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I've always wanted to be that guy who makes a scene as the priest asks if there is anyone who objects to the marriage.
WEDDING! I'm getting married in 4 days
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 06:07 PM
Awesome, congrats on getting this far!!
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 06:57 PM
Aptorian, on Jun 24 2009, 12:54 PM, said:
I've always wanted to be that guy who makes a scene as the priest asks if there is anyone who objects to the marriage.
Take a pal with a camera and just go down to a random church were a wedding is going on. Have your pal film it quietly from the back and then make the scene.... I would probably help if you had another pal in a car outside so you could make your getaway quickly.... But it would be funny as hell.... DO it APT.... DO IT.....
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 06:59 PM
cerveza_fiesta, on Jun 24 2009, 07:01 AM, said:
Well, as the title suggests, I'm getting hitched.
Bride will be lovely, I will be dashing in my tux, we are having beer kegs, a pig roast and a huge bonfire to celebrate afterward with 88 friends and family.
Should be fucking incredible actually.
This time Saturday expect to see me vibrating and trying to look like I'm totally cool while I'm actually flipping completely out.
BOOYEAH!
Bride will be lovely, I will be dashing in my tux, we are having beer kegs, a pig roast and a huge bonfire to celebrate afterward with 88 friends and family.
Should be fucking incredible actually.
This time Saturday expect to see me vibrating and trying to look like I'm totally cool while I'm actually flipping completely out.
BOOYEAH!
Congratulations. MY wedding has been the best thing to happen to me.....OOOOO...look a cookie....Second best thing to happen to me...
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 08:59 PM
By the way what is the address of the place you're holding the wedding?
It's kind of important since I need to give the GPS coodinates to the midgets dressed like elvis at the airfield.
It's kind of important since I need to give the GPS coodinates to the midgets dressed like elvis at the airfield.
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 09:04 PM
You know, I think that they don't say that anymore at some weddings. At the catholic ones they still do, I believe, but at others, not so much.
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 09:28 PM
You are dressing like characters from Star Trek, right?
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 12:08 AM
Congratulations CF! I hope this miserable weather holds off for the day of, but I'm sure you'll have an amazing time either way. 
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 12:24 AM
congrats CF, hope it's a great and fun wedding.
ps. you should have a cake fight or something! It'll be so sweeet!
See what I did there?
ps. you should have a cake fight or something! It'll be so sweeet!
See what I did there?
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:08 AM
Congrads there CF.
Remember to breath and you'll be fine.
Too bad you didn't invite any of the scary mob it would have been funny.
Remember to breath and you'll be fine.
Too bad you didn't invite any of the scary mob it would have been funny.
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A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:14 AM
I'm brilliant at weddings.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:18 AM
RodeoRanch, on Jun 24 2009, 11:14 PM, said:
I'm even more brilliantly drunk than normal at weddings.
Fixed.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:26 AM
Congratulations Peer Barty! Have fun with the ball and chain and whatnot.
@Rodeo: I'm terrible at them. This pic is from the last wedding I went to - a family one, about six/seven years ago (I've had a haircut and a shave since then, and so has my brother) where they served free white wine. This is the moment where I'd emptied my glass and realised the fifth bottle had run out.
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I think my remaining cousins are either staying single or not getting engaged so they don't have to invite me.
@Rodeo: I'm terrible at them. This pic is from the last wedding I went to - a family one, about six/seven years ago (I've had a haircut and a shave since then, and so has my brother) where they served free white wine. This is the moment where I'd emptied my glass and realised the fifth bottle had run out.
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I think my remaining cousins are either staying single or not getting engaged so they don't have to invite me.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 07:47 AM
Congratz! Enjoy the supposedly best day of your life! (which is actually quite depressing if you think about it as it means you had the best thing straight at the start....).. so enjoy everything you do with miss(es) Beer Party after the Big Day as well 
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Tapper, not very good at building a cheery atmosphere.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 08:17 AM
cerveza_fiesta, on Jun 24 2009, 10:01 PM, said:
Well, as the title suggests, I'm getting hitched.
Bride will be lovely, I will be dashing in my tux, we are having beer kegs, a pig roast and a huge bonfire to celebrate afterward with 88 friends and family.
Should be fucking incredible actually.
This time Saturday expect to see me vibrating and trying to look like I'm totally cool while I'm actually flipping completely out.
BOOYEAH!
Bride will be lovely, I will be dashing in my tux, we are having beer kegs, a pig roast and a huge bonfire to celebrate afterward with 88 friends and family.
Should be fucking incredible actually.
This time Saturday expect to see me vibrating and trying to look like I'm totally cool while I'm actually flipping completely out.
BOOYEAH!
Terrific news! Congrats, cerveza! Hope you have as few arguments over the curtains as possible.
So go on, tell us the details-planning any weird stuff for your wedding?
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 12:19 PM
Well thanks to all for the congrats. I just had to get it out that I'm getting married. Not talking about it is part of my "playing it cool" with people I actually see on a daily basis. Had to get it out on the internets.
Looks like the weather is going to be an absolute wash....literally but luckily we have a whole ski lodge to party in. I'll just put up some tarps outside for the smokers I guess.
this is gonna be quite the surreal experience I think.
Will post a pic when its all over.
Looks like the weather is going to be an absolute wash....literally but luckily we have a whole ski lodge to party in. I'll just put up some tarps outside for the smokers I guess.
this is gonna be quite the surreal experience I think.
Will post a pic when its all over.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 08:52 PM
Where can Apt find pics of wedding night pron?
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