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The First Malazan International Drinking Competition Teholbeddict VS Centzon Totochtin

#81 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:01 PM

What the hell is a cl?

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#82 Obdigore

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:06 PM

teholbeddict, on Aug 19 2009, 02:35 PM, said:

Well I am all for defending my title of malazan drinking princess. If we are doing it in teams even better! Although I am not Scandinavian, British or American.

So even if Apt or Morgy win, they will be known as the 'malazan drinking princess'?

I like this idea.

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This post has been edited by Obdigore: 20 August 2009 - 08:06 PM

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:07 PM

Bah, use ounces German!

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:11 PM

Colts are a young horse.

I EAT HORSES.

I am sure there will be rules posted in any kind of new setup thread.

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:12 PM

You also "discovered" America, shouldn't we rightly be "Obdigoria?"

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:13 PM

Ounces make no sense. What the hell is it with Umericans and their weird measuring systems. The Metric system is easy and logical, fucking miles and ounces and pounds make no sense what so ever.

Usually you'd say that 4cl of 40% spirits, like for example vodka, is roughly the same as one beer here in denmark, pilsners on average being some 4,3 to 4,7 % alcohol.

Anyway, I'm terrible at drinking pure spirits, they kill my higher brain functions. If we do this, I will eventually turn into a raving mad man.

#87 teholbeddict

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:15 PM

Obdigore, on Aug 20 2009, 03:06 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Aug 19 2009, 02:35 PM, said:

Well I am all for defending my title of malazan drinking princess. If we are doing it in teams even better! Although I am not Scandinavian, British or American.

So even if Apt or Morgy win, they will be known as the 'malazan drinking princess'?

I like this idea.

Centiliter HD.

Well I took the title of princess, becuase someone claimed that Apt was already the Malazan drinking queen. It's somwhere in my interview thread.

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 20 August 2009 - 08:38 PM

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#88 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:16 PM

In Umerikanese: 1 oz 80% liquor = 1 12 oz beer (4.3% is the norm, I think) = 1 8 oz glass of wine. Something like that.

Regular shot glasses here, are 1.5 oz.

#89 Obdigore

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:16 PM

Why are you using commas where a decimal point should be?

APTFAIL.

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#90 Aptorian

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:36 PM

In danish mathematics the usage of the comma and ... uhm, dot? is the reverse of english punctuation.

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:39 PM

Aptorian, on Aug 20 2009, 01:36 PM, said:

In danish mathematics the usage of the comma and ... uhm, dot? is the reverse of english punctuation.

Madness. And as for the imperial system, you can blame the British.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:42 PM

The British put aside their hatred of the French when they realised the rationality of SI units. Americans have been far more stubborn.

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Posted 21 August 2009 - 02:46 AM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Aug 20 2009, 04:42 PM, said:

The British put aside their hatred of the French when they realised the rationality of SI units. Americans have been far more stubborn.

Them and Burma and Liberia and... oh wait that's it. Only those 3 countries still use Imperial...

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

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Posted 21 August 2009 - 02:48 AM

D'rek, on Aug 20 2009, 10:46 PM, said:

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Aug 20 2009, 04:42 PM, said:

The British put aside their hatred of the French when they realised the rationality of SI units. Americans have been far more stubborn.

Them and Burma and Liberia and... oh wait that's it. Only those 3 countries still use Imperial...

Fantastic company! Juntas and Civil Wars and Americans, oh my!

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Posted 21 August 2009 - 03:56 PM

standard shot here is 35ml (1 Cl = 10ml)

I have no idea how many vodka i could take in a night, I dont "shot" as such, I try to avoid shots. I prefer putting a tiny bit of mixer and sipping.

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#96 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 21 August 2009 - 04:01 PM

HoosierDaddy, on Aug 20 2009, 09:01 PM, said:

What the hell is a cl?

It's a backwards b.

Oh wait, you wrote C and L, not d. My mistake.

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