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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#261 MTS

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 11:47 AM

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I want Tim Tams

I'd be hesitant about accepting food from Twitards after conducting a mass burning of their books...but that's just me lol.

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#262 Bhurnae

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 01:55 PM

Which Twit character are you?

No I havent taken the quiz. Tehol posted a link about Ghostbusters 3 and it was on the same page.

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#263 Darkwatch

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 02:28 PM

I've begun to realize something.
I was going through the twilightsucks.com forum and I realized that a good many of these people are anime/manga fans.
Considering that manga/anime is on several points identical to twilight, I find it hilarious. Irony strikes once again.

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#264 Obdigore

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 03:06 PM

Bhurnae, on May 21 2009, 08:55 AM, said:

Which Twit character are you?

No I havent taken the quiz. Tehol posted a link about Ghostbusters 3 and it was on the same page.

So I was going to be pervese and take the quiz, but it asks which character I find most attractive and I don't know what any of them look like.

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#265 Darkwatch

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 03:21 PM

Obdigore, on May 21 2009, 11:06 AM, said:

Bhurnae, on May 21 2009, 08:55 AM, said:

Which Twit character are you?

No I havent taken the quiz. Tehol posted a link about Ghostbusters 3 and it was on the same page.

So I was going to be pervese and take the quiz, but it asks which character I find most attractive and I don't know what any of them look like.

I think the Review of the Series by Cracked.com can help:

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Edward's sister Alice, who turns out to be straight and taken but is still way better for her than Edward

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Edward's sister Rosalie, who performed a massacre that sounds like Kill Bill with vampires. Kill Bill! With vampires!!!

Source

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#266 Illuyankas

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 03:26 PM

@Obdi: When in doubt, pick the most FABULOUS!

bwgan, on May 20 2009, 10:03 PM, said:

btw, if there should happen to be any straight, single, reasonably presentable, independently wealthy, male doctors on this forum, then drop me a line...

I have the first two, almost the third, not quite the fourth, definitely the fifth and for the sixth I have a badge that says 'Trust me, I'm a doctor', will that do?

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#267 Darkwatch

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 03:39 PM

Well Bgwan, you have a suitor for your daughter.
And from what I've seen of the shirst he wears to the Malaz meet-ups, he may not sparkle but he might just dazzle (note: not in a good way).

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#268 MTS

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 03:50 PM

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GET IN THE CAR LOSER, WE'RE GOING SPARKLING.

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#269 Illuyankas

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 04:09 PM

Oh, and I can appropriate some glitter shampoo from a female friend for that extra sparklitudinous dazzloscity.

#270 Bhurnae

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 04:10 PM

but who would want a chicken joining the family?

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#271 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 04:10 PM

Bhurnae, on May 21 2009, 05:10 PM, said:

but who would want a chicken joining the family?

Colonel Sanders?

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#272 stone monkey

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 04:19 PM

The thread is making me want to commit Sparklecide...

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#273 Obdigore

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 04:20 PM

Well

Tehol is a reasonably well off doctor, she claims to be straight, the forum consencious is that she is more than reasonably presentable, and I hurd she dosen't like Twihurl, so perhaps she would be a good influence on your young'un.

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#274 Satan

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 05:26 PM

She sort of misses on the male part though.

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 05:48 PM

Brynjar, on May 21 2009, 12:26 PM, said:

She sort of misses on the male part though.

Maybe Lucy is a lesbian? Or at least bi. Bwgan, just how well do you know your daughter? Go have that awkward conversation and maybe Tehol would be a great match after all! Worst comes to worst, Tehol is a dudes name so just say she's a dude and go with it

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#276 KeithF

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 08:37 PM

Darkwatch, on May 21 2009, 03:28 PM, said:

Only a very stupid anime/manga fan would try to argue that all of it is good. Twilight does definitely have a number of features in common with some types/examples of anime and manga, and is probably liked/disliked by some people for the same reasons as said sub-genres and particular examples. Certainly the whole 'clumsy girl acquires entourage of gorgeous supernatural people/beings, several of whom fall in love with her' plot has been done in anime and manga, Fushigi Yuugi being a good example - people sometimes complain about that series' heroine in much the same way people complain about Bella.

I think malazan is a pretty cool guy. eh kills well-loved characters and doesn't afraid of anything.