[Malankazooie]

Get ready you folks in the North East. Today's forecast calls for "murder rain". Find a nice place to cozy down and good luck.

[worry]

This is pretty cool.

[Gorefest]

Yeah, watched that one yesterday as well as it so happens. Slow Mo guys videos are always awesome, but this is one of the first that I've seen of Gavin where he actually delves deeper into the technicalities behind the observations as well. Great video, I hope they do more of this type of stuff.

[Malankazooie]

Did any of you guys watch Saturday Night Live over the weekend with Will Ferrell as the host? I know, Saturday Night Live in the game of hit or miss, is mostly miss. I DVR it myself and usually fast forward through most of the show and stop at the skits that I find funny (but mostly just fast forward though it all). I do like the Weekend Update segment because they do a good job of ripping on Trump. And the Trump comedy last season and this has really pumped some life into the show.

Anyway, this past weekend's show with Will Ferrell was straight up fire! It's the best episode by leaps and bounds so far this season and I would be so bold as to say it is the best episode in a number of years. Well Ferrell was on top of his comedic game in every sketch. They even had a sketch about the Aziz Ansari situation that will put you into stitches.

[worry]

Yah, tbh with WIll Ferrell you have the potential to coast on his performances with high concept stuff that gets underwritten, but surprisingly I thought this episode had the most consistently sharp writing in a while. Frequent jokes that were funny as written.

[Malankazooie]

If The Orville was 1/100th of 1% as good as this I might actually watch it.

[Malankazooie]

@1:30 mark
- Now I have to ask Natalie, have you seen the new Star Wars movies?
- No
- They're really good. They're much better than...
- Better than what?

Say something 'bout the motherfucking prequels bitch!

Say something fucking nice about Jar-Jar Binks!

Now kiss him right on his seventeen dicks!

While I sit dead on your face and take a shit!

[Aptorian]

I wasn't aware Irish people were this weak. Macros has a lot of explaining to do.

This post has been edited by Alternative Goose: 19 February 2018 - 08:41 PM

[Malankazooie]

Greta Gerwig, "don't you forget" about that independent spirit you brought to Lady Bird when you are directing Lady Godzilla.

[Aptorian]

This post has been edited by Alternative Goose: 06 April 2018 - 05:39 PM

[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

Yah. I know. David Blaine is douchey, so you can fuck off down the road with your snarky comment. But this is pretty cool though, imo. Don't watch if you're squeamish.

[worry]

For fans of Whoopi and/or Rube Goldberg:

[Malankazooie]

If it was real, I'd play it. It would probably be one of the best uses for a Amazon Alexa, tbh. Also, it's funny throughout but the "eat all the cheese" really had me laughing. If you've ever played Skyrim and were out of healing potions, you know that feeling, amirite?

[EDIT] Just found out it is real.Obviously it's having fun, and probably a watered down, goofy play of Skyrimish voice commands, but still, I'd like to try it out.

This post has been edited by Malankazooie: 12 June 2018 - 02:30 AM

[Malankazooie]

We got any weekend duffers here on the forum? A lot of these are spot on.

[Aptorian]

http://youtu.be/c_sXhn8Omn8

[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

[worry]

That chicken rules.