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#41 User is online   Macros 

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:14 PM

I couldn't see myself playing that cup game, past my threshold of tolerance methinks.

great drinking fun to be had playing bullshit also.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:16 PM

View PostD'rek, on Aug 11 2009, 07:26 AM, said:

Beer Fortress sounds intense, but how do you keep the glasses from falling down and spilling your beer?!


It's absurd, but the structure is amazingly stable. The weight of the beers above hold the rest of the structure rigid. Don't play alone...
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 12:33 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Aug 11 2009, 10:07 PM, said:

View PostCougar, on Aug 11 2009, 03:11 AM, said:

Gayness and homoeroticism are not the same thing Ray



I don't know, I think once you're actually stripping down and putting things in your ass it crosses the line from homoerotic to gay.

Not judging, just saying.


I just can't see how a pissed 20 stone fatboy wobbling his way over an assault course, trying to crap a coin into a cup, infront of a room full of men and women could be deemed homoerotic. Ridiculous yes, but homoerotic ?

Also, any of the gay guys I know would be mortified about playing this game, they are far too classy. :p

But, whatever flicks your switch Raymondo :lol:

Not judging, just saying.
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 01:02 AM

Three man (the one die version, because I don't remember the rules to the two dice version)

Requires one six sided die. The last person to join the game is the three man.
Roll a:
1: Pick someone to take a shot
2. Pass
3. Three man drinks, unless the three man rolled in which case they pick a new three man
4. Person to your left drinks
5. Person to you right drinks
6. Create a new rule (or abolish an old one)

View Postdrinksinbars, on Aug 10 2009, 02:27 AM, said:

shit fuck. 2= shit, 3 = fuck. you go round the table counting, if its a multiple of 2 you say shit, if its a multiple of 3 you say fuck if its both you say shit fuck. you make a mistake you have to drink 2 fingers of whatever your holding.


We used to play a similar game, but with different words (can't remember what it was anymore). We also added in that you had to say each word a number of times equal to the number of prime factors that was either two or three. Eg. 16 would shit, shit, shit, shit and 18 would be shit, fuck, fuck.
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#45 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 01:56 AM

View Postmasan's saddle, on Aug 11 2009, 05:33 PM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Aug 11 2009, 10:07 PM, said:

View PostCougar, on Aug 11 2009, 03:11 AM, said:

Gayness and homoeroticism are not the same thing Ray



I don't know, I think once you're actually stripping down and putting things in your ass it crosses the line from homoerotic to gay.

Not judging, just saying.


I just can't see how a pissed 20 stone fatboy wobbling his way over an assault course, trying to crap a coin into a cup, infront of a room full of men and women could be deemed homoerotic. Ridiculous yes, but homoerotic ?

Also, any of the gay guys I know would be mortified about playing this game, they are far too classy. :p

But, whatever flicks your switch Raymondo :lol:

Not judging, just saying.


Well, since rugby teams are rarely coed, it's a room full of guys. And you forgot the competitors are naked. With things shoved in their ass.

Good point about actual homosexuals being too classy for this game though, I think you're right there.
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