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#21 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:01 PM

View PostAptorian, on Aug 18 2009, 11:47 AM, said:

Jennifer Walters, the cousin of Bruce Banner was working for the DA in... uhm San Francisco or some place like that, working to take down organised crime. She was (and still is) a brilliant lawyer and her efforts were damaging the business of some very powerfull people. So a hit was put out on her. While these things were happening Banner was still on the run from the Military and he just so happened to swing by his cousins place on the day the hitmen striked.

Walters got a critical bullet wound and lost a lot of blood, but luckily our favorite super physicist also just so hapened to know everything he needed to know about anatomy to set up a blood transpant in her living room. After he finished giving her a blood transfussion he took her to the hospital and fled the scene because he was still wanted.

Next thing you know the hitmen turned up at the hospital to finish of Walters, and SURPRISE giant green freakish monster lady kicks their ass.



Translated:

One day I hope to have sex with a REAL girl!!!

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THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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#22 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:13 PM

so does she hulk out or is she like a medium powered hulkstress who is always green?
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#23 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:21 PM

She can change at will, is less shy when green, and her strength depends on how muscular her normal self is. She also was fourth wall breaking well before Deadpool was even created by Liefeld.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:28 PM

Originally, in the 70s she was pretty much like the incredible hulk, she transformed when in danger, she got scared, was angry, was hurt, etc. That version was pretty much as wild and destructive as the male hulk.

Later she began to be able to control the transformation. I don't know if there is a some reason for her control, other than evolution. Like Illy said she is less shy when green. Basically when she transforms she is a lot like the "Professor Hulk". Strong and Clever at the same time, but her personality isn't suppressed, she still is Jennifer Walters when she is green, she's just less "inhibited".
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:35 PM

Well she is kind of slutty no?

i like it

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:41 PM

Is that the juggernaught on the left? It looks like his boots...
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:46 PM

Yeah, that's Jugs alright. And the Juggernaught. It was retconned after some uproar about her defending him in court and it being a massive breach of solicitor/client relations or something. I honestly couldn't give a shit though.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:35 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 18 2009, 11:46 AM, said:

Yeah, that's Jugs alright. And the Juggernaught. It was retconned after some uproar about her defending him in court and it being a massive breach of solicitor/client relations or something. I honestly couldn't give a shit though.


But chicken of hate, it seems like you do give a shit since you know this.

Have we stumbled upon something you don't hate? Could it be?
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 06:05 PM

Knowing of something does not preclude hating it. See: Twilight, Goodkind, Mother Teresa, salad, etc.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 06:23 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 18 2009, 01:05 PM, said:

Knowing of something does preclude hating it. See: Twilight, Goodkind, Mother Teresa, salad, etc.



I can't believe you just wrote that!

YOU AREN'T WHO I THOUGHT YOU WERE!
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 06:29 PM

This and the sig have put you on my Christmas letterbomb list, Obdigore. I hope you're happy.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 06:48 PM

As long as one of us is happy, right?

I know you are hoping that in Goodkinds new books the ALWAYSABOUTTOBERAPED girl comes from some Twilight clan dimension thing. WHERE THEY ALMOST RAPE GOOD PEOPLE, BUT ONLY BAD PEOPLE ARE RAPED.

And there will be no kicking little girls in the face, because you almost enjoyed that.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:08 PM

View PostObdigore, on Aug 18 2009, 07:48 PM, said:

And there will be no kicking little girls in the face, because you almost enjoyed that.

Damn. That was the best thing about Mother Teresa, too.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:19 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 18 2009, 02:08 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 18 2009, 07:48 PM, said:

And there will be no kicking little girls in the face, because you almost enjoyed that.

Damn. That was the best thing about Mother Teresa, too.


I kind of enjoyed how she would summon devils into people and they would think she was blessing them.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 10:45 PM

What the fuck... :The Force:
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 10:51 PM

No poor woman lives that long without some sort of unholy deal. Maybe the soup she gave out was spiked with AIDs.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 01:14 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on Aug 19 2009, 08:45 AM, said:

What the fuck... :The Force:

Don't act like you didn't orchestrate this.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 02:59 AM

Oh I love it. All of it. Even Apt.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 02:10 AM

Hate to bring this up again, but...

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 03:14 AM

i actually had the comic book where she and Juggernaut knock boots... i cant remembert what happened to it though...

it was back when Juggy when on a good streak and was slowly getting weaker or something like that
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