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#41 User is offline   Skywalker 

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 02:10 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on Apr 28 2009, 10:52 PM, said:

Run.


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Posted 29 April 2009 - 02:34 PM

Hey zanth, there's a lot of hate for the girl is a good thing to see that forgiveness has been well and truly knocked around a bit and stuffed in a bag and thrown in the river. If you reckon she's worth it, then ignore us bozos and get over there and make it happen, but have you actually really really really had a thought about being the new uncle for three kids? Actually, you're still young so at the very least it'll be an interesting experience flexing your skillz in this situation. Ignore the kids and just consider the girl. Oh and if you thnk that it's getting a little difficult, nothing good is ever easy. Maybe it's a good sign or something.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 03:02 PM

Short time together + failed attempt at ldr + negative drama + sheboinging other people = fail.

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 03:11 PM

I choose to just boing my hand. No kids or drama that way...

No boobs either, though. Yup, my method fails...

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 04:02 PM

View PostAbyss, on Apr 29 2009, 08:02 AM, said:

Short time together + failed attempt at ldr + negative drama + sheboinging other people = fail.

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 04:17 PM

ALso did you find the evil rumour maker and kick his ass? Assuming it is a male of course. Pics appreciated.

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 04:35 PM

I'd look at her track record. I don't know her, obviously, but you do. Are all three kids from the same guy or three different guys? You don't want to be pappa #4...
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 07:56 PM

Aight, choice made,

Its done B!
All ties are severed...

And I feel good about it.

Guess thread closed ,

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 08:19 PM

View PostEddie Dean, on Apr 29 2009, 12:35 PM, said:

I'd look at her track record. I don't know her, obviously, but you do. Are all three kids from the same guy or three different guys? You don't want to be pappa #4...

Somewhere down the line, you'll realize how dumb this statement can be. I'll give you that sometimes having kids can be a sign that something's up, but at the same time, in today's world, it's pretty normal to run into single, desirable men or women with a child or children. Does make things more complicated, but hey, sometimes it's worth it.

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 08:24 PM

I dont think he's saying you should stay away from women with kids. But if she's got 3 kids with 3 different dudes. Thats one hell of a situation I wouldnt want to put myself in.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 08:35 PM

View Postamphibian, on Apr 29 2009, 03:19 PM, said:

View PostEddie Dean, on Apr 29 2009, 12:35 PM, said:

I'd look at her track record. I don't know her, obviously, but you do. Are all three kids from the same guy or three different guys? You don't want to be pappa #4...

Somewhere down the line, you'll realize how dumb this statement can be. I'll give you that sometimes having kids can be a sign that something's up, but at the same time, in today's world, it's pretty normal to run into single, desirable men or women with a child or children. Does make things more complicated, but hey, sometimes it's worth it.



View PostSlow Ben, on Apr 29 2009, 03:24 PM, said:

I dont think he's saying you should stay away from women with kids. But if she's got 3 kids with 3 different dudes. Thats one hell of a situation I wouldnt want to put myself in.


SB has got me right. Theres nothing wrong with single parents at all. I'm just saying, for example, if youve got a single 21 year old chick with 3 kids from 3 daddies.....there is definatly some issues there.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 09:44 PM

View PostEddie Dean, on Apr 29 2009, 04:35 PM, said:

SB has got me right. Theres nothing wrong with single parents at all. I'm just saying, for example, if youve got a single 21 year old chick with 3 kids from 3 daddies.....there is definatly some issues there.

Yeah, I agree with that.

What about Erykah Badu though? She's 38, has three kids from four different long-term relationships between1997 and 2009 and she's on good terms with all of the ex-partners. That's a different situation.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 11:29 PM

View Postamphibian, on Apr 29 2009, 02:44 PM, said:

View PostEddie Dean, on Apr 29 2009, 04:35 PM, said:

SB has got me right. Theres nothing wrong with single parents at all. I'm just saying, for example, if youve got a single 21 year old chick with 3 kids from 3 daddies.....there is definatly some issues there.

Yeah, I agree with that.

What about Erykah Badu though? She's 38, has three kids from four different long-term relationships between1997 and 2009 and she's on good terms with all of the ex-partners. That's a different situation.


Well, then we promise not to judge you when you date Erykah Badu.
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 12:08 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Apr 29 2009, 07:29 PM, said:

Well, then we promise not to judge you when you date Erykah Badu.

I'd need to be a prominent black musician in order to do so. Damnit. Otherwise, we're so perfect for each other...
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 03:13 AM

ahhh erykah badu... how i long for thee :(
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 06:32 AM

View Postamphibian, on Apr 30 2009, 03:14 AM, said:

What about Erykah Badu though? She's 38, has three kids from four different long-term relationships between1997 and 2009 and she's on good terms with all of the ex-partners. That's a different situation.



Wait... that does not compute... 3 kids, 4 relationships... um... :(
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 06:48 AM

I thought he said she had 38 kids from from 4 realtionships...

that would have been craziness

but as I said,

Its ended between us, I cant play games like this so, snip snip the ties... and honestly I felt better today then in a while... (wich is partly due to my wisdom teeth(or lack therof) not hurting...

I think everything turned out correctly... and everything is well once again with the world.
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 09:01 AM

View PostZanth13, on Apr 30 2009, 02:48 AM, said:

I thought he said she had 38 kids from from 4 realtionships...

that would have been craziness

but as I said,

Its ended between us, I cant play games like this so, snip snip the ties... and honestly I felt better today then in a while... (wich is partly due to my wisdom teeth(or lack therof) not hurting...

I think everything turned out correctly... and everything is well once again with the world.


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Posted 30 April 2009 - 01:59 PM

Or in fact the dentist mangled me, but that alas is probably a story in need for its own thread,

Also hoosier is in fact half chuck norris if what he says is true
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 03:51 PM

View PostSkywalker, on Apr 30 2009, 02:32 AM, said:

View Postamphibian, on Apr 30 2009, 03:14 AM, said:

What about Erykah Badu though? She's 38, has three kids from four different long-term relationships between1997 and 2009 and she's on good terms with all of the ex-partners. That's a different situation.


Wait... that does not compute... 3 kids, 4 relationships... um... :(


One of the relationships was a threesome. It's complicated. There was surgery involved.

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