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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#241 stone monkey

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:13 PM

I did think I could hear a faint Squeee! coming from the direction of Wales earlier on today... Hmm, so that's what it was...

Oh and ps. There is (apparently) a pdf going round t'internet of Meyer's abandoned manuscript for a companion novel to the series; this time from Edward's POV. I am reliably informed that it is genuine and is also at least as badly written as her other books...

This post has been edited by stone monkey: 20 May 2009 - 09:23 PM

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#242 Darkwatch

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:39 PM

stone monkey, on May 20 2009, 05:13 PM, said:

There is, on Meyer's own site.
It's not a companion book. It's the first book again from Ed's POV. Basically an attempt to keep milking the series.
The manuscript was leaked (rumours say it was Patterson) which caused Meyer to suffer from Emo and she refused to keep writing the book but freely published her latest incomplete draft.

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:46 PM

Darkwatch, on May 20 2009, 11:39 PM, said:

stone monkey, on May 20 2009, 05:13 PM, said:

Seeing that she's probably got more money than god already, that's hardly very damaging for her.

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:50 PM

Morgoth, on May 20 2009, 05:46 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on May 20 2009, 11:39 PM, said:

stone monkey, on May 20 2009, 05:13 PM, said:

Seeing that she's probably got more money than god already, that's hardly very damaging for her.

Of course it isn't. She's just being a fool to get drama and more attention.

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 11:51 PM

Some one should make a t-shirt of this.

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#246 Bhurnae

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 07:43 AM

So these books are real?????? I thought we had just made up stuff...............you are trying to tell me that somebody wrote more than one book about Sparkly Vampires!!!! and the writing is worse than goooo... I'm writing to my MP and telling him (when he has sorted his expenses out) to get his arse in gear and ban them from these shores.

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 07:45 AM

I can't believe that so many people have not heard about these books, when they've been coming out since 2005 and are so popular. I can't go anywhere in Oz without seeing a Twilight book or a poster for the movie...I envy you people.

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 07:49 AM

LOL. From my mother randomly today: "Have you ever heard of Twilight?" Sarcastic laughing from me over the phone, followed by: "Why? Is someone recommending it?" "Well, blah blah blah." Me: "Okay. Don't read it. LOL."

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 09:11 AM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 21 2009, 05:45 PM, said:

I know what you mean Map....it's pure evil. I have been thinking of starting a march like the zombie one in melbourne, but as the Tenescowri...we'd need a lot of hobos.

Is Rodoe available? Zing.

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 09:18 AM

Yeah, I've been thinking along those lines, but, instead of a march, we organise a mass burning of Twilight books and watch the Twitards brainz melt. And put Stephenie Meyer on trial for crimes against humanity and corrupting our youth, just to be safe.

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 10:05 AM

The problem would be aquiring the books Mappo.

I mean, I'm not spending money on them, just to burn them. They're not worth it.

We could steal them I suppose...

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Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

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#252 MTS

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 10:08 AM

Yes, that is a problem...

Well, I've got 4 sitting on my bookshelf right now. It's a start, right? :doh:

EDIT: Who changed my title? haha

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#253 Bhurnae

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 10:12 AM

That'll be the Phantom Mod...........

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 10:25 AM

Bhurnae, on May 21 2009, 11:12 AM, said:

That'll be the Phantom Mod...........

Phantom Mod, strikes again!

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 10:26 AM

And i've finally figured out what happened to Brood:

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Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 10:26 AM

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#257 Bhurnae

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 10:56 AM

Grief, on May 21 2009, 11:26 AM, said:

And i've finally figured out what happened to Brood:

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bucketful of vrep...........still laffing

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 11:19 AM

Abyss, on May 20 2009, 10:30 PM, said:

First we get a tolerable Goodkind fan, then a coherent Twilitter.
If a semi-sane Newcombe fan shows up, i'm done.

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 11:23 AM

Haha good one.

:doh:

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 11:36 AM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 21 2009, 07:18 PM, said:

Brilliant insanity! Hey, Seguleh Second, get outta here!

"grabs keyboard"

Anyway. Great idea Mappo. And when the smoked remains of shoddy and stereotypical writing engulf the Twitards, we will give them our terms!

I want Tim Tams.

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.