Things that will probably NOT happen in Dust of Dreams Silliness
#21
Posted 24 May 2009 - 07:50 PM
-Traveller finally loses a swordfight after accidentally putting both his blue colored contacts in the same eye
#22
Posted 24 May 2009 - 08:14 PM
The Part where Hood takes a job as farmhand, wasn't that what Pratchetts Death did ?
What we also won't see:
-The Crippled God getting his tent/pocketwarren replaced with a trailer
- A non-EMO Tiste Andi
- Harry Potter appearing from a trainstation-like building
What we also won't see:
-The Crippled God getting his tent/pocketwarren replaced with a trailer
- A non-EMO Tiste Andi
- Harry Potter appearing from a trainstation-like building
This post has been edited by Imperial High Mage Tayschrenn: 24 May 2009 - 08:24 PM
...Every tale is a gift,
And the scars bourne by us both,
are easily missed,
In the distance between us.
-Fisher-
Don't be blind,
Mind,
To be kind,
For you will find,
Kindness has its own rewards,
and each must find his way to heaven
-T.D. Mengerink-
And the scars bourne by us both,
are easily missed,
In the distance between us.
-Fisher-
Don't be blind,
Mind,
To be kind,
For you will find,
Kindness has its own rewards,
and each must find his way to heaven
-T.D. Mengerink-
#23
Posted 25 May 2009 - 01:00 AM
Gruntle forming a new legion and after using up riff and raff decides to name them as individual pairs. This causes the wars in the wastelands to be dominated by last stands from tango and cash and ant an dec
#24
Posted 26 May 2009 - 12:17 PM
There will be no Timeline issues at all.
Kruppe will start an exercise program which instantly becomes the new fab in Djahuristan.
Kruppe will start an exercise program which instantly becomes the new fab in Djahuristan.
#25
Posted 26 May 2009 - 04:33 PM
- The Bonehunters escaping from the K'Chain to Assail, only to be greeted by John Hammond who warns them of even bigger lizards.
#26
Posted 26 May 2009 - 08:34 PM
- Braven Tooth's odd knack for naming recruits will perish, thus leaving the Malazan Empire with soldiers named Bob, Eugene, and Jon.
- All of the factions moving towards the Wasteland will suddenly realize the truth of power-draws-power and decide that maybe a massive convergence is not where they'd rather be.
- Icarium will stumble across a hidden cache of clock-shaped cupcakes. After eating them, his memory will be restored.
- Shadowthrone decides mounted hound cavalry is an excellent idea for Cotillion and himself. The Hounds of Shadow were humiliated.
- It turns out that all Burn had to do was wake up to cleanse herself of the CG. In her comatose state her antibodies were also hindered. She comes to this conclusion in a dream and then wakes up - thus ending the CG's threat.
- All of the factions moving towards the Wasteland will suddenly realize the truth of power-draws-power and decide that maybe a massive convergence is not where they'd rather be.
- Icarium will stumble across a hidden cache of clock-shaped cupcakes. After eating them, his memory will be restored.
- Shadowthrone decides mounted hound cavalry is an excellent idea for Cotillion and himself. The Hounds of Shadow were humiliated.
- It turns out that all Burn had to do was wake up to cleanse herself of the CG. In her comatose state her antibodies were also hindered. She comes to this conclusion in a dream and then wakes up - thus ending the CG's threat.
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#28
Posted 26 May 2009 - 10:47 PM
Samar Dev finally allows Karsa a shot at "splitting her in two".
30 seconds later a redfaced Karsa is overheard saying, " ..i'm sorry Dev, these things happen..., I was nervous...."
30 seconds later a redfaced Karsa is overheard saying, " ..i'm sorry Dev, these things happen..., I was nervous...."
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#29
Posted 26 May 2009 - 11:10 PM
Tarcanus, on May 26 2009, 03:34 PM, said:
- Braven Tooth's odd knack for naming recruits will perish, thus leaving the Malazan Empire with soldiers named Bob, Eugene, and Jon.
This one is awesome!
Steven Erikson introduces 2 new Malazan Marines named Fluffy and AIJ who do nothing but follow around the other Malazans commenting on every discussion they have.
Fluffy is finally killed after annoying the Elder Gods one too many times.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#30
Posted 27 May 2009 - 02:17 AM
Karsa's attempt to slay a god will be thrwarted when P.E.T.A. filles a massive lawsuit for killing the two Deragoth.
Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit
#31
Posted 27 May 2009 - 05:44 AM
Slow Ben, on May 26 2009, 04:10 PM, said:
Tarcanus, on May 26 2009, 03:34 PM, said:
- Braven Tooth's odd knack for naming recruits will perish, thus leaving the Malazan Empire with soldiers named Bob, Eugene, and Jon.
This one is awesome!
Steven Erikson introduces 2 new Malazan Marines named Fluffy and AIJ who do nothing but follow around the other Malazans commenting on every discussion they have.
Fluffy is finally killed after annoying the Elder Gods one too many times.
This sounds like a lot of comedic reli-
I still heart Goodkind.
#32
Posted 27 May 2009 - 09:13 AM
It's revealed that The Crippled God is no one else than Kim Jong Il who takes over Wu, turn everyone into brainwashed dog eating North Koreans, thus the chain of dogs finally comes to its end
The superfluous, that very necessary thing
How to cheat Death: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=38...03730&hl=sv
How to cheat Death: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=38...03730&hl=sv
#33
Posted 28 May 2009 - 01:23 PM
- Crokus will leave on a quest to find the Crippled God's horcruxes.
#34
Posted 01 June 2009 - 06:15 PM
Paran will replace Bruce Forsythe as host of "Play Your Cards Right"
Fiddler will use his uncanny knack with the deck to win the main prize of a car and ride into the wastelands at the head of the 14th playing "We`re on the Road Again" on the stereo
Strings ( who because he has a different name no one will know its the same contestant) will use his uncanny knack with the deck to win the main prize of a speedboat and wonder "WTF" am I going to do with this.
Captain Kindly will donate his wages to charity and replace Dear Deirdre as the agony aunt for the Sun newspaper
The Segula 1st will have been found out to have gained his rank by being the best at Scottish Highland Dancing
Anomander Rake will be found alive and well on a beach in California taking a well earned rest to top up his suntan
Fiddler will use his uncanny knack with the deck to win the main prize of a car and ride into the wastelands at the head of the 14th playing "We`re on the Road Again" on the stereo
Strings ( who because he has a different name no one will know its the same contestant) will use his uncanny knack with the deck to win the main prize of a speedboat and wonder "WTF" am I going to do with this.
Captain Kindly will donate his wages to charity and replace Dear Deirdre as the agony aunt for the Sun newspaper
The Segula 1st will have been found out to have gained his rank by being the best at Scottish Highland Dancing
Anomander Rake will be found alive and well on a beach in California taking a well earned rest to top up his suntan
#35
Posted 01 June 2009 - 07:44 PM
Tehol and Bugg decide to pit the fate of the world upon a brand new contest
Wu's got Talent.
The Seguleh 1st and Topper ( Who's just written a novel entitled " Imperial Wasteland - It ain't all bad") will do a duet of an Elton John Song.....probably " Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting ....K'Chain Che'Malle.
Fiddler ....juggles.
Bottle and the Eres'al fornicate on stage.....to Simon Cowell's delight. " This is exactly what this competition is looking for....something new, sweaty and hairy."
Nimander reads depressing, suicidal poetry.
Traveller and Karsa act out a scene from the classic play " Anomandy and Envy".....
Traveller plays Envy
The Crippled God's master plan get's interupted by Ant and Dec who inform him that, because he only got 1/3 of the public vote, he has to spend the night with Gok Wang.
Icarium get's enraged when he can't vote for Fiddler because the phone lines are too busy. Icarium destroys the competition and the Entire Lether / Kollanse continent.
Mappo arrives late dressed as a Storm Trooper .....
Wu's got Talent.
The Seguleh 1st and Topper ( Who's just written a novel entitled " Imperial Wasteland - It ain't all bad") will do a duet of an Elton John Song.....probably " Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting ....K'Chain Che'Malle.
Fiddler ....juggles.
Bottle and the Eres'al fornicate on stage.....to Simon Cowell's delight. " This is exactly what this competition is looking for....something new, sweaty and hairy."
Nimander reads depressing, suicidal poetry.
Traveller and Karsa act out a scene from the classic play " Anomandy and Envy".....
Traveller plays Envy
The Crippled God's master plan get's interupted by Ant and Dec who inform him that, because he only got 1/3 of the public vote, he has to spend the night with Gok Wang.
Icarium get's enraged when he can't vote for Fiddler because the phone lines are too busy. Icarium destroys the competition and the Entire Lether / Kollanse continent.
Mappo arrives late dressed as a Storm Trooper .....
#36
Posted 01 June 2009 - 08:43 PM
The Crippled god won't be killed by a holy handgranade, not even one whichhas its own religious following.
Assail is revealed to be Sir Lancelot running around killing everybody and saying sorry afterwards.
The black knight actually doesn't guard the isle of the crippled god. (and he wouldn't have been much of a success either)
Assail is revealed to be Sir Lancelot running around killing everybody and saying sorry afterwards.
The black knight actually doesn't guard the isle of the crippled god. (and he wouldn't have been much of a success either)
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I would like to know if Steve have ever tasted anything like the quorl white milk, that knocked the bb's out.
A: Nope, but I gots me a good imagination.
A: Nope, but I gots me a good imagination.
#37
Posted 03 June 2009 - 02:48 AM
The chicken one better not have been a reference to a certain other evil chicken i once had the misfortune of discovering....
#38
Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:19 PM
I think this one is my favorite
Find out that the Malazan Book of the Fallen all turns out to be Bobby Ewing's dream
The crippled god turns out to be James Brolin, thus explaining his misery.
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- Braven Tooth's odd knack for naming recruits will perish, thus leaving the Malazan Empire with soldiers named Bob, Eugene, and Jon.
Find out that the Malazan Book of the Fallen all turns out to be Bobby Ewing's dream
The crippled god turns out to be James Brolin, thus explaining his misery.
This post has been edited by foolio: 03 June 2009 - 08:20 PM
I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter at the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain...."
#39
Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:31 PM
All of the English words that SE uses to name things turn out to be clues to what will happen to them.
The Perish...perish. Black Coral...becomes an aquarium. All the fists...get punched in the face by Gesler. Stormy...throws a tantrum.
The Perish...perish. Black Coral...becomes an aquarium. All the fists...get punched in the face by Gesler. Stormy...throws a tantrum.
It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
-- Oscar Wilde
-- Oscar Wilde
#40
Posted 03 June 2009 - 11:32 PM
The Sword never disbanded, they met every thursday for their book club, Dassem never brought cookies so they never told him where it was held
Hellian finds Osric and runs an AA for alcoholic soldiers
Tavore announces shes had the surgery and is now just Tav
The Errant nudges a bolder which rolls the wrong way and crushes him
Cotillion and Shadowthrone have a falling out and Cotillion moves out of the Shadow Keep to the Shadow pool house
The Shadown Hounds have Shadow Puppies who are near invisible and chew up the place
Urko punches Gesler in the face and the world ends
Hellian finds Osric and runs an AA for alcoholic soldiers
Tavore announces shes had the surgery and is now just Tav
The Errant nudges a bolder which rolls the wrong way and crushes him
Cotillion and Shadowthrone have a falling out and Cotillion moves out of the Shadow Keep to the Shadow pool house
The Shadown Hounds have Shadow Puppies who are near invisible and chew up the place
Urko punches Gesler in the face and the world ends