[Tsundoku]

@Bauch
Does your local cop shop accept PayPal for bail?

@DW
If Google images doesn't work for you, try Google Earth, as her arse can probably be seen from space ... (I'm gonna pay for that one but it was worth it )

@Maddog
You make a disturbing amount of sense on this topic. Would you like to help run some Twitard-deprogramming sessions? I swear it will be the biggest growth industry in the world for the new few years, and here's your chance to get in on the ground floor.

[Darkwatch]

 Sombra, on 01 October 2009 - 01:23 PM, said:

@DW
If Google images doesn't work for you, try Google Earth, as her arse can probably be seen from space ... (I'm gonna pay for that one but it was worth it )

There's already a picture of the solar systems newest dwarf planet a few pages back, though you have to switch to 40 post per page to see it, and there's only one post on that page.

[Abyss]

 Ain, on 29 September 2009 - 06:50 AM, said:

...I don't understand why Hollywood feels the need to cash in on everything that sells....

You answered your own question.


- Abyss, ...sells... is waiting for the cash in...

[Bauchelain the Evil]

 Darkwatch, on 29 September 2009 - 02:07 AM, said:

@ Bauch:
Just put it to them, would they mind you sneaking into their room to watch them sleep?
If they say: 1)"Well Edward is hot!" or 2)"Edward would never hurt me!" respond with
1) So basically looks excuse stalking and all manner perverts?
2) Well not yet. When you finally have sex with him he'll beat you unconscious.


Yes we should pool bail money.

I just did what you suggested. One answered that she actually didn't liked that part but she liked the rest of the book and besides "Edward is so hot".
Oh and then she said to me I shouldn't talk being the one who reads those strange fantasy books. The outrage!

[Darkwatch]

 Bauchelain the Evil, on 01 October 2009 - 04:14 PM, said:

 Darkwatch, on 29 September 2009 - 02:07 AM, said:

@ Bauch:
Just put it to them, would they mind you sneaking into their room to watch them sleep?
If they say: 1)"Well Edward is hot!" or 2)"Edward would never hurt me!" respond with
1) So basically looks excuse stalking and all manner perverts?
2) Well not yet. When you finally have sex with him he'll beat you unconscious.


Yes we should pool bail money.

I just did what you suggested. One answered that she actually didn't liked that part but she liked the rest of the book and besides "Edward is so hot".
Oh and then she said to me I shouldn't talk being the one who reads those strange fantasy books. The outrage!

Don't let her distract you, that comment about fantasy was a diversion.
She conceded a point, So then looks do excuse all manner of perversion for this girl, push your advantage on this, and I do mean push hard.
It's like war, she's trying to protect her weak spot by keeping you bombing London instead of her airfields.
Crush her.
Make her weep.
Settle for no less.

[Puck]

 Bauchelain the Evil, on 01 October 2009 - 04:14 PM, said:

One answered that she actually didn't liked that part but she liked the rest of the book and besides "Edward is so hot".

Statements like this one make me ashamed of being female.. How brainless is that? "Edward is so hot"? WTF?! *sigh*

[no_survivors]

Sombra, sounds great. We'll do that for a couple of years, make bank and have a 0% success rate. But we'll enjoy the cash.

Also, bear with me here - with NO credit to author of course. Maybe, just MAYBE this whole epidemic is something on a much vaster scale than we ever imagined. Darwin anyone? Survival of the fittest? What man in their right mind would pro-create with one of these women? Maybe this is actually saving future generations from some genetic deficiency.

One can always hope right?

[HoosierDaddy]

There's a thin line between procreation and "oops."

[no_survivors]

 HoosierDaddy, on 01 October 2009 - 09:01 PM, said:

There's a thin line between procreation and "oops."

LOL. Well there it is. The extremely huge hole in my theory. Like I said one can hope.

[Happy Cat]

So this infection is world wide now.

Why are there so many of these twit things and so few females in the empire?
The ones I have read here seem pretty dynamic.

I foresee a future of lonely boys if you don't change this.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

 beru, on 30 September 2009 - 01:23 PM, said:

well you can also rip it apart in your rom therby sanctyfying the room to good litature

 Darkwatch, on 30 September 2009 - 07:50 PM, said:

You could also crucify it upside down and bury upside down and desecrate the ground with the blood of a twitard.
Bind it with Goetic graphicforms and condemn it to hell.
Then find Meyers and burn her at the stake for sacrilege, hunt down and destroy every copy of the book.
Basically, just join the Inquisition.

FUCK YEAH!

But I'll need fifty stout men...and a jeep.

[Darkwatch]

RLY, have you read it yet?
I need more indepth info for ammo.

[HoosierDaddy]

The last I saw, Ray was at the make-up counter, and was carrying a bag from Hot Topic.

[Darkwatch]

Oh, that was him?

See what Twilight does to you!

[Ain't_It_Just_]

 Sombra, on 01 October 2009 - 01:23 PM, said:

@Maddog
You make a disturbing amount of sense on this topic. Would you like to help run some Twitard-deprogramming sessions? I swear it will be the biggest growth industry in the world for the new few years, and here's your chance to get in on the ground floor.

Will it be anything like this?

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=4E-LYDNopm0

[Bauchelain the Evil]

To continue my Twilight saga, I tried to convert all those poor, deranged, Twilight fans to no avail. They said I didn't understand romance or all those other things and then they made me read an excerpt which one of them had copied from the book( see how fanatic they are!) which made me laugh for how horribly it was written and for the idiocy of it all. I then asked for the book so I could attack Twilight with more knowledge of the damn thing. One of the girls acepted to give it to me only to say today she changed her mind because she feared I would have ruined it.

[Darkwatch]

So remind me again why you hang out with these people?
I'm still trying to figure out how they can defend perversion of Edward's level by saying he's hot.
As for taking the book back you can say she finally proved herself to be more closed minded than you. At least you were willing to read the source material.

[Bauchelain the Evil]

 Darkwatch, on 15 October 2009 - 04:42 PM, said:

So remind me again why you hang out with these people?

I share class with them. And anyway apart from their obsession with Twilight they're preety clever people. Heck the one who refused to give me the book it's the best of the class and a true mathematical genius.

[Darkwatch]

 Bauchelain the Evil, on 15 October 2009 - 04:47 PM, said:

Heck the one who refused to give me the book it's the best of the class and a true mathematical genius.

This is just more proof that mathematics exist in some bizarre parallel universe and have NO BEARING WHATSOEVER on the real world.

Though I also have intelligent friends who read it, and enjoy it, they're not twitards. They know that the books are the McDonalds of writing.
I'm still trying to save them though. It's a long arduous process.

[Mr.James]

Today I saw a male twittard for the first time of my life in my Uni...a most disturbing sight, he was cradling one of the books (didn't catch which one) at the line in the cafeteria and then forgot all about his food when he started reading it -i did a little stalking since I was sitting near him-
so its affecting guys now too? what next...whats happening to this world..

on a side note, the two girls I'm hanging out with now in Uni have expressed utter resentment and mockery of Twilight, restored my faith in humanity a little bit. It was one of the first topics I started with them actually, and was so relieved to hear that they hated it!!