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#161 Werthead

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 02:48 AM

Adolf Hitler hears the news about the new Goodkind book and is not impressed.

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 07:54 AM

Werthead, on Jul 14 2009, 07:48 PM, said:

Adolf Hitler hears the news about the new Discworld book and is not impressed.

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You sir win all the internets. That was brilliant.

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 08:23 AM

Fantastic, funnest thing I've seen all week. Good work Werthead.

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 11:27 AM

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WHAT KIND OF A HACK STEALS FROM HIMSELF!!!

And then the Twillight reference... gold.

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 12:27 PM

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good stuff

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#166 Illuyankas

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 12:35 PM

Werthead, on Jul 15 2009, 03:48 AM, said:

Adolf Hitler hears the news about the new Discworld book and is not impressed.

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Heh, that was pretty good-

Werthead, on Jul 15 2009, 03:48 AM, said:

about the new Discworld book

Werthead, on Jul 15 2009, 03:48 AM, said:

new Discworld book

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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#167 Tif the Barber Boy

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 12:54 PM

Illuyankas, on Jul 15 2009, 01:35 PM, said:

Werthead, on Jul 15 2009, 03:48 AM, said:

Adolf Hitler hears the news about the new Discworld book and is not impressed.

(you may need to switch on the subtitle captions via the box in the bottom-right of the screen to make this work)

Heh, that was pretty good-

Werthead, on Jul 15 2009, 03:48 AM, said:

about the new Discworld book

Werthead, on Jul 15 2009, 03:48 AM, said:

new Discworld book

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Hilarious! But, umm... what does this have to do with discworld?

#168 MTS

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 12:56 PM

Nothing at all. Wert just made a typo.

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#169 Wry

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 01:35 PM

Thats what happens when you try to review every Pratchett book i guess

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#170 Werthead

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 05:16 PM

Cheers guys, but that wasn't me. That was Zap Rowsdower from the Westeros forum, a noted Lemming of Discord of many years standing.

Wry, on Jul 15 2009, 02:35 PM, said:

Thats what happens when you try to review every Pratchett book i guess

ARRGH! Fixed.

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 05:23 PM

Pirate Plumbers IS NOT NEW MATERIAL! Lol. Fucking brilliant.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 09:46 PM

Incomprehensible German and me laughing hysterically at my computer. People in the office are looking at me funny...Should have known better than to watch that at work.

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