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The First Malazan International Drinking Competition Teholbeddict VS Centzon Totochtin

#101 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 05:48 AM

If you've only ever gotten drunk once, then trust me, a drinking contest in hard liquor is not a smart choice.
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 05:58 AM

View PostFearless Leader, on Aug 21 2009, 08:12 PM, said:

I think I did well, there was only one broken chair.


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Posted 22 August 2009 - 06:14 AM

No, don't worry I know this, which is why I wouldn't join in a game. I don't think I had that much anyways, 6 Vex's(a vodka mix drink, very fruity and delicious), 3 or 4 beers and a shot of Gin. So 25 shots of hard liquor probly wouldn't be good.
So yah no worries I wouldn't/wont try.

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 06:15 AM

A shot of Gin?!? Yuck!
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 06:20 AM

I've shot gin to get drunk before. I doubt that surprises anyone though.

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 06:37 AM

I've vomited after one glass of gin before.

Although I do like Bombay Sapphire and Schweppes Lemon, making sure the gin is sufficiently diluted. That stuff is delicious. And Dangerous!
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 10:15 AM

Gin is horrible stuff, and whats worse is you can tatse it over whatever else you put in. At the festival i just went to i mixed up about just over 1l probably of gin, brandy and scotch and then finished the 2l bottle with coke, and you could still tatse the gin over everything else, it was fairly horrible. Needless to say noone wanted to share that with me really :)
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 10:40 AM

gin makes you sin
or so they claim, I do't care, I love the stuff and drink it until it comes out my ears
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 11:19 PM

Yah the Gin was some pretty nasty stuff. Didn't make me throw up though.
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 11:53 PM

View PostAptorian, on Aug 19 2009, 08:16 PM, said:

Okay, I'm not reading all of that, but the bits and pieces I scanned were awesome.

Now on to something more serious... WHY THE HELL WASN'T I INVITED!?! WERE YOU TOO CHICKEN TO DRINK WITH THE BIG DOGS!??

Seriously, was this someting you planned in the Trickster or something? Because next time you should make preliminary announcement in the inn and try to find a date and time. I don't frequent the Trickster so I had no idea this was going on.

Next time, like morgypoo said, us Scandinavians are going to show up in force.

In fact, I'm willing to make a challenge for the next Drinking contest: SCANDINAVIANS VS BRITS AND UMERICANS! We'll crush you!



I can't see how anyone could seriously compete with the two of us.. apart perhaps from Rodeo :)
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 06:21 AM

So, Morgoth, you interested in competing on saturday the 29th? At around 1 o'clock at night? So far no other scandinavians have signed up.
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 06:35 AM

So what time will this be my time? I'd like to know so's I can plan my Saturday night in advance. It looks like I'll have to rock all night and party till the dawn though. Still, I don't wanna pass out/fall asleep and miss this.
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 06:56 AM

Gin talks to you and has you do stupid things...

and thats all i have to say about that.
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 07:01 AM

View PostMorgoth, on Aug 22 2009, 07:53 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Aug 19 2009, 08:16 PM, said:

Okay, I'm not reading all of that, but the bits and pieces I scanned were awesome.

Now on to something more serious... WHY THE HELL WASN'T I INVITED!?! WERE YOU TOO CHICKEN TO DRINK WITH THE BIG DOGS!??

Seriously, was this someting you planned in the Trickster or something? Because next time you should make preliminary announcement in the inn and try to find a date and time. I don't frequent the Trickster so I had no idea this was going on.

Next time, like morgypoo said, us Scandinavians are going to show up in force.

In fact, I'm willing to make a challenge for the next Drinking contest: SCANDINAVIANS VS BRITS AND UMERICANS! We'll crush you!



I can't see how anyone could seriously compete with the two of us.. apart perhaps from Rodeo :)



View PostAptorian, on Aug 23 2009, 02:21 AM, said:

So, Morgoth, you interested in competing on saturday the 29th? At around 1 o'clock at night? So far no other scandinavians have signed up.


I call BULLSHIT. If you do this when I am not around, none of you are rightful champions. Do you want a TAINTED titled? Hmmmmmmm?

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Posted 23 August 2009 - 07:01 AM

View PostMappo's Travelling Sack, on Aug 23 2009, 08:35 AM, said:

So what time will this be my time? I'd like to know so's I can plan my Saturday night in advance. It looks like I'll have to rock all night and party till the dawn though. Still, I don't wanna pass out/fall asleep and miss this.


It's at +01.00 GMT.
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 09:13 AM

View PostAptorian, on Aug 23 2009, 09:01 AM, said:

View PostMappo's Travelling Sack, on Aug 23 2009, 08:35 AM, said:

So what time will this be my time? I'd like to know so's I can plan my Saturday night in advance. It looks like I'll have to rock all night and party till the dawn though. Still, I don't wanna pass out/fall asleep and miss this.


It's at +01.00 GMT.


I work monday morning :) .. If I'd participate in this, it needs to be friday or saturday really .. but then on the 27th Sarah comes back, and she'll kill me :D
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 04:06 PM

Phsaw, morgoth one round of seagal drinking put you down at the bbq
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 05:29 PM

View PostMacros, on Aug 23 2009, 06:06 PM, said:

Phsaw, morgoth one round of seagal drinking put you down at the bbq


That's what happens when I have to drink your dose of akevitt as well, seeing how you weren't manly enough to consume the correct amounts
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 05:32 PM

O horseshit, I put a manly amount oif that horsepiss down my throat and well you know it
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 05:55 PM

View PostMacros, on Aug 23 2009, 07:32 PM, said:

O horseshit, I put a manly amount oif that horsepiss down my throat and well you know it


Must've happened when I had my back turned, for all I remember is you crying like a little girl because the manly drink had hurt your sensitive taste buds.
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