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Posted 01 July 2009 - 08:23 PM
Sleep? Sleep? The righteous followers of the true path need no sleep...only infidels need sleep...burn him. 
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:08 PM
Right, I am hot and tired and bored...so entertain me or I will have to go to bed.
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:19 PM
i dont think i have ever read such blasphemy as this thread excellent.
remove vote
vote slick
laying it on too thick there pal.
back int he morning
excellent.remove vote
vote slick
laying it on too thick there pal.
back int he morning
This post has been edited by drinksinbars: 01 July 2009 - 09:19 PM
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:22 PM
Holy mother of G-...I mean Allah, you guys post alot! Having not read the Quran (or however the hell you spell that) I can't quote that so I'll just say this:
Don't worry I got (the terrorist)...BOOM *the eiffel tower falls down*...damn I missed him! - stupid infidels.
Don't worry I got (the terrorist)...BOOM *the eiffel tower falls down*...damn I missed him! - stupid infidels.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:24 PM
Well the way I see it is I am clearly the only true Jihadistist here...you are all infidel weaklings, and I trust none of you...especially anyone with an M, R or V in their name...I am going to rest now, but before I do I will
Vote Vengeance
for being strangely disconcerting (hey it's day 1, what else do you need? Besides, it has a nice alliteration to it.)
Remember my brothers - If someone remarks: "What an excellent man you are!" and this pleases you more than his saying, "What a bad man you are!" know that you are still a bad man. Oh yes!
Edit: Stupid infidel invention that is the cross post.
Vote Vengeance
for being strangely disconcerting (hey it's day 1, what else do you need? Besides, it has a nice alliteration to it.)
Remember my brothers - If someone remarks: "What an excellent man you are!" and this pleases you more than his saying, "What a bad man you are!" know that you are still a bad man. Oh yes!
Edit: Stupid infidel invention that is the cross post.
This post has been edited by bwgan: 01 July 2009 - 10:25 PM
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:28 PM
Drone, on Jul 1 2009, 11:22 PM, said:
Holy mother of G-...I mean Allah, you guys post alot! Having not read the Quran (or however the hell you spell that) I can't quote that so I'll just say this:
Don't worry I got (the terrorist)...BOOM *the eiffel tower falls down*...damn I missed him! - stupid infidels.
Don't worry I got (the terrorist)...BOOM *the eiffel tower falls down*...damn I missed him! - stupid infidels.
Ha! He admits his guilt openly - this infidel does not know the power that is Google (none of mine are directly from the Quran actually - we are NON-Denominational Jihadists after all!)
Edit: Hi Drone btw - nice to meet you
This post has been edited by bwgan: 01 July 2009 - 10:32 PM
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:35 PM
So, let's see -
It appears that Morgoth claims to be a prophet,
drinksinbars is a knight of the house,
bwgan slanders our cause by calling it an abysmal army,
and vengeance is a traitor of a mafia house.
drone, slick and morgy45 are all ranked.
the traitor or the false prophet seem most suspicious to me!
@bwgan "non-denominational jihadists" sounds like we just do it in our free time.
It appears that Morgoth claims to be a prophet,
drinksinbars is a knight of the house,
bwgan slanders our cause by calling it an abysmal army,
and vengeance is a traitor of a mafia house.
drone, slick and morgy45 are all ranked.
the traitor or the false prophet seem most suspicious to me!
@bwgan "non-denominational jihadists" sounds like we just do it in our free time.
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:36 PM
bwgan, on Jul 1 2009, 11:28 PM, said:
Drone, on Jul 1 2009, 11:22 PM, said:
Holy mother of G-...I mean Allah, you guys post alot! Having not read the Quran (or however the hell you spell that) I can't quote that so I'll just say this:
Don't worry I got (the terrorist)...BOOM *the eiffel tower falls down*...damn I missed him! - stupid infidels.
Don't worry I got (the terrorist)...BOOM *the eiffel tower falls down*...damn I missed him! - stupid infidels.
Ha! He admits his guilt openly - this infidel does not know the power that is Google (none of mine are directly from the Quran actually - we are NON-Denominational Jihadists after all!)
Edit: Hi Drone btw - nice to meet you
Haha thanks for the pleasantries after tearing my post apart
. Hi there nice to meet you too.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:38 PM
It's Day 1. 16 Hours 23 minutes remaining.
10 players are still alive; bgwan, drinksinbars, Drone, Impirion, morgoth45, Morgoth, Shinrei, Silencer, Slick Mongoose, Vengeance
It takes 6 votes to lynch, 5 votes to go to night.
2 votes Slick Mongoose; (morgoth45, drinksinbars)
1 vote morgoth45; (Slick Mongoose)
1 vote drinksinbars; (Morgoth)
1 vote Vengeance; (bgwan)
Players that have not voted; Drone, Impirion, Shinrei, Silencer, Vengeance
10 players are still alive; bgwan, drinksinbars, Drone, Impirion, morgoth45, Morgoth, Shinrei, Silencer, Slick Mongoose, Vengeance
It takes 6 votes to lynch, 5 votes to go to night.
2 votes Slick Mongoose; (morgoth45, drinksinbars)
1 vote morgoth45; (Slick Mongoose)
1 vote drinksinbars; (Morgoth)
1 vote Vengeance; (bgwan)
Players that have not voted; Drone, Impirion, Shinrei, Silencer, Vengeance
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
#91
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:43 PM
@Drone - tearing your post apart? I was being helpful...just you wait until one of the Mr Nasties has a rant at you...and they will believe me they will...don't trust any of them...they are all bad, bad people.
Oh, hi Shin...not you obviously, you are a gent...except when you kill me...but I would never hold that against you, noooo, never
P-S - sweetie...it's bwgan...tsk, I don't know, just can't get the...um I mean, excellent job you are doing there!
I was being helpful...just you wait until one of the Mr Nasties has a rant at you...and they will believe me they will...don't trust any of them...they are all bad, bad people.Oh, hi Shin...not you obviously, you are a gent...except when you kill me...but I would never hold that against you, noooo, never
P-S - sweetie...it's bwgan...tsk, I don't know, just can't get the...um I mean, excellent job you are doing there!
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:47 PM
Drone, on Jul 2 2009, 10:22 AM, said:
Holy mother of G-...I mean Allah, you guys post alot! Having not read the Quran (or however the hell you spell that) I can't quote that so I'll just say this:
Don't worry I got (the terrorist)...BOOM *the eiffel tower falls down*...damn I missed him! - stupid infidels.
Don't worry I got (the terrorist)...BOOM *the eiffel tower falls down*...damn I missed him! - stupid infidels.
Confession. No-one must ever admit to having not read our (non-denominational form of the) holy book!
And, as predicted, I arrive several hours into the day.
And btw, all you playing as invisible because this is a mafia game...don't bother. *admin powerz* me and Morgy can see you all anyway. XD
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:50 PM
But surely that's cheating...humph....only infidels would do that...burn him!
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:53 PM
No, only followers of Allah hold the True Sight.
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:56 PM
Ah but do you follow the true path? For is it not true that a donkey with a load of holy books is still a donkey?
Well, anyway, now I know there are brothers to stand guard I am going to bed. Nighty, night.
Well, anyway, now I know there are brothers to stand guard I am going to bed. Nighty, night.
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:00 PM
Goodnight, Bwgan.
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:05 PM
Drone, on Jul 1 2009, 05:22 PM, said:
Holy mother of G-...I mean Allah, you guys post alot! Having not read the Quran (or however the hell you spell that) I can't quote that so I'll just say this:
Don't worry I got (the terrorist)...BOOM *the eiffel tower falls down*...damn I missed him! - stupid infidels.
Don't worry I got (the terrorist)...BOOM *the eiffel tower falls down*...damn I missed him! - stupid infidels.
Welcome Drone....
Vote for Drone
I don't know you and so you are obviously the infidel.
-Vengeance is friendly to new people....
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:07 PM
Silencer, on Jul 1 2009, 05:47 PM, said:
Drone, on Jul 2 2009, 10:22 AM, said:
Holy mother of G-...I mean Allah, you guys post alot! Having not read the Quran (or however the hell you spell that) I can't quote that so I'll just say this:
Don't worry I got (the terrorist)...BOOM *the eiffel tower falls down*...damn I missed him! - stupid infidels.
Don't worry I got (the terrorist)...BOOM *the eiffel tower falls down*...damn I missed him! - stupid infidels.
Confession. No-one must ever admit to having not read our (non-denominational form of the) holy book!
And, as predicted, I arrive several hours into the day.
And btw, all you playing as invisible because this is a mafia game...don't bother. *admin powerz* me and Morgy can see you all anyway. XD
WHAT do you mean non-denominational.... I follow the Shia sunna way and also pay close attention to the Hadiths like a good shia sunna.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:09 PM
If you will refer to the opening day of our lives as Jihadis, Vengeance, you will notice that ours was specified as a non-denominational cult.
We can all live happily together despite our slightly different views...and all united against those bloody infidels! They're in our city, dammit. D:
We can all live happily together despite our slightly different views...and all united against those bloody infidels! They're in our city, dammit. D:
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
