[beru]

and why did you see this movie you said


and norwegain? hva sa de? (what did they say)

Edit:
this makes me happy:
http://blogs.usaweek...us-whats-b.html

This post has been edited by beru: 26 November 2009 - 09:53 AM

[Grimjust Bearegular]

beru, on 26 November 2009 - 09:16 AM, said:

and why did you see this movie you said


and norwegain? hva sa de? (what did they say)

Edit:
this makes me happy:
http://blogs.usaweek...us-whats-b.html

I promised my sister I'd go with her, and my brother tagged along because he thinkhs I am awesome!

Aro/Lucian said: Fortsett, jeg forstår...and then he continued in pseudo-Italian.

[beru]

great another weakness for the inqisition to strike
(preferably with a flamethrower)

[Darkwatch]

A summary of the new movie:

[Bauchelain the Evil]

Grimhilde, on 26 November 2009 - 02:17 PM, said:

beru, on 26 November 2009 - 09:16 AM, said:

and why did you see this movie you said


and norwegain? hva sa de? (what did they say)

Edit:
this makes me happy:
http://blogs.usaweek...us-whats-b.html

I promised my sister I'd go with her, and my brother tagged along because he thinkhs I am awesome!

Aro/Lucian said: Fortsett, jeg forstår...and then he continued in pseudo-Italian.

Wait a minute. You're telling me they usedNorvegian instead of Latin? that's really cheap. Even an idiot can understand the differences between the two

[Mezla PigDog]

Et tu Byørn

[Stalker]

off fmylife.com

What makes people think like this? So absurd.

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

This post has been edited by Stalker: 27 November 2009 - 08:58 PM

[Hellian's Keg Lid]

I just inhaled hot tea.

[LadyMTL]

Can't...stop...laughing. Twi-hards are freaking hilarious!

[Puck]

But I've got another Twilight story from my every day life, too..

The other day I was watching LotR with a friend when we paused to make tea. Earlier he had been bitching - again - about his girlfriend and about how he thinks about breaking up but doesn't have a credible reason to do so. So while making tea we casually talked about books and since I'm usually on top of the news when it comes to books he asked what the heck the deal with this 'Twilight' stuff was and whether it's worth reading. Being the nice person I am I told him including every spoiler I know of. He facepalmed himself and then applied his face to the kitchen table, laughing slightly hysterical. When I asked what the matter was, he said: 'My girlfriend's reading this crap!'
My answer: 'There you've got your reason for breaking up.'
He didn't. Coward.

This post has been edited by Puck: 27 November 2009 - 10:52 PM

[caladanbrood]

The good news is we can't sell any more copies of Eclipse. The bad news is that's because we've sold out   

[Morgoth]

you think that's bad? I bring you Cullenism

[Puck]

What the.. NO, I refuse to have ever seen this..

[Jusentantaka]

I feel ill. That was just disgusting.

[Darkwatch]

Apparently one of the values not embraced by Twilight is coherence:

(Notice the "lol". It's very important to make the message clear.)

Attached File(s)

•  Cullenism.JPG (114.15K)
  Number of downloads: 6

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 28 November 2009 - 12:00 AM

[Ribald]

There should have been a very large warning next to that link ... as it is my eyes will never feel clean again and I think I just threw up a little in the back of my mouth...

Perhaps what is even scarier about these people is that many of them are eligible to vote in their respective countries...

I think I will curl up into a little ball and rock myself backwards and forwards until the world seems cold, harsh and normal.

Come to think of it Twilight was foreshadowed in Donnie Darko... the group was called Sparkle Motion wasn't it? Maybe they were all secretly twivamps...

[Tsundoku]

Morgoth, on 27 November 2009 - 11:31 PM, said:

you think that's bad? I bring you Cullenism

That is pure gold. Electroplated to steaming piles of shit, but gold nevertheless ...

This thread is fantastic. I keep sending snippets to friends with twitard daughters, to assist with their re-education. Kids thrive on their parents thinking their pursuits aren't apprpriate, but we have found nothing upsets a Twitard more than if they find out EVERYONE is not only laughing at them, but their passion is derided as (gasp shock horror) uncool.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Morgoth, on 27 November 2009 - 11:31 PM, said:

you think that's bad? I bring you Cullenism

"smashes a locker rhythmically with his fist in utter despair"

EDIT: Sombra, you continue to impress. Thumbs up.

This post has been edited by Ain't_It_Just_: 28 November 2009 - 09:30 AM

[LadyMTL]

Great...now I have to go pour bleach in my eyes. And on a Saturday too! Mind you, if the alternative is Cullenism I think I win out.

[stone monkey]

Sombra, on 28 November 2009 - 04:10 AM, said:

...I keep sending snippets to friends with twitard daughters, to assist with their re-education. Kids thrive on their parents thinking their pursuits aren't apprpriate, but we have found nothing upsets a Twitard more than if they find out EVERYONE is not only laughing at them, but their passion is derided as (gasp shock horror) uncool.

But that only matters if they think that cool people are laughing at them. If they think uncool people are laughing at them, then that's a different story... They want the people they think are uncool (like adults with good taste) not to get it...