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#1 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 03:58 AM

Why was I not informed of this fact?!

Not only have they learned to hijack tractors but now they're on the damned internet!


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Run to 'em!
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#2 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:02 AM

is it bad that all i see there are boobs?
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:04 AM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on Aug 17 2009, 11:02 PM, said:

is it bad that all i see there are boobs?



Is it worse that I thought the exact same thing!
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#4 User is offline   Cold Iron 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:05 AM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on Aug 18 2009, 02:02 PM, said:

is it bad that all i see there are boobs?

Is it bad that I thought add a kitty and they'd look just like centz' boobs

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#5 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:18 AM

mmmm, I saw hills....

i prefer my boobs to not be green...

though ive never been with a green chick, might be cool
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:25 AM

You mean...green like from Star Trek?
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#7 User is offline   Cold Iron 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:00 AM

I'm currently into the blue chick on mass effect:

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Rule 34 applies :thumbsup:

Also, a wiki search tells me that the body model was Jillian Murray:

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Also hot.
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#8 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:09 AM

Well how about my normal avatars chick...

SHE HULK

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#9 User is offline   Cold Iron 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:38 AM

Not bad... bit on the muscular side but nice tits
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:52 AM

View PostZanth13, on Aug 18 2009, 07:09 AM, said:

Well how about my normal avatars chick...

SHE HULK


Uhm, you do know that the hulk and she-hulk are cousins, right?

Unless you're talking about ultimate she-hulk, that's a bit disturbing dirty.
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#11 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:11 AM

View PostAptorian, on Aug 17 2009, 10:52 PM, said:

View PostZanth13, on Aug 18 2009, 07:09 AM, said:

Well how about my normal avatars chick...

SHE HULK


Uhm, you do know that the hulk and she-hulk are cousins, right?

Unless you're talking about ultimate she-hulk, that's a bit disturbing dirty.


Woah, that's some nerdy pedantry. I like it.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:19 AM

I'm currently on a massive re-read of anything marvel that will last some 5 years or something, so yes, my nerd factor is currently over 9000
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:21 AM

View PostCold Iron, on Aug 18 2009, 07:38 AM, said:

Not bad... bit on the muscular side but nice tits


You will be disappointed when they are unwrapped and hang to the floor.
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#14 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:35 AM

View Postcauthon, on Aug 18 2009, 09:21 AM, said:

View PostCold Iron, on Aug 18 2009, 07:38 AM, said:

Not bad... bit on the muscular side but nice tits


You will be disappointed when they are unwrapped and hang to the floor.


That's the she-hulk you're talking about there. Even her D cup is firm.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:44 AM

This, coming from the guy with what can only be described as one of the most retarded-looking faces I have ever seen for an avatar.

'jus sayin.

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#16 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:50 AM

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:58 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on Aug 17 2009, 11:58 PM, said:

Why was I not informed of this fact?!

Not only have they learned to hijack tractors but now they're on the damned internet!


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Run to 'em!


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#18 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 08:55 AM

Oh, that's too bad. I liked him.

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#19 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 03:27 PM

I did not know that they where cousins... I wonder how that happened :The Force:

I know at one point she was banging Juggernaut...

heres a better one... it didnt show up so well on the first post

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#20 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 03:47 PM

Jennifer Walters, the cousin of Bruce Banner was working for the DA in... uhm San Francisco or some place like that, working to take down organised crime. She was (and still is) a brilliant lawyer and her efforts were damaging the business of some very powerfull people. So a hit was put out on her. While these things were happening Banner was still on the run from the Military and he just so happened to swing by his cousins place on the day the hitmen striked.

Walters got a critical bullet wound and lost a lot of blood, but luckily our favorite super physicist also just so hapened to know everything he needed to know about anatomy to set up a blood transpant in her living room. After he finished giving her a blood transfussion he took her to the hospital and fled the scene because he was still wanted.

Next thing you know the hitmen turned up at the hospital to finish of Walters, and SURPRISE giant green freakish monster lady kicks their ass.

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