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I've had a Cracked Rib for a Week! ...and I didn't even realise it...

#41 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 12:30 PM

Not that I'm doubting your strength or anything, but they are far faster than you, Assail. When I worked in the States, we had to track a mountain lion cos there was one hanging around the camp, where we had a hundred or so young children staying there. We had to make sure it wasn't coming any closer. Luckily, it killed a deer and left... But still, it was pretty scary...

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#42 Zanth13

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 01:21 PM

I bet he could do it,

it could be like that last battle betweet Garat Jax the Weapon Master and the Jakaru thing in The Wishsong of Shannarra...

epic.

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#43 Lisheo

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 01:23 PM

Tiste Simeon, on Apr 27 2009, 01:30 PM, said:

I've seen one of those things move in the zoo once, when I was a kid... Jesus, they are fast. That story is quite terrifying, Tiste.

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#44 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 09:59 PM

Zanth13, on Apr 27 2009, 02:21 PM, said:

I bet he could do it,

it could be like that last battle betweet Garat Jax the Weapon Master and the Jakaru thing in The Wishsong of Shannarra...

epic.

Let's dare him to do it. He must film this act. If he does it, his name goes down as legendary forever. If he gets mauled and killed, YouTube gets upped ratings for a few weeks as the video goes multi-platinum. It's a win-win situation from my viewpoint.

@Lisheo - Yeah the worst part was that when it killed the deer we couldn't find the carcass for a while, and, well, a rotting carcass in central California, mid-July... Eww...

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#45 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 04:25 PM

I've just discovered something... Rocking out, air guitaring and headbanging whilst cooking with a broken rib hurts. No matter how kick-4$$ the guitar solo may be!

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#46 MTS

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 04:30 PM

Haha what solo was it? Because I know there are some you just cannot resist. Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast, for one.

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 29 April 2009 - 04:32 PM

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#47 RodeoRanch

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 11:49 PM

I was once stalked by a young mountain lion. At night. One of the more terrifying moments of my life.

#48 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 12:40 AM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Apr 29 2009, 05:30 PM, said:

Haha what solo was it? Because I know there are some you just cannot resist. Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast, for one.

Judas Priest - Painkiller. Totally worth any pain that occured because of it.

Rodeo, I'm sure I would crap myself if that happened...

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#49 MTS

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:56 AM

Tiste Simeon, on Apr 30 2009, 10:40 AM, said:

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Apr 29 2009, 05:30 PM, said:

Haha what solo was it? Because I know there are some you just cannot resist. Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast, for one.

Judas Priest - Painkiller. Totally worth any pain that occured because of it.

Great song. I totally understand.

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#50 Stradivarius

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 11:27 AM

managed to play half a rugby season with a badly fractured ankle and a knee cap in 2 bits! that was fun!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#51 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 12:01 PM

Which side of your ribcage is it Tiste?

*innocent question, I'm not planning on digging you in the ribs on Saturday, honest!*

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#52 MTS

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 12:03 PM

Stradivarius, on Apr 30 2009, 09:27 PM, said:

managed to play half a rugby season with a badly fractured ankle and a knee cap in 2 bits! that was fun!

...how? Wouldn't you have been debilitated by pain?

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#53 Stradivarius

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 12:07 PM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Apr 30 2009, 01:03 PM, said:

Stradivarius, on Apr 30 2009, 09:27 PM, said:

managed to play half a rugby season with a badly fractured ankle and a knee cap in 2 bits! that was fun!

...how? Wouldn't you have been debilitated by pain?

apparantly not! knew it was sore and hurt but just thought it was part of the ackes and pains so just strapped them up before a game and training and took 2 ibuprofain 400. couldnt feel a thing then. only found out about it when i went for my check up with the docs after the season had finished and got screamed at a bit by the doctor then had to have an op on the knee.was back in time for the next season

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#54 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 02:40 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Apr 30 2009, 01:01 PM, said:

Which side of your ribcage is it Tiste?

*innocent question, I'm not planning on digging you in the ribs on Saturday, honest!*

I wasn't actually thinking you were going to do that til you told me you weren't... I am now terrified of seeing you again.

It's just under my right nipple. Hopefully on saturday I shall be nicely painkillered up as to not make much difference when Cougar bear hugs me (which I know he wants to do!

)

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