[Thelomen Toblerone]

Forumite + daughter = UNALLOWABLE MIX

I think she fears for her daughters' safety and knows enough of us to realise the likelihood of an undesirable outcome. Bwgie-woogie wouldnt set her up with someone she met in an asylum for instance, and it's a similar principle here.

[D'rek]

Wow, this really took off. Isn't she, like, 16?

[bwgan]

Thelomen Toblerone, on Jul 3 2009, 05:53 PM, said:

Bwgan's a difficult name to pronounce, for starters.

If it helps, I did consider using "Bwgie-woogie" for a long time, but I wasnt sure on my pronunciation. I know w is usually a oo sound, but you can never be sure.

You are correct about the pronunciation...well as near as I can say it anyway...but forget about the nickname if that's the best you can do.

Avatar, on Jul 3 2009, 05:53 PM, said:

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Avatar is my new favourite forumite of the day.

Does that mean I can date her?

No. Nothing personal, but you have clearly been contaminated by this site...I mean that in the nicest possible way of course.

And TT you are correct about the unallowable mix. I may not have admin powerz, but I have ISP and money powers and so she is banned for EVER. Well, until she gets her own home and job...so yeah, for ever.

bwgan, harsh but fair...well mostly just harsh...



EDIT: Cross with D'rek...oi, I said earlier, she is well over the age of consent...in fact I'm sure I mentioned her actual age...which will get me in trouble with her Dad

This post has been edited by bwgan: 03 July 2009 - 05:05 PM

[Avatar]

Does...nightmare...never...stop...

[D'rek]

bwgan, on Jul 3 2009, 01:03 PM, said:

EDIT: Cross with D'rek...oi, I said earlier, she is well over the age of consent...in fact I'm sure I mentioned her actual age...which will get me in trouble with her Dad

I thought you had too, and I think my guesstimate was over-optimistic, figuring it was better to guess too high than too low... hmph over the age of conset, but not by much!

(then again, the age of consent in the Phillipines is like 8)

This post has been edited by D'rek: 03 July 2009 - 05:09 PM

[Thelomen Toblerone]

bwgan, on Jul 3 2009, 06:03 PM, said:

You are correct about the pronunciation...well as near as I can say it anyway...but forget about the nickname if that's the best you can do.

I believe you're labouring under the false impression we give good nicknames here. Allow me to demonstrate:

Caladanbrood = Brood
Thelomen Toblerone = TT/Toby
Tiste Simeon = Tiste
Illuyankas = Illy
Aptorian = Apt
Abyss = Abyss/'byss
RodeoRanch = Rodeo/Ranch/Doctor No (Pants)
Mezla PigDog = Mezla/Mezzles
Imperial Historian = IH
Stone Monkey = SM/S&M
Sir Thursday = STD
Avatar = Av
D'rek = Drek

And many, many more. You see, nicknames arent really our strong point...in fact, we give shit ones, generally. Bwg might be a good option consistent with our general unimaginative theme?

[Illuyankas]

Thelomen Toblerone, on Jul 3 2009, 06:09 PM, said:

bwgan, on Jul 3 2009, 06:03 PM, said:

You are correct about the pronunciation...well as near as I can say it anyway...but forget about the nickname if that's the best you can do.

I believe you're labouring under the false impression we give good nicknames here. Allow me to demonstrate:

Caladanbrood = BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWrood
Thelomen Toblerone = Chimney Sweep
Tiste Simeon = Skeletor
Illuyankas = MY LIEGE
Aptorian = Wheelchairapt
Abyss = Pussy
RodeoRanch = Corvidophobic
Mezla PigDog = Mezzed
Imperial Historian = Internal Haemorrhaging
Stone Monkey = S&M
Sir Thursday = Sexually Transmitted thursDay
Avatar = Ratava
D'rek = Dreck
Cougar = Beastman

And many, many more. You see, nicknames arent really our strong point...in fact, we give shit ones, generally. Bwg might be a good option consistent with our general unimaginative theme?

Slight correction there.

[Aptorian]

Illuyankas, on Jul 3 2009, 07:16 PM, said:

Sir Thursday = Sexually Transmitted thursDay

I admit that I lol'd

If they can have a Nekid Friday, then the workplace should also have a Sexual Transmitted Thursday.

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 03 July 2009 - 05:25 PM

[bwgan]

@TT and Illy - + lots of non existant rep.

And I take it all back...bwgie-woogie would be excellent...if a little long.

[chill]

Just for your information... "Drek" means "Poo" on croatian. It really cracked me up when I first started reading mbotf.

@Bwgan - even though there are 18 year old biology students with a sexy mediterranean tan around here ( ) this forum is not really an ideal place for finding a person for your daghter. Unless you have a practical joke involving corpses and bacon in mind.

[D'rek]

chill, on Jul 3 2009, 01:26 PM, said:

Just for your information... "Drek" means "Poo" on croatian. It really cracked me up when I first started reading mbotf.

@Bwgan - even though there are 18 year old biology students with a sexy mediterranean tan around here ( ) this forum is not really an ideal place for finding a person for your daghter. Unless you have a practical joke involving corpses and bacon in mind.

Srenyeh! Don't tell them that! No one else here speaks Hrvatski!

[chill]

ooooooooooooops.

XD

[bwgan]

Where's Grimhilde...Grim is our resident poo expert...

[Morgoth]

the boss and I are the only two men in the office, so I guess I wouldn't mind

[Thelomen Toblerone]

You want to see your boss' penis?

[D'rek]

Morgoth, on Jul 3 2009, 01:43 PM, said:

the boss and I are the only two men in the office, so I guess I wouldn't mind

omfg he's on-topic!

[Avatar]

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OTE (Thelomen Toblerone @ Jul 3 2009, 06:09 PM)
QUOTE (bwgan @ Jul 3 2009, 06:03 PM)
You are correct about the pronunciation...well as near as I can say it anyway...but forget about the nickname if that's the best you can do.

I believe you're labouring under the false impression we give good nicknames here. Allow me to demonstrate:

Caladanbrood = BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWrood
Thelomen Toblerone = Chimney Sweep
Tiste Simeon = Skeletor
Illuyankas = MY LIEGE
Aptorian = Wheelchairapt
Abyss = Pussy
RodeoRanch = Corvidophobic
Mezla PigDog = Mezzed
Imperial Historian = Internal Haemorrhaging
Stone Monkey = S&M
Sir Thursday = Sexually Transmitted thursDay
Avatar = Ratava
D'rek = Dreck
Cougar = Beastman

And many, many more. You see, nicknames arent really our strong point...in fact, we give shit ones, generally. Bwg might be a good option consistent with our general unimaginative theme?

Slight correction there.

lol!

[Slow Ben]

Yeeeeaaaah. I work with 2 guys and my mom is the secretary of our business.

So, i'm gonna go ahead and throw out a big fuck no!

[Macros]

I am absolutely devastated that the forums undoubtedly most eligible bachelor was not mentioned. Surely every woman wants an Irish borderline alcoholic for their daughter?!?!!?

But seeing as morgoth insisted we go to a gay bar (becasue it had "cheap beer") I am totaly unsurporised he wants to see his bosses penis

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Bwgie woogie was probably frightened you'd flatten her daughter to death through pawing inelegantly at her face as you tenderly tried to stroke her cheek.

Yes I;ve been drinking and yes that makes little sense, but you get the gist. YOU HAZ BIG HANDSES MAKE BWGAN DAUGHTER GO SKWISH