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Mafia 47.5 - Jihad! - Game Thread

#121 User is offline   Drone 

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 12:40 AM

@Silencer: You have betrayed Allah by turning to anal sex of the receiving variety!

Vote Silencer for enjoying cocks. :p

@Shinrei: Thanks!
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 12:45 AM

>.>

*readies the ban stick*

Now you're just being disgusting. Must be all the pressure - are you concerned that you might get lynched today? Worried because you are the infidel? Hmmm?

And because I know what your response will be otherwise - *categorically denies all allegations to do with butt-sex of any variety*
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 12:54 AM

View PostSilencer, on Jul 2 2009, 01:45 AM, said:

>.>

*readies the ban stick*

Now you're just being disgusting. Must be all the pressure - are you concerned that you might get lynched today? Worried because you are the infidel? Hmmm?

And because I know what your response will be otherwise - *categorically denies all allegations to do with butt-sex of any variety*


hehehe messing with Silencer is fun. You guys should try it.

And yeah because votes for being gay are really serious and being gay is a legitimate reason for getting lynched *Today's massive sarcasm brought to you by the Qur'an and Allah* :p
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 12:59 AM

XD

Some people have no concept of how jokes go.

*person 1 makes joke*
*person 2 jokes back*
*repeat*

Seriously. Learn to interpret sarcasm. Sheesh.
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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 01:03 AM

View PostSilencer, on Jul 2 2009, 01:59 AM, said:

Seriously. Learn to interpret sarcasm. Sheesh.


I never was very good at english hehe.

I was joking, hence the "todays massive sarcasm blah blah blah"
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 01:27 AM

View PostSilencer, on Jul 2 2009, 01:45 AM, said:

>.>

*readies the ban stick*

Now you're just being disgusting. Must be all the pressure - are you concerned that you might get lynched today? Worried because you are the infidel? Hmmm?

And because I know what your response will be otherwise - *categorically denies all allegations to do with butt-sex of any variety*


Silencer, are you talking about this ban stick?

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 01:41 AM

OF COURSE.

Epic find, Shin. :p
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 01:43 AM

It's Day 1. 13 Hours 17 minutes remaining.

10 players are still alive; bgwan, drinksinbars, Drone, Impirion, morgoth45, Morgoth, Shinrei, Silencer, Slick Mongoose, Vengeance

It takes 6 votes to lynch, 5 votes to go to night.

2 votes Slick Mongoose; (morgoth45, drinksinbars)
1 vote morgoth45; (Slick Mongoose)
1 vote drinksinbars; (Morgoth)
1 vote Vengeance; (bgwan)
1 vote Drone; (Vengeance)
1 vote Silencer; (Drone)

Players that have not voted; Impirion, Shinrei, Silencer

(Malaese's mafia tip of the day: Taunting admins on thread is like having a gasoline fight in a pit of napalm, which is to say, good wholesome fun for the whole family. Enjoy it while you can we are running out of fossil fuels as it is.)

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 02 July 2009 - 01:44 AM

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 01:46 AM

Hehe note to self: take more notice of who admins are!

EDIT: And on that note I take my leave for tonight. Goodbye.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 02:03 AM

:p

More to the point, notice that said admin is also an admin on ModCraft, and thus able to completely ruin your mafia life. XD
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 03:40 AM

Hmmm, this unknown soldier thing 'killing' people with his bare hands sounds a lot like an admin or a moderator threatening to ban people who argue with them....

Except there are no clues in the scenes. Especially clues based on moronic extrapolation. :p
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:23 AM

I think you've got something against me, Shin. Wasn't it you who suggested lynching me before I even posted? D:
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:33 AM

It's Day 1. 10 Hours 28 minutes remaining.

10 players are still alive; bgwan, drinksinbars, Drone, Impirion, morgoth45, Morgoth, Shinrei, Silencer, Slick Mongoose, Vengeance

It takes 6 votes to lynch, 5 votes to go to night.

2 votes Slick Mongoose; (morgoth45, drinksinbars)
1 vote morgoth45; (Slick Mongoose)
1 vote drinksinbars; (Morgoth)
1 vote Vengeance; (bgwan)
1 vote Drone; (Vengeance)
1 vote Silencer; (Drone)

Players that have not voted; Impirion, Shinrei, Silencer
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:41 AM

Alright, I'm gonna ninja Drone. I noticed in his first post he sounded decidedly anti-terrorist, and I have realized my schedule plus modding my own game on ModCraft will take up more time than I'd ever suspected. So bye.
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:42 AM

Oh, and sorry for fucking you over on your first game here Drone.
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:56 AM

The day moves quickly. The infernal sun beats down on you baking your brain inside your skull. A sandstorm blows in during the early afternoon, breaking the heat, but scouring your face with biting sand. Tension runs high, nerves are frayed.

"Hey, who is the new guy?"

"There is a new guy? He must be the infidel we should lynch him!"

"You really think?"

"Nah but we lynch all new guys as a matter of principle, besides he didn't even know the meaning of OMGUS he's a real joker..."

"Yes, a regular Jester he is...."

"Wait, who said Jester..."

A chorus of voices join in all at once, quite hard to make out.

"There's a Jester....there's not a Jester...there's always a Jester...but but they have to tell us there is a Jester...no they don't...yes they do...at least there isn't a faceless man....there is a faceless man!?!"

The scene degenerates into open brawling in the street. You quickly tire of slap fighting each other in the middle of a sandstorm and pick yourselves up from the sandy street. It's pointless to try and dust off as sand is everywhere...and it chaffs.

"Hey you alright new guy?"

One of you offers your hand to help him up and as he takes it, you pull him close and give him a hug. An explosion rocks the street, smoke and human debris are scattered everywhere. Wiping sand from your eyes and blood from your robes you notice two of you are no longer here.

morgoth45 is dead. He was of the town.
Drone is dead. He was of the town.


After the chaos curfew rings through the town. You duck inside the nearest hovel and try to get some rest. It is now night.
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:59 AM

It is Night 1. 4 hours and 2 minutes remaining.

8 players are still alive; bgwan, drinksinbars, Impirion, Morgoth, Shinrei, Silencer, Slick Mongoose, Vengeance

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Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 05:10 AM

Aw hell.

Who the fuck uses a ninja on day one, with only 10 players? XD

A mini this will certainly be. O.o
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 05:27 AM

View PostSilencer, on Jul 2 2009, 05:23 AM, said:

I think you've got something against me, Shin. Wasn't it you who suggested lynching me before I even posted? D:


No, that wasn't me. I voted for dibs because that's what he suggested doing to ME. :p
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 05:35 AM

View PostVengeance, on Jul 2 2009, 03:18 AM, said:

Well it would be fairly easy to lynch Silencer before he had a chance to post...So easy in fact I don't know if it would count.


Ah. It was Vengy-boy. WHY, VENGE, WHY? ;(
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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