[Newbee]

Shadowthrone somehow becomes draconian. Cotillion thinks this is too much power for one man, along with pust and his shadowmule, he ambushes shadowthrone. Breathing his last breath Shadowthrone calls out, 'Et tu, dansatoare?

PS. Shadowthrones body is later found with 23 deadly mule prints.

[MTS]

Newbee, on Jun 4 2009, 08:58 PM, said:

Shadowthrone somehow becomes draconian. Cotillion thinks this is too much power for one man, along with pust and his shadowmule, he ambushes shadowthrone. Breathing his last breath Shadowthrone calls out, 'Et tu, dansatoare?

PS. Shadowthrones body is later found with 23 deadly mule prints.

The witnesses name based on positions in the alphabet add up to 92. 92/4=23!

[Sindriss]

Quote

"Cotillion and Shadowthrone have a falling out and Cotillion moves out of the Shadow Keep to the Shadow pool house"

Reference to A night at the roxsbury?

[Rahvinn]

haha nah I just thought the mental imagry of someone appearing in the Shadow Keep and asking Shadowthrone where Cotillion is and Shadowthrone grudgingly mumbles
"Hes in the pool house"

"But wh-"

"He's being a jerk!"

[chill]

The Tiste Liosan will invent solarium.

Karsa will shatter his sword, irritated by Bairoth and Delum whispering "I'd hit it" every time Samar Dev is close.

Sordiko Qualm will fight Mogora for Pust's attention.

[MTS]

- Jib and Amby Bole get stoned and lose the carriage. Gruntle and Mappo end up having to beat them to death because they won't stop giggling and saying "Dude, where's my carriage?"

- Down on his money and Meese coming to collect, Kruppe decides to raise funds by doing a porno called "Kruppe does Darujhistan"

- Intimidated by the far more successful Blacksmith's Guild, Barathol tries to block their takeover of his smithy by challenging them to a dodgeball tournament.

- Masan Gilani gives the CG a lapdance for his birthday. He has a heart attack and dies.

- After Coll's house gets rezoned, Rallick and Kruppe team up with him and start a fraternity.

- Fisher gets beaten to death by an angry mob after fulfilling a request and playing "Love Games"

[clanless]

The Azath house builder now free....turns his hand to making Wu's first timeshares

Grizzin Farl.........turns out to be the elder god of tomfoolery.

[The Swordbearer]

The Eternal All being stands up an "sighs". Dang it all what a mess. Gives his Cosmic Etch a Sketch a shake. now I gotta start all over . But first I think I'll get Soused.

This post has been edited by The Swordbearer: 16 June 2009 - 07:29 AM

[KeithF]

-With Hood's realm now vacant, the Crippled God sends in the Lawyer of High House Chains, who successfully locates the morons who summoned him in the first place and sues them for a vast sum. The Crippled God is therefore able to get medical help, and departs Wu in peace, fully healed.

-In a similar vein, Michael Moore makes a documentary about how the Crippled God's health insurance was cancelled just after he was summoned (the ability to be yanked into an alien realm and dropped from a great height is apparently a pre-existing condition), so he couldn't pay for proper medical treatment, causing him to lose his job and be reduced to living in a tent with only homemade medication to take the pain away.

[Obdigore]

- The other gods realize that the CG is just lonely, so they all become friends and noone is fighting anymore. Then the sun supernovas and everyone dies in one sentence on the last page of the last book.

[WhiskeyJackDaniels]

Toc dies...and stays dead.


Also: Caladan Brood actually fights someone.

This post has been edited by WhiskeyJackDaniels: 18 July 2009 - 09:21 PM

[Raatchi]

* Mother Dark totally grosses everyone out in Black Coral by getting it on with grandson Nimander. Kruppe is so distrubed he has nothing to say.

* The Forkrul Assail throw a jumble sale, making £34.53p for the Save The K'Chain Che'Malle Fund

* Mappo makes a glove puppet of Icarium and becomes a famous childrens entertainer on BBC2

* The Crippled God is overwrought with joy at being bought a disability scooter by Silchas Ruin. He never does anything nasty ever again.

* The thing with the jade statues gets explained.

This post has been edited by Raatchi: 20 July 2009 - 10:26 AM