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Girl gets 56 stars tattooed on her face... then she regrets. Human beings are stupid, stupid creatures.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:57 AM

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I'll pay for half those star tattoos to be removed, says the man who engraved 56 on 18-year-old girl's face

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The tattooist embroiled in a row with a teenage girl who claims he tattooed 56 stars on her face when she only asked for three has said he will help pay for them to be removed.

Rouslan Toumaniantz said today that Kimberley Vlaminck 'absolutely' agreed she wanted 56 stars tattooed on the left side of her face.

But now the 18-year-old is suing Toumaniantz, claiming she had asked him for only three stars - and had fallen asleep during the procedure, waking up to a nightmare in her Belgian hometown of Courtrai.

Toumaniantz - himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings - said he would help pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.

'I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face,' he told newspaper La Derniere Heure.


'A witness, a woman who was present, has already been questioned by police, and she confirms it.


'But be that as it may: Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client. There is a way to remove the tattoos with the help of a laser. I accept to pay for half the cost.'

Toumaniantz claimed Kimberley was happy with the work when she left his shop in Coutrai but changed her mind when her father saw the stars.


'She's 18 years old, she's an adult,' he said. 'I don't regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity.'

Kimberley is suing Toumaniantz for £10,000 after she paid £55 for 'the graffiti that has ruined my life'.

She claimed the Toumanaintz misunderstood her French and English.


She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work... and awoke to 'this nightmare'.

'It is terrible for me,' said Kimberley yesterday. 'I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible.'

'I think he didn't understand what I wanted. He spoke only fractured English and French.


'But I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, and also in a little bit of English when he looked confused, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.'

Toumaintz, who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai, said Kimberley was awake and actually looked in the mirror several times during the procedure to see how it was going.

He said she knew 'exactly what she wanted'.

'The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit.

'They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotised her. What rubbish!


'She asked for 56 stars and that's what she got.'

To remove the stars would require surgery costing £8,500.


But even the most advanced laser techniques would, while removing the tattoos, leave deep white marks all across Kimberley's face.

She has launched legal proceedings against Toumanaintz seeking damages, plus the money for the operation.


He was questioned by police earlier this year but they decided it was a civil matter and that there was nothing they could do.

Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'

Toumanaintz said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.



Seriously. Who the hell actually believes this story? And why is it even worth a news article?

Who gets a crazy tattoo, then regrets it and blames the artist. Who honestly believes you can sleep while have a needle poked through your face a couple thousand times like that?

And are we supposed to believe the artist didn't make sketches? Who the hell would get a tattoo from a guy who doesn't understand what you say?

By the way, this is what the artist looks like. I wouldn't let him near me, let alone tattoo my body:

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 09:04 AM

yeah, when I heard this story, the first thin I thought was that there's no way in hell you can sleep through 50 stars being tatooed on your face
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 09:08 AM

I call bullshit. She knew what she was getting.
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 09:16 AM

Hah, eBaums came up with an excellent photoshop:

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 09:58 AM

Several dutch and belgian blogs report that this is one big hoax :p

Apparently, after two days, a webtool was launched (the Kimberlizer) where you could put her 56 stars on a pic of your own (to all those who now salivate at the thought of putting the pics of forumites through it: it has since been taken off the web, I get 404s).

This Kimberlizer was launched by a commcercial designer (FAMOUS) on a seperate site - which had been in the air for three months before. This particular designer was also responsible for the launch of a radio station called MNM. When enquiries were made with the radio station, their spokesperson just laughed, confirmed or denied nothing and said the girl would be in their studio for an interview the next day.
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 10:02 AM

Maybe they're all stick-on. That would be a good way to make monies :p
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 12:08 PM

"The latest fad" can be cuttthroat...

I'd personally get a screw and an eightball on my face. What would you get?

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 12:20 PM

The weird thing is that a few stars, like three close to the eye, like its said above could have been cute and different, but that is just plain weird.
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 06:44 PM

her only career choice now is gangsta rapper...
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 07:30 PM

View PostZanth13, on Jun 21 2009, 08:44 PM, said:

her only career choice now is gangsta rapper...


or hooker / stripper
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:09 PM

She supposedly fainted. Apparently, the tattoo needle was going much deeper than is usual. Not sure how turstworthy that news isas they reported up to 2cm, which would cause the needle to get in your brain. Strange, but heck, I've no idea.
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:35 PM

I call bullshit too. I've heard a few stories, and apparently one of her friends said she was happy when she left (don't ask me for a link, this comes from a mate of mine who is fairly news-savy).
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 01:49 AM

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I call bullshit. No way can you fail to communicate asking for THREE star tat.

it's fairly decent of the guy to agree to pay for half the surgery, imo.
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 01:58 AM

I personaly have fallen asleep a few time's while getting tattoo's... This has to be a hoax though, in the time it would take to get the three star's done you wouldn't have enought time to fall asleep, and i doubt that it would hurt that much getting a tattoo on your face, not enough to pass out so quickly.... And the tattoo artist's i know would stop as soon as some one had passed out, just to be on the safe side because you never know if they're on drug's or whatever.... Some sweet tat's and piercing's on the artist too!! :p
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 08:32 AM

I'd say the tattoos are actually quite hot!
dunno what people got against tattoos in visible places and various types of work...
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 10:49 AM

She asked for 3
She GOT 3
Whats the proplem?


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Posted 22 June 2009 - 11:05 AM

View Postdktorode, on Jun 22 2009, 08:49 PM, said:

She asked for 3
She GOT 3
Whats the proplem?


Very true, my friend, very true...
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 11:24 AM

Update: She lied about only wanting 3, but turned chicken when her dad got angry when he saw her face. Case solved. Humanity will continue to produce idiot specimens, until further notice.
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 12:37 PM

I think we need to spend more money looking for the "Idiot Gene"
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 12:52 PM

her story is so absurd it can only be a made up cop-out by some retarded teenager trying to escape responsibility for her actions. Tattoos hurt, first off so I doubt you'd fall asleep without drugs...especially getting it done around areas with a lot of nerve endings and thin skin. The obvious linguistic difference between three and fifty-six regardless of the language, a witness at the tattoo shop to confirm the girl wanted 56 stars, and the simple fact that the guy is COMPLETELY out of business if he starts tattooing people like crazy while they're asleep. THere's no motivation on his part to even do this.

Thing is, some douchebag civil court judge will probably try to make a name for him/herself here and rule in favour of starface. Probably use some dumbassed line about her somehow not being adult enough yet to decide if she wants a tattoo...despite her actual age.

I just don't get why her parents believe her at all. I mean anybody would be inclined to take their daughter's word over some pierced-up tattoo artist under normal circumstances, but here....how ridiculously gullible do you have to be?

Being the parent I'd definitely pay to have the stars removed no matter the cost, but there is no way in hell I'd ever believe a word of her lies.
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