I would give it my best effort!



Well i deff expect its very own thread at the absolute least...

on top of that i expect a PM, an email, a facebook comment and maybe a letter in the mail... Cold Iron has my mailing address...

speaking of which where the hell is my white elephant :The Force:
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:04 PM

I think he was relying to your typing post....
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:16 PM

If that's the case, BOOOO!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:23 PM

highlights:
Centzon Totochtin872 (21:39:45): most naked men, it amuses me that they have dangly bits : P

Macros (21:40:26): god made amn
Kalam (21:40:26): blame your mother for what she gave ya
Macros (21:40:27): man
Macros (21:40:32): andhe said to amn
Macros (21:40:34): man
Macros (21:40:40): "what di tiu want>"
Drek (21:40:44): @kalm ----- big?
Drek (21:40:52): bumm
Shiara admin (21:40:54): drek, hands in your pockets
Drek (21:41:04): okie
MTS (21:41:11): that's not gonna stop em
Macros (21:41:16): and man said "i want a woman who will love, cook my dinner, praise my every deed, give my blowjobs daily, and make love to me every hour"
Shiara admin (21:41:14): wow, this admin thing is cool : P
Centzon Totochtin872 (21:41:18): you can't leave though maccy, when i was druink enough we were going to make you say potatoes
teholbeddict (21:41:28): lol
HoosierDaddy (21:41:28): 10 MINUTES.
MTS (21:41:31): to ebs rue to be sure
Macros (21:41:34): god said #"ok, i want 4 ribs, aleg, 3 finers, and eye and half an ear"
Macros (21:41:47): so adam said "swhat can you ive me for one rib?"
Macros (21:41:50): aha
Drek (21:41:53): ij tyuppe ww nooser
Macros (21:41:55): ahahahaahahahaahhahahahahhahahaha



Macros (21:57:19): and hitlers godchild



Macros (22:36:57): the aussie harots sounds so generically aussie it was depressing, I may as well have phoned into neighbours
HoosierDaddy (22:36:58): quit being so pikcy
Centzon Totochtin872 (22:37:11): wtf did you think we would sound like
Macros (22:37:18): home and away


Macros (23:07:51): gone
MTS (23:07:56): that makes no sense mac
Centzon Totochtin8727964 (23:08:01): either way, no babies
Shiara adminsays (23:08:01): gone what?
Macros (23:08:09): your face makes no sense mts
MTS (23:08:20): i walked right into that one...



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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:34 PM

I have to say, D'rek is the best drunk around... And a girl apparently!
I nearly cried laughing when i read this

Drek (21:48:02): maccybithand. notgood for34 clitoris
teholbeddict (21:48:07): what!
Macros (21:48:11): lmao!
HoosierDaddy (21:48:11): lol
teholbeddict (21:48:14): omg
Macros (21:48:14): i got it
MTS (21:48:15): those things are sensitive...
Centzon Totochtin872 (21:48:16): LOL
Kalam (21:48:17): indeed
Drek (21:48:19): *gbiggg handddd
Shiara admin (21:48:20): AHAHAHAHA
teholbeddict (21:48:28): lmfao
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:59 PM

If there is another drink comp happening, I'll stand up for the Aussies.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 05:43 AM

Anything less than a thread on the next drinking contest and its likely that I wont even notice its happening. These things take preparation.

I would also suggest we examine the success of the alcohol intake. What was it? A beer and a shot every fifteen minutes?
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 05:53 AM

was it done on some sort of chat room? photo and or video or said shots would also be awesome though maybe impractical
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:00 AM

It looked like it was done in some kind of chatroom. At first I thought they were using ventrillo because the spelling was so attrocious but then I realised that maccy was just drunk or his massive hands had trouble hitting only one key on the keyboard.

Was it just MSN or did you use one of those chat thingies that Sinister suggested?
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:08 AM

Maccy set up a chatroom.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 09:43 AM

Aaawww....I was sure Centz was gonna win this one! Congrats to Tehol then. :(
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 09:46 AM

Apt, in case you were wondering, it was a shot of an equivalent alcohol substance (tehol had dark rum, centz had vodka, d'rek had...bacardi?) every 15 mins, then it was shortened to 10, then 8 or something. I think about 25 shots got done in around 4-5 hours, which is fairly impressive.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 07:57 PM

Ohh, so no beer or wine was harmed during the making of that contest.

Almost sounds too easy. Are we talking 2cl or 4cl shots?
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