[Illuyankas]

Thelomen Toblerone, on Jul 3 2009, 02:11 PM, said:

Were I single, I'd sort all your daughter out, don't worry.

Unfortunately, taken as I am, you'll have to fall back on Brood. I know, I know, far from the ideal choice, but he really is keen as mustard, he'll have a good crack at the job, and at least make them cynical about men and more wary for the future.

If Bwgan wouldn't choose me as an acceptable sacrifice to the foul Welsh gods candidate, what chance does Brood have? I mean, at least I have hair.

As for the topic, while it might be cooler in these crazy climates to be naked, unfortunately a court order says I can't even go topless outside, so a lucky escape for 98% of humanity (the last 2% are safely blind already).

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Illuyankas, on Jul 3 2009, 02:31 PM, said:

If Bwgan wouldn't choose me as an acceptable sacrifice to the foul Welsh gods candidate, what chance does Brood have? I mean, at least I have hair.

That's a fair point. You have to choose whether you desire grandchilden with partial deafness, loud shirts and a yeard, or one that look like Brood. And I think we can all safely say that nobody wants to see the latter.

[bwgan]

@TT, well as it's naked FRIDAY it would be completely inapproriate for you to go in naked on a Monday first day or not... I mean what on earth would they think?

As to my daughter, Avatar's date makes him relatively new and so possibly not too tainted yet by the rest of you loonies, but even if he were single, he's a tad too old...sorry, no offense intended but I am picky, otherwise not much point in me taking charge is there? (I am NOT a control freak - just as long as everyone does what they are told there are no problems...seriously there aren't, because I always know what's best and am always right... )

[Illuyankas]

@TT: Now you've given me an image of Brood impersonating me - surrounded by dozens of people with bleeding eyes, shouting WAT repeatedly and constantly combing his hair back as if to make sure it hasn't escaped while he wasn't looking. What a horrifying thought.

@Bwgan: Agist.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 03 July 2009 - 01:52 PM

[Cougar]

This would be an unmitigated disaster for me, I sit opposite a 20st woman, but a massive treat for everyone else who gets to see me in my glorious naked form.

[Illuyankas]

You don't wear clothes in the first place, it's all body hair dyed to look like a shirt and trousers.

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Yeah, no-one would even notice you were naked, Jim. You'd just look like a bear who's escaped from the zoo and stuck the top of his head briefly in a lawnmower, then tried to comb over the damage. Then decided to sit on a train opposite a fat lady and talk in an amusing northern twang.

@Bwgan: 21 better?

[D'rek]

this bit with not-Lucy has given me a great idea: "Take your daughter to Naked Friday at work Day!"

[bwgan]

@ D'rek - I am in trouble now..I genuinely lol'd at your post...so she came to see what I was laughing at...I think I got away with it...

@Illy ~ no just picky.

@TT ~ better, but you aren't single, I don't believe you are a doctor and you have definately been on here too long.

[D'rek]

bwgan, on Jul 3 2009, 10:20 AM, said:

@ D'rek - I am in trouble now..I genuinely lol'd at your post...so she came to see what I was laughing at...I think I got away with it...

Does she read the forums over your shoulder?

[bwgan]

@ D'rek ~ DOS! See I'm down with the kids and lingo and stuff.

[D'rek]

bwgan, on Jul 3 2009, 10:27 AM, said:

@ D'rek ~ DOS! See I'm down with the kids and lingo and stuff.

I am not... what is this DOS you speak of? Crazy british teenage colloquialism...

[Cougar]

bwgan, on Jul 3 2009, 03:20 PM, said:

@TT ~ better, but you aren't single, I don't believe you are a doctor and you have definately been on here too long.

and he's clinically classed as a midget.

[bwgan]

Well, POS is parent on shoulder!....Isn't it? ...Stop making me doubt myself.

[D'rek]

bwgan, on Jul 3 2009, 10:31 AM, said:

Well, POS is parent on shoulder!....Isn't it? ...Stop making me doubt myself.

I wouldn't know, I grew up in a refrigerator box. So DOS is...? Doppelganger on shoulder? Damacles on shoulder? Devious Onion Syndrome?

oh, right, Daughter on Shoulder. You whippersnappers

This post has been edited by D'rek: 03 July 2009 - 02:33 PM

[D'rek]

You know, a much easier answer would've been to just say "yes". Now I have to punish you somehow...














Hey not-Lucy! Ask for a Shewee for Christmas!

This post has been edited by D'rek: 03 July 2009 - 02:36 PM

[Bhurnae]

Illuyankas, on Jul 3 2009, 02:52 PM, said:

@TT: Now you've given me an image of Brood impersonating me .........

The thought of Bwood and one of your shirts.................*shudder*

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Ah, but Brood is 21 and single, which is what I was getting at. Although he's been on here even longer, so I bow to that point. But maybe he's been here so long it's gone full circle and he;s back to normal!

No, that's just crazy talk, isnt it. Sorry.

@Cougy: we prefer to be called the vertically challenged/impaired.

[caladanbrood]

I'm normal dammit. Normal like a sparkly vampire.

[Bhurnae]

HEY Not-Lucy!! Bwood is single and *Sparkly* added bonus........hooking up with him would piss off your Mom