[caladanbrood]

I think that goes as read. Sparkly or not

[Darkwatch]

I work in customer service, I'm sure as hell not going into work naked.
Though I wouldn't mind some good looking nude female model coming in.

Also we should add to the thread title or description, something like: "The Hunt for Bgwan's Son-in-law"

[Thelomen Toblerone]

I would suggest Tiste, as he's in Wales atm and thus has the element of proximity, and does have many redeeming qualities - splendid sideburns and bacon chocolate, for instance - but ultimately I think Bwgan would prefer her daughter to live, so that puts an end to that one.

[bwgan]

Bhurnae, on Jul 3 2009, 04:28 PM, said:

HEY Not-Lucy!! Bwood is single and *Sparkly* added bonus........hooking up with him would piss off your Mom

Hey Bhurnae we agree on many things...hang on a minute...where's your solidarity as a worried parent?

Luckily (?) she isn't in work yet so I don't have to worry about the actual thread topic in so far as she is concerned...

...she just told me that 21 is too old as well...! She is definately not like me I've always gone for the older man...well not now clearly, because they would be ancient...just like my hubby!

@TT - no Tiste is no good as then he would know what I look like and his days of looking over his shoulder would be over...I like causing him the occasional nervous tic.

@D'rek - cruel...very cruel!

[Darkwatch]

Does Tiste not already have a future Corpse Bride?

[Avatar]

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As to my daughter, Avatar's date makes him relatively new and so possibly not too tainted yet by the rest of you loonies, but even if he were single, he's a tad too old...sorry, no offense intended but I am picky, otherwise not much point in me taking charge is there? (I am NOT a control freak - just as long as everyone does what they are told there are no problems...seriously there aren't, because I always know what's best and am always right... )

She is younger than 30/2+7= 22? In my country, you are at least 24 when you graduate from medical school. And no, I am not tainted yet by anyone here I think, which, I'm afraid, doesn't guarantee any kind of mental healthiness.

[Darkwatch]

Avatar, on Jul 3 2009, 12:25 PM, said:

And no, I am not tainted yet by anyone here I think

Don't worry you'll be joining the Mob soon.

[Thelomen Toblerone]

If 21 is too old Av, I'd assume she is younger than 22. Unless she likes the toyboys, of course. That's a point, I just assumed she was about 20 without thinking, it could have been very awkward if she'd turned out to be 13 or whatever and I was offering to pimp Brood out to her.

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this bit with not-Lucy has given me a great idea: "Take your daughter to Naked Friday at work Day!"

Splendid idea!

"Fry your naked daughter at work day."

I bet I could eat 100 naked fried daughters.

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Don't worry you'll be joining the Mob soon.

That's exactly the nightmare I keep waking up from every night.

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If 21 is too old Av, I'd assume she is younger than 22. Unless she likes the toyboys, of course. That's a point, I just assumed she was about 20 without thinking, it could have been very awkward if she'd turned out to be 13 or whatever and I was offering to pimp Brood out to her.

I am ready to go for 21. For anyting younger than that, I first have to talk to my laywer and my parole officer. Sorry.

[bwgan]

@Avatar - I was thinking mid twenties, but as I said she wants someone her actual age...silly girl...where on earth is she going to get a doctor or lawyer or equally good profession at her age? She says that doesn't matter, she wants someone who 'understands' her and shares her views on life etc...see what I mean?..Hopeless.

And as for not being tainted...don't be so sure, you are frequenting the inn...you are doomed, it's only a matter of time.


@TT: OMG what sort of parent do you think I am? She is well over the age of consent, just very bloody fussy, only about the WRONG things!


EDIT: I'm just going to put in my sig that all my posts cross with someone!

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[Darkwatch]

Avatar, on Jul 3 2009, 12:40 PM, said:

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Don't worry you'll be joining the Mob soon.

That's exactly the nightmare I keep waking up from every night.

Avatar, on Jul 3 2009, 12:35 PM, said:

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this bit with not-Lucy has given me a great idea: "Take your daughter to Naked Friday at work Day!"

Splendid idea!

"Fry your naked daughter at work day."

I bet I could eat 100 naked fried daughters.

I think your in the nightmare right now after that, and there's no waking up.

[caladanbrood]

bwgan, on Jul 3 2009, 05:41 PM, said:

And as for not being tainted...don't be so sure, you are frequenting the inn...you are doomed, it's only a matter of time.

Avatar, on Jul 3 2009, 05:35 PM, said:

I bet I could eat 100 naked fried daughters.

Yeah I'd say he's pretty much there...

[Avatar]

Must... wake... up!

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Join us, Av. We shall come up with a brilliantly uninspired and lazy nickname for you, like Av, and make various jokes at your expense to do with bacon, corpses and handegg. Most likely.

[bwgan]

Avatar is my new favourite forumite of the day.

[Avatar]

NOoooooooooooooo!

[bwgan]

Thelomen Toblerone, on Jul 3 2009, 05:48 PM, said:

Join us, Av. We shall come up with a brilliantly uninspired and lazy nickname for you, like Av, and make various jokes at your expense to do with bacon, corpses and handegg. Most likely.

Which reminds me...how come drain on my resources I mean Not Lucy gets a nickname and instant fame when I've been here for like a million years and the only time anyone says anything is when I mention my 18 year old very attractive daught....oh, yeah...that could be it!

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Bwgan's a difficult name to pronounce, for starters.

If it helps, I did consider using "Bwgie-woogie" for a long time, but I wasnt sure on my pronunciation. I know w is usually a oo sound, but you can never be sure.

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Avatar is my new favourite forumite of the day.

Does that mean I can date her?

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