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Fantasy NFL: DRAFT THREAD

#1061 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 10:21 PM

Brood, that deal you offered me was comically one-sided, you cad. ;) :D

Mentally, I've decided to bench Berrian this week and replace him with - that's right - Antwaan Randle El. I just see a receiver going up against the Lions and it feels so right. He's been ok so far this season and I've got a gut feeling...
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 12:29 PM

Are you gonna propose something in exchange then TT?
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#1063 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 01:30 PM

Rather than just propose a trade I thought I'd enquire as to the availability of Ronnie Brown or perhap another of your RBs - I see you've got a healthy stockpile in Thomas, Brown, McGahee and Buckhalter...
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#1064 User is offline   Daser 

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 05:13 PM

Looks like Kalam just got his first win. Gift wrapped by Gunslingers. 2 inactive on the starting roster.

Maybe D. Brees will throw 6 TDs again so it still gets close.
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 05:16 PM

Errrrr, sorry about the trade negative. WW did start week 1, Dearest, btw. But he has been absent two weeks now. I offered the trade before the beginning of week 2 when I expected him to play. Anywho, I get drunk. I do dumb things. At least I'm apologetically drunk while doing dumb things. :D
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 11:56 AM

Drink more dammit, more!



Tehol continues to be a good-luck charm... for opponents, but is now, I believe, the only team who will be 0-3 :D Though that does depend on Tony Romo, to some extent.
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 02:38 PM

Yes I am the only one who's 0-3, I continue to be an excellent good luck charm for my opponents. I can't win a game to save my life! I will say though that I didn't deserve to win this week. In the previous to weeks my team played well, it's just that my opponents had ridiculously good games. This week though, my team was just embarassing. My WR's scored a grand total of 4.90 points and my RB's only managed to amass 8.94 points between them. It was absolutely pitiful! Of course I finally pull Willie Parker and he tears it up, which is typical of the type of luck I've had so far.

I fully expect to drop to 0-4 next week when I face off against my Dearest. He would be hard enough for me to beat on a good day. I'm losing Celek and Rackers to bye their bye week, and they have been my only consistent producers other than PM thus far.

Good job by your team Brood, congrats on your win!

@Daser We can clearly see now that I was correct about Sproles 8.54 points, is not exactly a steal of a deal Posted Image

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 03:51 PM

View PostDaser, on 27 September 2009 - 05:13 PM, said:

Looks like Kalam just got his first win. Gift wrapped by Gunslingers. 2 inactive on the starting roster.

Maybe D. Brees will throw 6 TDs again so it still gets close.





Bah! I don't have internet access on Sunday morn. so I have set my final lineup on Sat. Both those guys were "looking favorably" to play according to Yahoo's wonderful experts. Anyway, my would-have-been replacements only got 9 combined points, so it didn't make a difference anyway. Oh, and Brees got me 5 freaking points this week against the 31 worst ranked pass defense. Posted Image
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 07:37 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on 28 September 2009 - 11:56 AM, said:

Drink more dammit, more!



Tehol continues to be a good-luck charm... for opponents, but is now, I believe, the only team who will be 0-3 Posted Image Though that does depend on Tony Romo, to some extent.




I dont think Da Beers has big enough lead, but you never know which Romo will show up.

Tuberski finnally made some drops on his team, but he didnt drop M. Crabtree. My new theory is that Tuberski is really female and they are expecting Crabtree`s first child. You heard it here first! Posted Image
In other news. Bacon Boys are scoring Touchdowns......yes i know i cant quite believe it either.Posted Image I am drinking the Koolaid and expecting more.

GirlsLoveFootballToo ran into the third 100 + team and even the latest Stud D. Sproles couldnt change the outcome. W.Parker showed signs of life so maybe it will change next week.

I am thinking about starting a fundraiser to support Gunslingers, who must be hardpressed by salary cap, since they cant get healthy players on the field.Posted Image

Disclaimer: The writer of this is totally without responsibility for what follows after releasing these news and only made it to try out some emoticons.Posted Image
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 11:23 PM

I love it, I think I only got 1 TD of any form, and sill got 90+ points to win the game with. :D 3 and 0 start for the Commish!
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 11:34 PM

Crossing my fingers for Stewart to have an awful game. But a TD and 20 yards and I lose...

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Goddamn worthless TO and Gonzalez. Not complaining about Gonzalez since the Pats beat his team, but TO...
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 12:33 AM

View PostSixty, on 28 September 2009 - 11:34 PM, said:

Crossing my fingers for Stewart to have an awful game. But a TD and 20 yards and I lose...

=/

Goddamn worthless TO and Gonzalez. Not complaining about Gonzalez since the Pats beat his team, but TO...



Read this on Yahoo.

Terrell Owens(notes), Wide Receiver, Buffalo Bills. Zero completions, zero yards, and zero touchdowns. Goose eggs all around for T.O. ... or, as he perhaps should be called, T.0.0.0. No one can say he can't accessorize, though.


T.0.0.0. Muahahahaaa that is just hilarious.
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 01:31 AM

I'm just glad he's out of Dallas! I am more than happy to let him ruin somone else's team, as long as he got the hell off of mine! It's only a matter of time before the Bills start to experience the drama that is T.O. first hand. Of course we know his shitty play isn't his fault, it's all down to everyone else. I'm sure they're making up secret languages in Buffalo too!
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 04:36 PM

I will lose this week, I'm going to start a lousy running back.
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 04:54 PM

WAT! Don't tell me you're deliberately going to lose. Which RB are you talking about? Turner is on bye this week, and I know you have Beanie Wells who has done shit all, but he's on bye so you can't be talking about him. You still have Ryan Grant in your starting line up and he hasn't been doing too badly, he'll get you some points for sure. I can only assume you mean you are going to pick someone up on waiver who you aren't too pleased with.

It is going to be hard to beat KM, but Brady has been disappointing for him to say the least. Anything can happen, look at how shitty my team was last week! It will be tough, but there is a possibility you can still pull out the win. My money is on KM of course, but you never know what could happen.

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 02:12 AM

View Postcaladanbrood, on 27 September 2009 - 12:29 PM, said:

Are you gonna propose something in exchange then TT?



I dont know if you are still trying to swing a trade , with TT, but i have made you an offer.

If you dont like my offer and want to suggest something else, then remember that it has to have QB, for me to stay interrested.
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Posted 30 September 2009 - 10:27 PM

I've made a counter-offer to you, Daser. Hopefully still one which interests you :Oops:
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Posted 01 October 2009 - 06:47 AM

Damn it. i liked my first suggestion and was very close accepting yours, but it involved to many of my starters so i chickened out. I have countered with a simpler trade offer.
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Posted 01 October 2009 - 02:33 PM

Simpler is no good :Oops: Check out the latest idea, I need a starting WR really.
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Posted 01 October 2009 - 09:49 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on 01 October 2009 - 02:33 PM, said:

Simpler is no good [img]http://forum.malazanempire.com/public/style_emoticons/darkset/:).gif[/img] Check out the latest idea, I need a starting WR really.



I am running out of things to suggest. I have offered you my 3rd pick WR in first trade and my 2nd pick WR in next trade and you said you wanted a WR.

I am not gonna give 2 good WR/TE to get my upgrade at QB. Maybe it is the value of your RBs that keeps messing this up(i already have 5) so now i offer trade without 1.

This is my last offer this week Brood. so if you dont like it, we will have to take it up next week.
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