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WEDDING! I'm getting married in 4 days

#1 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 12:01 PM

Well, as the title suggests, I'm getting hitched.

Bride will be lovely, I will be dashing in my tux, we are having beer kegs, a pig roast and a huge bonfire to celebrate afterward with 88 friends and family.

Should be fucking incredible actually.

This time Saturday expect to see me vibrating and trying to look like I'm totally cool while I'm actually flipping completely out.

BOOYEAH!
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 12:04 PM

I approve..............IIRC said lady was definatly a keeper.
Wishing Health Wealth and Happiness to you both, kick back and enjoy the day.

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 12:08 PM

Here you go

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i kiiid i kiiiid
enjoy the day, its costly....so you had better :p
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 12:08 PM

And I wasn't invited because...?


I hope it all goes great mate, have a superb day, don't get so hammered you can't perform, and, most importantly, SEND ME SOME OF THE DELICIOUS ROASTED PIG

*drools*

Best of luck, and wear three pairs of socks. You often hear some shit about people getting cold feet so, it's probably the way to go.
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 12:10 PM

Make sure you take a few minutes every couple of hours to take a breather somewhere private with Mrs BeerParty, otherwise the day will really get away from you.

Also take the opportunity to do a really long speech mainly grandstanding about yourself, mine was 35 minutes long and I loved it.
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 12:19 PM

View PostCougar, on Jun 24 2009, 01:10 PM, said:

Also take the opportunity to do a really long speech mainly grandstanding about yourself, mine was 35 minutes long and I loved it.


I've never believed anything happened more in my life. If I had to put money on anyone in the world to do this, it'd be you, you Nigel Haworth sound-a-like, you. :p
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 12:28 PM

well done mate :p
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 12:30 PM

Congratulations - pretty sure it will be a splendid affair :p
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 12:37 PM

Congrats. No more living in sinn :p Walking down the aisle can make most brave mens leg turn into jelly. I remember my own - the best day of my life -including getting babies. More party and fun at a wedding than in a hospital.
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 01:21 PM

Congrats! Do not forget that after the wedding day, you can mix some no's in your answers ;-)
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 01:24 PM

Congrats! I hope you guys have a fantastic day! Also hoping the weather is great for your bonfire and pig roast. Best of luck!
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 01:33 PM

You still want the rohypnol crop duster fly-by, right? Because the fuel was expensive and I had to have the wings re-taped.

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 01:40 PM

Félicitations/ Congratulations from France :p
Sorry for my english ;), I'm french :P

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 02:06 PM

View Postcauthon, on Jun 24 2009, 02:21 PM, said:

Congrats! Do not forget that after the wedding day, you can mix some no's in your answers ;-)


you can.....but they dont take any notice anyhoo.......................

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 03:53 PM

You should your thread in the time capsule and see if your still excited a year from now. :p
Seriously though, congratulations. Going on a honeymoon?
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 04:52 PM

Don't forget to tell her how amazingly beautiful she looks, then and only then, can you safely go and get drunk with your friends.

Seriously, take the time to enjoy the day and as Cougar says, spend some time on your own together to take it all in and compare stories. The day disappears so quickly you will wonder what happened.

Oh and make sure your bestman/ groomsman don't get completley pissed until all the important stuff is out of the way.


Edit, OH YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS ! :p

This post has been edited by masan's saddle: 24 June 2009 - 04:56 PM

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 05:25 PM

Congratulations! Have a good time on your Honeymoon!
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 05:44 PM

Congrats. Have a great day!

Another one bites the dust....
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 05:45 PM

Have fun and good luck!
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 05:50 PM

I assume this means you didnt get eaten by a bear on your stag do.
knew that was a wasted bet.

Congrats and I hope all runs smoothly, or at least that any hiccups are amusing enough for you to relate to us
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