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#1 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 09:19 AM

After thinking Beliar's topic in the Toll The Hounds forum was actually in the Inn, and getting halfway through replying, I figured I'd start my own thread, rather than look foolish posting about something not related to the topic.

So...what are some fun drinking games you have played over the years? I'm especially interested in some culturally unique ones (I'm looking at you, Irish :ermm:), or some obscure ones no one has ever heard of.

I personally don't play all that many, but here are some I've engaged in:
Samuel L. Jackson drinking game - drink every time the man says "motherfucker"

Steven Seagal drinking game - drink every time the man wastes some anonymous henchman

Centurion/Century Club - shot of beer every minute until 100

Kings - have a deck of cards, each card represents a certain action (everyone drinks, guys drink, waterfall etc.), people pick cards in clockwise order

Well, those are a few that I can think of. What are yours?

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 09:27 AM

shit fuck. 2= shit, 3 = fuck. you go round the table counting, if its a multiple of 2 you say shit, if its a multiple of 3 you say fuck if its both you say shit fuck. you make a mistake you have to drink 2 fingers of whatever your holding.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 09:30 AM

Fooseball, take a shot every time anyone scores. Short game.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:02 AM

Put a deck of cards on a glass. Every player must, in order, blow one or more cards of the deck. Touching the glass or deck or table is not allowed.
You fail to remove a card, you must have a drink. If you didn't remove a card, you must have a drink. If you manage to remove the last card from the top of the glass, next player must have drink, game starts all over.

also, Beer Hunter, inspired on the Russian roulette in the movie. Works best with 2-3 players but can be done with up to 6. You'll need a Designated Driver to lead the game.

Take six closed cans of beer. DD shakes one of them, violently, then presents them to the players on a round tray. Randomly select a starting player, preferably by spinning a seventh can of beer in the middle of the other six on the tray, selecting the player where the top ends at.
He/she picks a can, holding it directly under his/her nose, and then opens the can. If you don't commit nasal suicide (beer spraying out), the next player is the victim.

Once a player commits nasal suicide, finish all opened cans, starting with the killing bullet, put another six cans up, and resume.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:18 AM

There's always the CSI : Miami drinking game.
Revolves around a number of Horatio's particular mannerisms such as putting on/taking off his sunglasses, and repeating people's statements back to them. He has loads of them, but it's so long since i've seen an episode that the others aren't springing to mind. I remember hearing the rules on an irish radio show, and thinking you'd be in an alcohol induced coma by the first ad break. But I've never seen the rules written down.

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:24 AM

View Postdrinksinbars, on Aug 10 2009, 10:27 AM, said:

shit fuck. 2= shit, 3 = fuck. you go round the table counting, if its a multiple of 2 you say shit, if its a multiple of 3 you say fuck if its both you say shit fuck. you make a mistake you have to drink 2 fingers of whatever your holding.



Good lord, I've played a version of this but only multiples of 3. When you're drunk and the game is flying around the table it's hard enough. I can't imagine how fucked up you'd get with two different words and multiples to keep track of.

3 step game based on catch phrases. One person says "Barack" while pointing to another person. That person says "Obama" while pointing to someone. That person says "Change." That's the cycle and the point is to do it quickly. If anyone is slow or isn't paying attention DRINK.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:33 AM

the questions is, do you want it to last long or get hilariously shit faced in about an hour?

The optimal game for option 2 is Shoting Risk.

Basically, you play Risk with regular rules. However, there's one exception. At any time you can take a shot of hard liquor to get two soldiers to be placed anywhere you have soldiers already.

To use an exmaple of how this plays out I'll describe parts of the game we did last time.

I was first and among other things attacked a friend of mine who held china with 1 soldier. I attacked with 4. He could naturally not accept losing such a precious territory so he quickly did three shots to push his army up to 7. I imediatly lost 2 soldiers, and saw no other option but to build my army up to 10 soldiers. My friend felt his honour was at stake at this point and filled up another six to his army. thankfully I had some good rolls and he quickly ceded the territory to me after that.

The following player wanted to contest me for control of S.America, and saw an opportunity by attacking me in China first. I refused to lose such a hard earned territory and a quick shoting match ensued from which I emerged victorious. Naturally, this had been but a diversion and my friend quickly built himself an army in africa and marched into S.America where the majority of my armies were stationed. Now, I could not lose a continet without a fight, and managed to hold off the advance, though I lost most of my soldiers, and the rest of the bottle. The next players turn was the guy I took china from, and he wanted it back.

by the time we had finished an entire round all three of us were out.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:42 AM

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Kings - have a deck of cards, each card represents a certain action (everyone drinks, guys drink, waterfall etc.), people pick cards in clockwise order

This sounds a lot like ring of fire to me.

Other drinking games ive played.
Arrogance is quite good. Basically you have a communal glass or something and it goes round the circle, when it gets to you, you put some of your drink in, Flip a coin, call it if you get it right it passes on if you get it wrong you drink whatevers in the glass. Then basically you keep doing this until everyone is sufficiently drunk.
I cant remember any more right now, im sure some will come to me in a bit
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:43 AM

*so many drinking games... head explodes*

I'll just say the names of ones I remember... explanations will come if I can be bothered:

Hash Run
Zoom
Pyramids
21
The bouncy coin game I can't remember the name of
fluffy duck
I never...
Ring of Fire

*brain goes hazy..... forgotten some*
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:57 AM

I'm a rugby man so I know a few easiest is 21, there is also the soccer saturday drinking game or the Sharpe one. (watch Sharpe and drink when he does one of his signature moves like headbuts someone during a swordfight, calls somone a bastard, says 'your ladyship', uses 'me' when he should say 'I', shags a member of the nobility etc)

My favorite is Edward Ciderhands though, boys only I'm afraid. Get a largeish room with a plastic bin in the middle, all participants have a 2 lite bottle of cider taped to each hand with gaffer/duct tape. The door is locked, nobody leaves the room until they have finshed their cider, you have to piss and vomit in the bin as you aren't allowed to leave. Obviously since you have no hands, only cider you have to get your cock out pre-game or you can't piss in the bin. Once everyone is ready you play drinking games until eveyone has finished their cider.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 11:25 AM

why am I not surprised the buggery player produces the worst game ever. (ciderhands)

I could write a stupidly long post about drinkin games but im at work on my phone.

Arogance - as baudin described, you bet your beer, then call. we play with a deck of cards though, call red or black for the beer bet. added free is call the number. its a risk free shout and if you get it you can nominate any1 to drink the glass.

Incredible Arogance - as above wi vodka, you pour raw vodka as your bet, if you lose you then pick your mixer and pin.

Ring of Puke - like the ring of fire but someone is invariably sick
A - Nominate someone to drink.
2 - drink 2 fingers
3 - Opposites drink (boy gets it, girls drink/ split the table in half)
4 - A ship came into the harbour
5 - Make a rule
6 - I've never
7 - Waterfall
8 - Thumb card
9 - Bust a rhyme (keep it fresh)
10 - Drinking buddy
J - Question master
Q - Disasociation
K - Roulette ( at the start theres 4 cups with shots of vodka an shots of water (at least 1 water)

Ducky Fuzz.
sit in a circle. ducky fuzz to myyyy... LEFT. Then it carries on. until somebody says duzzy. change direction and say fuzzy duck.
a fuck up is a decent sized drink and pretty soon people are shouting fuck he does and does he fuck.

my thumbs are sore so i'l stop.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 11:27 AM

fluffy duck is like ducky fuzz, but we use fluffy instead :ermm:
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 11:41 AM

I'm hurt mappo, i was trying to make a nice post and you twist it :ermm: alas i'm not much of a drinkin as i like to be the one that remains soba and has the ability to bribe my mates with my knowledge of what they may or may not have done. Kinda like Macros prank on Mezla at the recent BBQ.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 12:41 PM

BEER PONG!

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 12:45 PM

View PostMacros, on Aug 10 2009, 12:25 PM, said:

why am I not surprised the buggery player produces the worst game ever. (ciderhands)

I could write a stupidly long post about drinkin games but im at work on my phone.

Arogance - as baudin described, you bet your beer, then call. we play with a deck of cards though, call red or black for the beer bet. added free is call the number. its a risk free shout and if you get it you can nominate any1 to drink the glass.

Incredible Arogance - as above wi vodka, you pour raw vodka as your bet, if you lose you then pick your mixer and pin.

Ahhh you see w ejust do Arrogance with whatever is being drunk by everyone so you usually get mixtures of wine, spirits, cider, beer etc. Doing it with one type of alchohol seems a bit tame.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 01:19 PM

Another grim rugby game to add to Cougar's is " The Game Of The Golden Goose"

Essentially the 2 biggest dickheads/birthday boys/ one from each team etc, strip off naked whilst everyone else sets up 2 identical assault courses made out of tables, chairs, bags whatever. The price of a hefty beverage is worked out in multiple coin denominations and placed on each contestant's "start" table. The clubhouse trophy cabinet is then raided for 2 suitably sized cups to be placed at the end of each assault course.

For each coin on the table, an equivalent pint is placed next to it. The aim of the game is for each participant to place one coin at a time in their arsecrack, complete the assault course without it falling out and then drop it into the metal cup/ trophy at the end of the course. This done they then race to the beginning, neck a pint and do it again until all the coins are in the cup and all the beers have been skulled ( 3-4 coins/pints is the norm, above 5 is approaching Godhood). Each contestant then goes to the bar with their stinky coinage to purchase the "Winner's Brew" which is invariably a concoction of evil, where the first to finish is declared the winner ( and usually exempted from any pisstaking for the rest of the night).

Various tag / relay versions are available. :ermm:

Obviously you can only play this game on a tour, in your clubhouse or in some cases if you have a particularly understanding landlord at the local. It's not so much a drinking game as a complete night's entertainment of viking proportions. Only other rule is that there must be complete silence when the competitors squat over the cup. The " pfutt ding" noise of an arse launched coin hitting a metal cup,combined with a studious almost pensive look upon the competitor's face, is to this day one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Although i'm obviously easily entertained ! ;)
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 01:48 PM

View PostMacros, on Aug 10 2009, 01:25 PM, said:

A - Nominate someone to drink.
2 - drink 2 fingers
3 - Opposites drink (boy gets it, girls drink/ split the table in half)
4 - A ship came into the harbour
5 - Make a rule
6 - I've never
7 - Waterfall
8 - Thumb card
9 - Bust a rhyme (keep it fresh)
10 - Drinking buddy
J - Question master
Q - Disasociation
K - Roulette ( at the start theres 4 cups with shots of vodka an shots of water (at least 1 water)


We have something very similar that we call Tangera.

A - Black; drink 1, Red; make someone else drink 1
2 - B drink 2, R give 2
3 - B drink 3, R give 3
4 - B drink 4, R give 4
5 - B drink 5, R drink 5
6 - Category (I say Whisky, the second player says Bushmils, then everyone else have to say a brand of irish whisky until someone hesitates too long and must drink)
7 -the seven game (the person who draws the card says 1, the next 2, then 3 and so on. Every time a number that can be divided by 7, or has 7 in it is reached, instead of saying that number you clap and the whole thing turns. To explain, say it reaches me on 7. Instead of saying 7 I clap my hands, and the guy who said six now has to say 8)
8 - Toilet card. If you leave the table without giving up an 8, you have to empty a beer in one go when you get back.
9 - Solidarity (you drink whatever amount the person to the left of you drinks until another 9 is drawn)
10 - Social (everyone stands up and take a shot)
J - New rule
Q - The last to place his thump on the table takes a shot
K - At the centre of the table is placed a fairly large glass. If you draw a king you fill 1/3 of the glass with whatever you're drinking. The 4th to draw a king drinks the glass.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 01:51 PM

View PostD'rek, on Aug 10 2009, 07:41 AM, said:

BEER PONG!



Flippy Cups.



I like the Blazing Saddles game. A shot everytime time theirs a racial slur.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 01:55 PM

Asshole

Gods, this game has led to many a drunken night.

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 01:58 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on Aug 10 2009, 09:51 AM, said:

View PostD'rek, on Aug 10 2009, 07:41 AM, said:

BEER PONG!

Flippy Cups.

I like the Blazing Saddles game. A shot everytime time theirs a racial slur.


lol, that would be a lot indeed. Or there's the LotR game, drink everytime someone says "ring". With any movie I find the best is to just split the crowd into 2 teams and each team comes up with a list of words that the *other* team has to drink when the word is said. Depending on the movie you sometimes need up to 4 words or so (beyond that no one remembers 'em all anyway and you need a more thematic movie!)

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I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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