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#141 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 06:59 PM

Hair, and a stupid language. That's pretty much it. I also like to think I masturbate to Japanese tentacle porn less, but that's touch and go to be honest,.

#142 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 25 July 2009 - 07:02 PM

Also Apt plays with the things he steals, Toby just flogs them to a man in a pub in return for lumps of coal for dinner.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#143 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 07:02 PM

Quit posting in here and go pick for Bwoody before he starts to cry. You don't wanna make Bwoody cry do you?

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#144 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 07:04 PM

When I am drunk in a couple hours I'll pick for him. I'll ring him at midnight just to piss him off first, suggest a name, and then ignore him and pick someone I dont want. Tom Brady, he's a clunge full of cottage cheese.

#145 Illuyankas

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 07:04 PM

I assume you're referring to Toby there, Hoos. Of course I want Brood to cry.

#146 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 07:05 PM

Yes, I was referring to Tobapt.

#147 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 07:06 PM

Crying is too ambiguous, they could be tears of joy or emo. Thus we shouldnt want him to ever cry, but instead to fall into a vat of rabid flesh hungry blood lust filled tortoises pumped full of viagra.

#148 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 07:07 PM

They'll love him to death.... slowly.

#149 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 07:13 PM

You could say he'd be too "shell-shocked" to fight back!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#150 Tsundoku

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 08:09 AM

Thelomen Toblerone, on Jul 26 2009, 04:59 AM, said:

Hair, and a stupid language. That's pretty much it. I also like to think I masturbate to Japanese tentacle porn less, but that's touch and go to be honest,.

I think I see what you did there.

Although not literally, of course.

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#151 Shinrei

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 12:46 AM

ANNOUNCEMENT

I have a willing second volunteer:

teholbeddict

will be the 2nd interviewee.

PM me with any questions you would like asked, and I'll chose 2-5 questions depending.

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#152 Abyss

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 02:14 PM

Cold Iron, on Jul 20 2009, 11:02 PM, said:

I know next to nothing about abyss.

That's me. A mystery, wrapped in an enigma, cloaked in darkness, lightly sauteed with onions and served with a side of yam fries and a nice Chianti.

But otherwise i'm an open book.

Shiara, on Jul 20 2009, 11:14 PM, said:

RodeoRanch, on Jul 21 2009, 01:04 PM, said:

That's the way he plans it. Except in the Mod Lair. Nude photos everywhere!

Share!

...and yes, i HAVE been working out...

Posted Image

...if you look carefully you'll see that's my tat of Quick Ben and Kalam on the rooftop in Darujhistan as interpretted by a guppy...

Posted Image

That last one is from a particularly dark period in my life but my shrink says it helps to be open about it.

HoosierDaddy, on Jul 21 2009, 01:07 AM, said:

... I have many leather bound books and smell of moth balls.

Fixed.

HoosierDaddy, on Jul 21 2009, 02:53 AM, said:

Quit being greedy, you crazy Dane.

Aptorian, on Jul 21 2009, 03:00 AM, said:

Shush, Milli Vanilli, you had your 15 minutes of fame...

^ this exchange made me LOL.

- Abyss, ....And then vimm just a little.

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#153 coltainereborn

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 02:26 PM

So I just press on the last post link to see whats going on in this thread and am greeted by several pictures of bald kitties. Thanks Abyss, I didn't want to keep my breakfast down anyway. I think you're confused about the popularity of shaved pussies.

#154 teholbeddict

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 08:27 PM

Shinrei, on Jul 27 2009, 07:46 PM, said:

ANNOUNCEMENT

I have a willing second volunteer:

teholbeddict

will be the 2nd interviewee.

PM me with any questions you would like asked, and I'll chose 2-5 questions depending.

Yes it's true, Shin PMed me, and asked me whether I would be willing to be the second interviewee. In a momentary lapse of my sanity I agreed! So by all means ask away guys! Although I doubt I will be anywhere near as witty as hoosier!

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#155 Macros

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 08:59 PM

I demand to know the colour of apron you wear whilst baking the many pies you undoubtedly bake!

2012
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#156 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:07 PM

Meeting you has fucked me up Mac, I cant read your posts without my mind affecting some sort of warped nornirsh accent to my imagination. As I'm shit at accents, all your posts make me subject myself to my own piss poor internal imagination attemps.